-OMG are you coming over later I have something so rad to show you 😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸😸

(you: I'm working kinda late why so many cat faces)

-I dunno they just look cute can you come asap?

-Where are you ⚡️

(you: at the store)

-Wanna go skating 🛹 can you pick me up some candy

(you: yes what kind chocolate?)

-yeahhhhhhhh

-I asked you not to text me today unless it was an emergency

(you: But baby i miss u 😍)

-I miss you too but I am busy ok and can't have my phone blowing up

(silence)

-Don't leave me on "read"

-I'm getting mad

-Meet me at (insert restaurant) 7p ok

(you: how's your day going)

-Good but I'm about to fucking kick this guy on my shift's ass he's such a goddamn PITA and I am thisclose to saying STFU if he doesn't get offa my tits 🤬

(you: chillax see u in a bit)

-🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

(you: you are so predictable hisoka FFS)

-Oh shaddup you know you loooooove my ♠️ ♣️ ♥️ ♦️

-Hi

(you: hi)

-What's up?

(you: are we going out tonight?)

-Yes. Come over at 8.

(Sends you a YT of a song he likes)

(you: I like that)

-I like you

(you: i liiiiike you)

-I like you moooooooore

(Sends you another song)

(you: fei? Feibaby?)

-Hi

(you: What are you doing)

-🔙 🔛 🔝

(you: back on top of what? why haven't u text all day ive been crazy worried)

-Good day today babygirl 🔪 🔪🔪 🩸🩸🩸 see u soon

(you: Shal?? What is going on)

-I FEEL LIKE DOG SHIT TODAY GOD I DRANK TOO MUCH 🧟🧟🧟🧟🤮🤮🤮

(you: Can I come over?)

-YAASS FINE BUT SERIOUSLY 💩💩💩💩💩