Why, Killua Zoldyck, so nice to see you here! Might we ask what brings you to our Boyfriend Scenarios book this fine afternoon?

And why are you toting a guitar?

Ah! You wish to sing us a song?

A country song?

We are all ears, Killua! Everyone grab a long neck, slap a Stetson on your head..and a' one, and a' two...

Hiso, Hiso, Hiso-so-ka,

I'm begging of you please don't fight my friend

Hiso, Hiso, Hiso-so-ka,

Please don't punch him just because you can

Your magic is beyond compare

Those flaming locks of auburn hair

Your ivory skin and eyes of shimmering gold

Your smile is evil personified

Your voice is full of wicked lies

Chrollo cannot compete with you, I'm told

Gon talks about you in his sleep

There's nothing I can do to keep

From crying when he calls your name, Hiso

And I can easily understand

How you could easily knock out my man

But you don't know what he means to me, Hiso

Hiso, Hiso, Hiso-so-ka,

I'm begging of you please don't chase after Gon!

Hiso, Hiso, Hiso-so-ka,

Leorio's about to call you on the phone!

You can have my older bro...

When it comes to Gon, I MUST say no!

He's my bestest best-best friend, Hiso!

I had to have this talk with you

My happiness depends on you

And whatever you decide to do, Hiso!

Hiso, Hiso, Hiso-so-ka,

I'm begging of you please don't fight my friend

Hiso, Hiso, Hiso-so-ka,

Please don't punch him just because you can