《》The 12 Days Of Christmas
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Everyone ready for the most wonderful time of the year? In honor of December, I present to you "The 12 Days of Christmas" with a little twist...
HISOKA STYLE. (Watch out, Santa Claus. You too, Rudolph.)
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, .
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, and unripened fruit from a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, (eh, leave Milluki out) and unripened fruit from a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, , and unripened fruit from a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, , and unripened fruit from a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, (I'm a Floor Master, baby!), and unripened fruit from a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, (just in case I lose one, and that adds up to 8, darlings!), and unripened fruit from a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, , and unripened fruit from a pear tree.
On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, (because killing is a bloody messy business), and unripened fruit from a pear tree.
On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, (and what a tasty snack HE is!), and unripened fruit from a pear tree.
On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, (yikes! That bastard!), and unripened fruit from a pear tree!!!!!!
AND THE BEST PART?
WE GOT THROUGH THIS WITHOUT MENTIONING YOU-KNOW-WHAT* ONCE!
*bungee gum
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8 126Friendship Overload
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8 160Wandering Web
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8 147To Banana or Not To Banana
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8 233Security
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8 156Meet On The Ledge || Greta Van Fleet
Remember that first day? I do. In the car, the windows rolled down, music flowing through the air. I was at peace with everything and everyone. We were family.
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