I know we recently went over the Zoldyck family Halloween shenanigans a couple weeks ago, but I was just foolin' around. Here's the real deal Halloween headcanon chapter.

Let's keep it short and snappy, and I'm going to make you all use your imaginations. I'll tell you what each guy is dressing up as...AND YOU VISUALIZE THE COSTUME!

Oh yeah, let's speculate on their favorite candy, too!

-Decides he's going to be a real smartass this year, goes into Killua's closet, and finds one of his weirder outfits. Like that one with the arm bands or whatever.

-Dresses up like Killua

-Tah-dah!

-"You're not exactly fooling anyone," Bisky informs him

-(His favorite candy is M&Ms! Specifically the green ones!)

-Has the same idea, but after taking Gon's green jacket, green shorts, and green boots out of the closet, he realizes he just can't. It's just....no. No. No.

-Now he's stuck with no costume, so he grudgingly runs to the drugstore and digs around in the picked-over Halloween section, ending up with a pair of chintzy devil horns that are kind of bent because they were at the bottom of the pile

-Shit

-(His favorite candy is ANYTHING CHOCOLATE! And he knows ALL THE RAD HOUSES that give FULL-SIZED CANDY BARS!)

-Pika hates Halloween and gets anxiety all October long. Any holiday that has black spider decorations...no good

-On October 30, in a panic, he binges on Netflix to help himself chill out and get his mind off things

-He decides to dress up as a Squid Game guard

-His favorite candy is TWIZZLERS, but he realizes he has to take the whole headpiece thing off in order to eat them, and that's just a pain in the butt, so he doesn't eat a lot of candy on Halloween night

-Leorio's medical intern shift goes overtime and he's bone tired

-So he dresses up as a ... DOCTOR!

-(He always does this, he did it in my other Boyfriends books too, haha)

-His favorite candy is CANDY CORN, and yes, he knows that you either like it or hate it...he maintains those who hate it have no taste to speak of

-"Hm...I think I'll be a clown this year"

-No just kidding. Like he'd really say that.

-He dresses up as a creepy flasher, with a big overcoat and sunglasses

-Now, most people who do the "flasher" costume aren't really going to flash anyone, so they actually keep a pair of shorts and T-shirt or something on underneath the coat

-This is Hisoka we are talking about, though, so...

-His favorite candy is either SWEET TARTS or TOOTSIE ROLLS, maybe both at the same time

-Illumi does not like to dress up

-llumi does not like candy

-Okay, well. He kind of likes SMARTIES. Kind of. He might eat half a roll, if he's bored

-Illumi had to go to a costume party and had nothing to wear, so he found some old shit of Hisoka's and put that on, but got exasperated because he couldn't figure out how to get his stomach to look like a round red ball

-(So psst...he decided to go as Louis Kurihara instead...) HEEEEE HEEEE HEEEEE SORRY I'LL STOP

-Finally! Chrollo LOVES Halloween, because it's his one chance to go out AND NOBODY WILL RECOGNIZE HIM AS THE LEADER OF THE DEADLIEST GANG ON EARTH!

-Humming happily, he dresses up as a priest

-He looks exactly like himself and isn't gonna fool anyone, but don't tell him that

-You tell him.

-He replies, "I'm not just any priest. I'm the POPE, baby."

-If you've been reading along with this book like a good little fanficker, you know that his favorite candy is chocolate peanut butter cup pumpkins (but he's not really pregnant)

-Like Leorio, I have to borrow this one from my other Boyfriend book as well, because it just is Feitan...

-He dresses up in a long black coat and a mask covering half his face

-When asked what he is dressed up as, he replies "An interrogator."

-Hee hee. I know, I know. But the joke never gets old

-His favorite candy is whatever Chrollo doesn't eat and leaves at the bottom of his trick-or-treat bag

-He dresses up as Kurapika

-It's actually damn good

-"You're not fooling us, so don't get too full of yourself," Gon says, sticking out his tongue

-His favorite candy is also Danchou's shitty leftovers; unlike Feitan, who will gravely take this as an honor, he's not super happy about it

-Steals some of Danchou's peanut butter pumpkins when he's not looking

-Chrollo makes him say 100 Hail Marys for penance