We're experiencing a drought in my home state, so the Department of Water and Power is constantly passing on helpful hints on how to conserve water (as well as reduce our utility bill).

One of my favorite ways to save water is to shower with your partner! Or, hey, if you aren't quite at that level yet, why not just hop in with your best buddy? You never know where it might take you!

How's about doing your part to save the planet with your fave H&H pal? Here's how that goes...

-"Ah, shit. Too young again for this scenario."

-"We took a bath together. Remember? At your Aunt Mito's house."

-"Shhh. Let's not talk about it. We don't want to get everyone around here all whipped up..."

-"Okay. Well, I already said it. Quick, how do we distract everyone, but still stay on topic?"

-(Clears throat) "Hey, y'all, remember that time Hisoka skinny-dipped in front of everyone?"

-"Hah! Yeah! And took a shower on camera?"

-"Yeah, and then stood in front of the window just letting his junk all hang out in the breeze while he talked on the phone?"

-(High-five)

-"When in doubt...always bring up Hisoka..."

-Kurapika is not all that much fun to shower with. He will like the idea of conserving water (and time), but he will inevitably become angered if you accidentally get some of your soap on him, because he only likes organic, fragrance-free products.

-If you want to piss him off, fill up his bottle of shower gel with one of your stinkier products

-Leorio will want to fool around in the shower

-This is fine, but remember--he's a medical intern and they get in big trouble if they aren't on time for their rotations

-Oh, ho, I know what you're thinking

-Nah, he's not gonna try anything

-He's too busy staring, entranced, at his nude-ass self in the mirror

-Don't tell anyone but he usually likes to....oh never mind

-Showering with Illumi starts out fine

-Twenty minutes later, you are freezing, turning blue with chills, teeth chattering, and the soap you lathered all over yourself is starting to harden on your body

-It takes him a really long time to rinse the conditioner out of his hair

-Hmmm! A shower with Danchou! This could be really hot! Let's find out where that spider tat is! Rowrrrrr!

-Chrollo must have two Spiders with him at all times for security purposes, which unfortunately kind of kills the mood. Sorry

-When you get into the shower with Feitan, he courteously shares the spray with you and offers up some of his soap

-You accept and happily begin to scrub up

-Looking down, you realize that the shower floor is covered with brown and red and black stuff and other nasty shit, apparently coursing off of Feitan's body and spattering you in the process

-"This is so fucking gross, Feitan"

-You then feel your skin begin to burn. "What the hell is in this soap? Caustic acid?"

-"Dude. I torture people for a living, what do you expect? A slight whiff of body odor easily taken care of with a little flick of Axe body wash?"

-Chrollo got pissed because he ran out of his favorite shampoo and nobody in the Troupe was doing their damn job ; i.e. replacing it for him. So poor Shalnark is over at Ulta right now frantically trying to find the exact brand before Chrollo's shower runs out of hot water.