《Juke One Shots》we cant stop and we wont stop
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Julie and Luke are the bad girl and bad boy of the school, obviously together. They just wont stop making out and the principal has enough.
In the halls of Loz Feliz high school Julie and Luke are stood by the lockers completely engrossed in each other.
Julie is leaning against the lockers while luke is infront of her his hand on the locker next to Julie's shoulder (you guys know what i mean right??? Lol probably not)
"Have I told you how cute you are?" Says luke
Julie pouts
"I dont wanna be cute, I'm hot or baddass"
She replies
"Yeah but when you make expressions like that, it's hard not to find you cute"
To everyone else in the school Julie and Luke are the scariest, couple at school, nobody dares go near them or even look at them. But when it's just them, they are the cutest ever.
"Well I guess you will just have to make it up to me" julie says her voice flirty
Luke grabs Julie's face softly and starts kissing her.
Julie deepens the kiss and jumps on luke but before it can go any further they are interrupted.
"No making out at school! You know the rules!" The principal shouts
They break apart and groan
"If I let you kids make out all the time, there would be mini versions of you running around everywhere, and julie please get down from your boyfriends waist" says the principal
Julie hops back on the floor
Luke jokes " Oo more trouble makers for you to handle miss, good idea"
Julie slaps luke on his head glaring, if looks could kill "dont even think about it" she says in a voice that would make anyone else pee their pants.
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The principal sighs and walks away.
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Julie and luke are at it again, yes their making out but to be fair it wasnt their fault.
Luke saw this Nick kid flirting with Julie so obviously he had to sort this kid out.
So he walked over to kid ready to punch the lights out of him but Julie stopped him with a kiss and the two had been making out ever since.
That poor nick guy must have left a while ago but they didnt notice.
"What have I told you kids about PDA!?" Shouts the principal
Julie rolls her eyes, breaking the kiss with luke "you said not to do it"
"So how is it I find you two making out everywhere I go?" The principal crosses her arms.
"Miss, do you think if you had someone who loved you, you wouldnt be such a grumpy butt?" Says luke cheekily
Julir laughs and the principal scoffs "excuse me!?!?!"
"Theres dating websites you can sign up too miss, I'm sure you'll find someone there" julie adds laughing
"I have a lovely husband who loves me a lot thank you very much! Now as for you two-" the principal gets interrupted by a student
"Miss, the football team are fighting with the hockey team again"
"Alright I'm on my way, you two are lucky I got interrupted, now off to class both of you"
With that the principal hurries off.
Leaving Julie and luke in a laughing mess. They are pretty sure if people weren't so scared of them they would be getting loads of weird looks right now.
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It's the middle of class when julie gets bored, so naturally she turns to Luke.
The two start off joking and laughing which of course gets them in trouble but they dont care but eventually they get bored of that too.
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They end up making out once again because what's better than that right? But it seems that's the last straw for their English teacher because they get sent to the principal.
"I have had enough of you two! Must you keep showing your affections at school? Cant you wait until you get home?" Complains the principal
"It seems we cant miss" says Luke
"Havent you noticed that or did we not make it clear enough?" Says Julie
The principal sighs, standing up from her chair, she looks out the window calming herself down.
"This is the last straw with you two! With all the making out, interrupting class, making out in class and that comment earlier today, if I catch you two one more tim-"
The principal turned around only to see them both ignoring her and kissing again!
"for god sake you two!!!! That's detention for the both of you!"
The two break away startled by the yelling but accepted their punishment and walked out of the principals office continuing with their day
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Julie and luke walked into detention together, hand in hand.
They had been in this place so many times it was like their second home
Their was a Grumpy teacher at the front of the class "take a seat" he grumbled
They sit at the back, there isnt anyone in here but them
"Jeez aren't there any happy teachers at this school" whispered luke to Julie
"Why would you be happy at this hell hole" she whispered back.
"True"
"Now, you two will be making a poster to advertise the drama clubs play that they are doing, I'm going to be in the teachers lounge watching the sports game because I have better things to do than watch you rats" says mr grumbles.
Is this man crazy enough to think we are actually going to do the work? Julie laughs in her head
"And dont think of escaping because I'm locking the door, goodbye see you in an hour"
And he leaves.
"Hmm a couple alone in a locked classroom, what could go wrong?" Says luke sarcastically
Julie laughs, "what you wanna do?"
"I can think of a few things"
And their mouths are brought together.
Seriously, who is crazy enough go think them two will stop making out.
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