《Juke One Shots》🌸texting🌸
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Reggie Peters added Julie Molina, Luke Patterson, Alex Mercer and Flynn to
'Julie and the Phantoms' group chat
Reg: hey everyone, I made a group chat
Alex: we can see that Reg, why?
Flynn: awesome! I see Julie finally got you guys phones, speaking of, where are the love birds?
Alex: oh they're probably making out somewhere, you know how it's been ever since they could touch each other and finally got together
Reg: JUKE!
Luke: ok Fyi we weren't making out, we were song writing
Reg: what does Fyi mean?
Alex: for your information, Willie taught me, how did you know what that meant luke?
Julie: I taught him, and reggie, I agree JUKE FOREVER!
Flynn: I'm going to tweet that on Twitter
Reg: tweet??? I'm so confused
Alex: poor reggie
Julie: dont worry Reg I will teach you all you need to know
Reg: 😁😁😁😁😁😁
Luke: wow I want to do that!
Luke: I ❤ Julie
Julie: aww I 💖 you too babe
Everyone else: AWWWWWW
~
Allergic to sleeves: I'm offended
Fashion Queen: yasssss
Like a puppy: I dont know how to feel about my name
Drummer boi: I like my name
Singing Queen: well you ain't changing them so get used to them
Allergic to sleeves: 😕
Like a puppy:😕
~
Singing Queen: Unblock me luke!!
Allergic to sleeves: No!
Drummer Boi: what's happening here?
Fashion Queen: trouble in paradise?
Like a puppy: juke??? 😟
Singing Queen: he just blocked me and wont tell me why
Allergic to sleeves: you kissed Nick!!
Everyone else:😯😯😯
Singing queen: no he kissed me and I pushed him off me and slapped him as soon as he did.
Allergic to sleeves: oh, sorry I didnt see that part, I poofed out as soon as I saw it. I should have never doubted you
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Singing queen: you shouldn't have but I understand why you did. We good now?
Allergic to sleeves: ya we good, can I come to your room?
Singing queen: course babe
Drummer boi: well that gave me so much anxiety and at the same time I'm fangirling. I nearly passed out 😶
Fashion Queen: oh no alex! You alright now?
Drummer Boi: yeah I'm fine now thanks for you concern
Like a puppy: JUKES BACK!
Drummer boi: we aren't going to hear from them for hours now
Fashion Queen: yup
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Guys this was terrible I'm sorry, I got bored and wanted to try it, turns out it isn't as good as I thought it would be.
Until text time x
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