《Mages to Nannies (( Twisted Wonderland fanfic))》IgniHyde
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If anyone had told Idia that he would be Babysitting a 5 month old Baby a year ago he would have told them it was a Total Plot whole. It was something he would never do. Now though he was groaning inside. He had to leave the Comfort of his room to get a Baby that Probably didn't know the first thing about his work. He had to Baby proof his room with all the dangerous Electronics this last week and put up a Play pen so they didn't wander.
Thanks to Pomefiore HouseWarden now the baby knew how to Crawl. Great... Just Great. Atleast Ortho seemed to be happy with the Idea of someone he could play with. Riddle had already come by and Warned him about just giving Yuu to Ortho to take care of. That was the easier option but then Ortho would need to charge at night and he would be on baby duty.
Either way it was a lose. Complete K.O., Death by Babysitting. He had been Given a Crib and Ortho was Preprogramed with the Latest in ChildCare Technology just in case something were to happen. Honestly Idia thought Ortho was just excited to use his First Aid body he seemed to want to keep trying out.
That was fine though. Whatever made Ortho happy made Idia happy. As long as it didn't push him to far out of his Comfort zone it was fine. He walked out of his dorm a feet all on its own. And tried his best to hide behind Pillars and Trees. Not wishing to be seen Lest someone tries to actually talk to him. Idia shuttered at the thought. That was a whole other nightmare. Actually making conversation. He would rather fight 8 Raid battles with only a Level 2 sword then speak to a pier.
Finally and Thankfully he made it up to the HeadMages office. Now to just Open the door. He took a breath. He could do this. It was just he Headmage. not like it would kill him... It wouldn't kill him right? Like what if he messed up and the Headmage got so angry at him he shot lighting in anger? What if he got yelled at because he got the Kids name wrong? What if the Kid hated him?! Nope nope he should just pretend he forgot? Would that be worse? They could just Skip him then? Right right? Ok bad plan. Idia sighed and jumped back with a small Squeak as the door opened and Crowley smiled at him brightly.
"Mr, Shroud! Perfect Timing, Yuu was just changed and was getting Quite tired." Idia could have just died right then and there. HeadMage Crowley was standing in front of him! He felt The Tall Crow like mans claw covered Glove be put in his pack as he was pushed inside. Why did it have to be him? Couldn't they have just skipped him? It wasn't like anyone actually believed he could take care of this thing!?
The child in question was spotted in a Navy blue Play pen with stuffed animals inside and a foam floor. Was that so they didn't hurt them self. They were petting a small Pink bat and Babbling to it. What did that do? It wasn't as if the bat could talk. Crowley pushed them foreword grinning.
"And here they are! now Mr. Schoenhiet has left you a child care list. Stating what the others have found out as well. Such as Yuu is normally Given their bottle around 5-8 am, 10am, 12pm, 4pm and 6-8pm. They will most likely wake at around 3am and while they are quiet if left to long they can have a small magical outburst. You will need to place a Protection spell on yourself and them while you are burping because almost always they will shot some sort of spell out" Crowley went on and on. Idia had started to tone him out.
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All of these things he had already pretty much figured out. Not to mention he would be getting direction sheet as well anyway. Idia looked at the kid. They seemed to watch him. Following him with their eyes. As if they were examining him. Idia looked away from them. He didn't want to stare. He just wanted to get this over with. The Headmage started getting a (In idia's impression) Gaudy Baby bag. It looked more like a Designer bag then a baby bag. Idia wouldn't be caught dead with this Thing. However he had to be. He had to take care of this kid.
"Well, They should be all ready. I wish you luck on your week." Idia internally groaned. He was not looking foreword to this. He Looked at the Baby and winced. How did he hold them? He hadn't held anyone sense Ortho was... No don't think about it. He Wasn't going to bring that up today. He had other things to do dang it.
Hesitantly Idia reached down and picked up the Kid. They looked up at him and then at his eyes and hair. Idia Froze. here it was. What the kid was gonna cry and get scared of him! He closed his eyes and then blinked when he heard a giggle. Looking down Idia was Surprised when he saw Yuu playing in his hair. They reached out and watched their hand go through it and come back out. Completely Enticed with the what it was doing.
"Off you go," Crowley said waving them out. Idia sighed as the door closed and looked down at the baby. What was he even supposed to do now? Well he guessed he would just have to check the Paper when he got back to his dorm. Walking there Ortho floated over and smiled at him. Even if others couldn't see his face. Idia knew what Emotions Ortho was outputting. He had Programmed the A.I. After all.
"Big Brother! Is this them? They look so Cute!" Idia nodded giving him a soft smile. Honestly this made up for having to watch the Kid. Just seeing Ortho happy and excited for something silly like playing Babysitter. It was like he was in a Sim's game. Watching and making others do actions. Just had to find the right Codes to get the outcome he wanted. As they made their way back he noted that he felt like he was being Watched. not the normal type of watched. It was like he could feel eyes on his back everywhere he went. He just had to get to his Dorm and it would be fine.
Finally after a half hour of Dodging people he and Ortho made it back to the Mirror chamber in into Ignihyde. Ignihyde was pretty deserted. It was full of Introverts thankfully so no one really talked to anyone but their roommates. If they even had one. Idia himself only had Ortho who didn't really count as a roommate.
He set the baby in their Crib. Something that had been put in his room now that it was his turn. He shook his head at the Bone like bed. Something Proper for Ignihyde he guessed but It was fine. It was in the baby area. He would have to make sure not to play anything to Violent while they were here.
"Awe! Look at their little bat! hi yuu!" Ortho said happily. Idia sighed.
"Don't get to close Ortho, I haven't baby Proofed this body yet" He said. He knew that Ortho had many sharp parts that could injure the thing and he did not want to be responsible for Enraging the other Housewardens. He didn't even want to Be a housewarden. However his Parents had made sure he was in a Leadership position to get him ready to Take over Guard duty. He scowled at the thought. He didn't really want to do that. He would rather stay inside all day and away from others. However he had a Job to do and he would get it done. Even if he was getting stuck with it. In that case he did Empathize with The One of the Great Seven his Dorm was Made for.
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He turned away from the Baby shaking his head. If he didn't have to deal with them he could get on with more of his work his Father had sent him to do. Then he could get back to his Gaming. Anything to get away from this Reality. Anything to give him some sort of Endorphins. But no he now had to Play Babysitter to a Kid that couldn't even Do anything but sit there staring at him!
He took a breath and looked. Yuu was looking down and occupying themself with their little bat. What was it with that thing? It wasn't even that cute. He looked up at his own Plushies. His were far cuter then a bat. Ortho watched them taking in the Information Yuu was giving him. They however did not look at him. Choosing to watch Idia. What was with this kid? Yuu giggled at him when they made eye contact causing Idia to jump.
"iblaga!" They said giggling. Idia blinked and shook his head. It wasn't like he could get attached. He had work to do. He looked at the time and saw he still had an hour until he had to give them a bottle. It was 5pm. He would give them a bottle at 6 and send them to bed early. Hopefully that would mean he could get some of his things done.
Tonight he would continue working on a Babyproof body for Ortho so he could take Yuu to Crowley in the mornings and possibly pick them up. He did not want to leave his room more then he had to. He didn't have time to go to classes and make friends. It was a Total side character quest anyway. he needed to get the Data put in and sent back as quick as he could.
"Ibalaga!!" They said again. Ok... So it wasn't just Babbly. Turning in his chair he put his hands in his lap. Ofcourse it was never that easy. If they were then they wouldn't have made the HouseWardens do it. He raised an eye brow at them and in an attempt to scare the kid form liking him he smirked.
It did the opposite. Yuu let out a loud squeal and held up their hands to Idia. Giggling. What was with this kid? Didn't they have any self Preservation? Yuu sneezed and little sparks came out. they giggled and tried to grab at them. Apparently not... However those sparks could be useful.
"What are you doing yuu" Idia said standing and walking over. Ortho looked up at Idia surprised and blinked.
'Ibalaga! Ibalaga!!!" Idia gave them another Crocked smile and Yuu giggled and held up their hands. he held back a sigh and muttered to himself about how this kid was way to trusting of people. He picked them up and Yuu reached up and patted his cheek.
"You trying to say my name?" Yuu giggled and nodded. Ok now Idia really had to read that paper. There was no way this kid could understand him right? That had MC back story written all over it! He grabbed the paper making sure to Hold Yuu to him so he didn't drop them.
Yuu's List of Care
1. Yuu must be feed at these times. 5-8 am, 10am, 12pm, 4pm and 6-8pm.
2. When Burped Yuu lets out small burst of Magic.
3. Yuu's Favorite toy is PinkBat. They will Cry and Panic if it is not in sight.
4. Strong spells cause Yuu to sneeze. Keep Perfume and Spice away. Unless you want the room to be set on fire.
5. Yuu will wake up every night around 3am.
6. If you can't calm Yuu down read "The littlest Dragon" It will send them to sleep.
7. Yuu Can read. They are smarter then they appear so don't leave anything out you don't want read.
8. Do not let Yuu be alone. They will have a Magical outburst and hurt themself.
9. Yuu does not like Loud Noises. Try to keep a Calm Environment when they are around.
10. Do NOT! let yuu hit. They are starting to Hit to get attention. We are trying to Stop it before it become a habbit.
Idia looked at the Paper then at yuu who was playing once again with his Hair. They could read? Why didn't they just read that Littlest dragon book by themself then? And what was this about 3am and not being alone!? Idia sighed. This was not going to go well. He could just feel it.
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However he was wrong. It actually went rather ok. Yuu was well behaved and while they did wake Idia at 3am each night they mostly just wanted to be Held and or got scared by something. Idia was surprised at how Yuu calmed down once they were picked up. How they would cuddle into Idia quickly and sniffle but would quiet down quick. Idia also noticed if he spoke to Ortho or asked him to get something Yuu started to try to repeat the things he said.
'Ibalaga!" was Yuu's new Favorite thing to say. Idia believed it was Yuu attempting to say his name. He did not correct them though. It wasn't as if they would remember him later in life. He would just be an Old memory once he Graduated next year. At that time Yuu would be turning 2 and By the age of 3 they wouldn't even remember getting taken care of by the Gate Guard. No Idia couldn't allow himself to care for something so Irrelevant.
He was surprised when he family took an interest however. His Father stated how he wished to meet the child. How Idia should take them home for the Upcoming Holidays. Something in Idia said to try and get them off the topic though. Alarm bells sounding in his head just as they had so long ago. back then he hadn't listened But now he would.
He told them he would bring it up at the Next HouseWarden meeting but he never said he would actually take the Kid with him. No he would try and get someone else to worry about that. He would just make it seem like someone else Idea to take them. Maybe Leona... NO that would never do. He would need someone who Wasn't worried about their image being ruined by a kid. Maybe Vil? He had gotten Crewel to make a new Wardrobe for the Kid. And got them a designer baby bag. Azul was an option as well. They normally stayed at the school during winter Break. so Yuu would stay at the school to. Decisions Decisions.
Well he had till the Next houseWarden meeting to Decide anyway. During the Week Idia also learned that Yuu was actually Watching him to learn. When Idia did something Yuu would copy with their toys. If he paused Yuu paused. it was like they were trying to learn by watching.
At the end of the week Idia was still thankful to get ride of the kid and get back to work. Though he had learned quite a bit about them now. He just had to make sure to keep this data away from his Parents. Choosing to write it instead of Typing. If he had it on any file his parents would be able to get into it and he couldn't afford to let that happen. Instead he would just Fake a smile like everything was ok and move on. Like he had done his whole life.
He walked up himself to the HeadMages office to drop them off at the end of their stay. After he left he watched Yuu's eyes grow sad at seeing them go. Did they have those eyes for the others to? Idia felt a bit sad for them. Being moved around so much. But it wasn't his problem. He had to much to do and so little time to do it.
Now he just had to get everyone off his trail.
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