《Seme!Male!Reader x Uke!Male!Insert》Rubber Ducks: Seme!Male!Reader x Uke!Male!Insert
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"Congratulations! You've won the grand prize!"
"Grand prize? All I wanted was a pen," You mumbled to yourself as you observed the small golden ball in your hand.
"Well, sir, I can't say if you're really lucky or not," the sales person chuckled, going into the shop at the mall to retrieve two boxes.
"Here's the prize, one too many rubber ducks!" he exclaimed, opening one of the boxes to reveal, indeed, one too many rubber ducks.
You lifelessly stared at the ducks, obviously doing the best thing you could do in a situation like this, questioning life. The realization only hit you a moment later when you realized the second box had just as many, if not, even more yellow, squeaky, rubber ducks.
"What am I even going to do with so many ducks..?"
"I'm home!" You called out, hauling two boxes stuffed to the brim with rubber ducks into you and your boyfriend's shared apartment.
"Welcome home, (Y/n). What's that you got?" (U/n) asked, making his way over to help take a part of the load off your shoulders.
"Want to take a guess?" You said with a smirk.
"I'll do your chores along with my own tonight if you can guess," you said with confidence. There was no way your uke could guess the boxes would be filled to the brim with rubber ducks.
"Um.. How about you give me time to think," The smaller male bargained, very serious about getting you to do his share of chores.
"Alright," You replied. "Latest is after dinner, sound good?"
(U/n) nodded his head, and went inside, furiously shaking the box that was in his hands. It was a miracle that the usually squeaky ducks made no sound in the box.
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The two of you settled in for dinner, where a certain (uke hair colour) haired male was awfully quiet, and occasionally muttering to himself about the contents of the boxes, which you found adorable.
"Ah! (Y-y/n)! Don't pinch my cheeks! We're eating!" (U/n) squeaked, which only made you do it more. Of course, you stopped when the smaller male had glared at you. The last time you saw that glare, it didn't end very well for you.
After having finished dinner, and still not have done any chores yet, both you and your boyfriend had sat down on the couch in the living room to hear (U/n)'s answer.
"Rubber ducks. You have two boxes stuffed with rubber ducks, like the bath toy rubber duck," (U/n) said with confidence.
"Please tell me I'm actually going insane and that you didn't bring home two boxes of rubber ducks.." he said weakly afterwards, looking at you with pleading (uke eye colour) orbs.
After shaking your head, shocked that he could guess, you quickly explained where and how you got them, and how you really just needed a pen because the one you carried around broke.
"Well, let's take a bath, we have so many ducks, we'll surely have enough for the rest of our lives. We could even form an army! The duck army! I'll go prepare the bath, thanks for doing my chores~!" (U/n) excitedly exclaimed, heading into the bathroom to do as he said.
You sighed, but went ahead to do the dishes and vacuum the floor. A deal is a deal after all.
"At least I get to shower with (U/n) afterwards~"
"I heard that!!"
Whoops, you thought to yourself, gleefully finishing the chores. You headed towards the bathroom afterwards, humming to yourself and slipping into the room.
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"Ah, warm baths are amazing~" You said with a soft sigh, submerging your body in the lovely warm water of your bath, but also, submerging your body in a vast sea of yellow rubber ducks.
You could see (U/n) arranging the ducks in straight lines, as if he really were preparing an army of rubber ducks.
Not a moment later, (U/n) had began to talk to the ducks, saying that they'd conquer the bathtub, and maybe the bedroom later.
You chuckled, and sat up, going to move one of the ducks out of place, making it so that there was just one duck out of place.
"(Y/n)! It took so long to put them in straight lines!" Your boyfriend cried, going to move it back.
Of course you couldn't just do it once, so with a different duck, you turned it ever so slightly so that it wasn't facing forwards anymore, and waited for your boyfriend's reaction.
After a gasp and moving it back, (U/n) looked at you with a pouty expression, and playfully splashed you with some water.
"Meanie.." he mumbled afterwards, looking down at the water and acting all mad, though to you it just seemed adorable.
"So cute~" You hummed, pulling (U/n) into a hug and playfully rubbing your face in his shoulder.
Your boyfriend let out a squeak as he tried to push away, but failed and started to make small squeals and giggles as you unintentionally tickled him.
"Ah! (Y-y/n)! Stop! I-Haha! I can't breath!" He squeaked, pushing weakly against your chest.
"Mm, alright," You said, finally letting go, though a small smirk stayed on your face.
It took (U/n) a couple deep breaths to calm himself back down and get back in front of his army.
"The water's getting cold, let's move to the bed?" (U/n) asked shyly, blushing a little as he bit his bottom lip.
You nodded, and stood up to get out of the bath. However, your eyes landed on the vast sea of floating yellow objects.
"What about the ducks?"
"We'll dry them, of course. You can't leave them wet. And then we'll move them into the living room."
"(U/n), there's about a million ducks here."
"Are you complaining?"
"... No."
"Good," The smaller male hummed, getting out as well.
He got a towel, and handed it to you, making you dry rubber ducks with him.
Once that was finally over, the two of you went into the bedroom.
But there's a twist.
"(U/n) why are the ducks on the bed?" You asked, seeing your boyfriend run and jump into the small yellow objects, cause hundreds of small squeaks as (U/n) hit the ducks.
"Quack," he responded, squirming around until he got comfortable with all the ducks. He then looked at you, and held open his arms.
"Hug, quack!"
"Gosh, how could I say no?" You mumbled, flopping onto the bed and cuddled up to your lover.
"Mm, quack," Your boyfriend responded, breaking into small giggles afterwards as he leaned in to kiss your cheek.
You began chuckling too, letting the sweet sweet laughter take over you as you snuggled with your boyfriend, on your big comfy bed, with your new army of yellow rubber ducks.
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