The wind was howling as you briskly walked through the dark streets.

You hid yourself deeper into your warm jacket and kept your eyes on the barely visible path in front of you.

The street lamps were barely bright enough for you to see anything.

"It's too cold," you mumbled to yourself.

Looking around, you couldn't see another human being in sight, only the very faint sounds of cars in a distance could be heard.

It wasn't odd though, considering the current time was two in the morning.

Only idiots would be trying to get home this late.

"Wait, doesn't that make me an idiot?" you questioned yourself, stopping in place to think about it.

Did you get a conclusion? I don't know, ask yourself.

You shook your head in frustration and continued your walking, turning down a shady alleyway that you'd usually avoid.

However, your day and brain had gotten the better of your body and decided to take a short route back to your warm bed.

As you turned another corner, you stumbled over something, causing you to pull your hands out of your warm pockets to catch your balance.

But alas, it was too late.

"Oh shit!" you cried as your body came in impact with the hard ground, making pain flare all throughout your body.

You only expected it to be a rock or something, but the size of whatever you had tripped over really had you worried.

"What the..." you mumbled to yourself, sitting up on the cold concrete to examine the object.

You looked at it, and poked around.

This was definitely a human, you could tell from hands and head, as well as bag on the ground that whoever this was had done groceries.

"Are you alright there, buddy?" you asked, sitting on the ground and poking this supposedly dead human being.

"I was until you tripped on me," he growled in response, sitting up to brush off some dust.

"Do you not watch where you're going?"

"I turned the corner before falling, plus it's too fucking dark out."

"Fair enough," the male said with a sigh, pulling his groceries closer.

You stood up and offered this mysterious male a hand and he gladly took it, standing himself up and readjusting his jacket.

As you two were about to part ways, you could hear the sounds of metal clanking and feet stomping.

"Hey, is anyone really going to pass through here, boss? Two in the morning is too early."

"Patience, little one. There will always be someone who's dumb enough to come through here, whether they intended to or not."

"Boss. It's two in the morning. Who the fuck is stupid enough to go through a dark alley by themselves?"

"Language, little one. There's bond to be someone here. In fact, my senses tell me there's two someone's.."

You could feel a shiver as the footsteps came closer.

"Oh shit... Uh..." you mumbled, awkwardly looking at the smaller male next to you.

There was no why to run away, they sounded way too close.

So you turned to the next best option your barely awake brain sent you.

"I apologize in advance," you say to him before pushing him against the wall and pinning him there, looking at his eyes before blindly kissing him.

There goes my first kiss... You thought, deciding to savour it.

This person in front of you had a sweet taste, but it wasn't overly sweet, and it tasted natural.

Maybe you've spent way too many years living alone, because this feeling of another person's body heat so close to your own was making you feel warm and tingly.

An odd feeling, but nothing uncomfortable.

At first, the smaller male dropped his bag and was pushing against you, trying to move your large form away from him, but as the surprise kiss continued, he started to struggle less and even began to kiss back.

"I swear I hear noises over here..."

"Boss, I'll bet you twenty dollars and the last ice cream cone we have that you won't be able to rob anyone of anything tonight. And if you do manage to even rob someone of a dollar, I'll do the cleaning on top of everything I just said."

"Suit yourself."

The footsteps were getting even closer and you had to think of something, fast.

You separated to talk to this other male, who was panting and looking straight at you.

"I'm really sorry, but I'm going to need you to do something sexual," you asked with an apologetic expression.

He was about to say something, but the sounds of footsteps got to him.

The smaller male nodded, but didn't do anything.

"I... I don't know how to...?" he asked apologetically.

"I'm not too sure either, but please forgive me for what I'm about to do.." you mumbled as you put your hands under his jacket and shirt.

"What are you- Ngh!"

His tone went from a smaller whisper to a muffled squeal when my cold hands touched his chest.

"Just let it out," you whispered into his ear as you felt yourself.

I'm so dead, you thought, as you were practically sexually assaulting some random dude you tripped over, but the thought of getting robbed by thugs was way worse it.

You weren't ready to part with your credit card just yet.

You could hear the smaller male let out his muffled sounds little by little, until his arms were around your neck instead of in front of his mouth.

"Do you hear that! The sounds of human beings. There's got to be someone here."

"Boss.. Those sounds don't sound right though.."

"What do yo-"

You stared right into their eyes as they turned the damned corner that had gotten you in this situation in the first place.

You couldn't tell if they were startled, embarrassed or a mix of both because they just turned around and ran away.

Once you couldn't hear them or their footsteps anymore, you let go of the smaller male and helped adjust his shirt.

"I'm really sorry, I just didn't want to deal with the thugs," you apologized again.

"It's fine. Thieves are a pain to deal with," the smaller male replied, touching his lips a little.

"Shoot! My eggs!" the male cried as he reached over to the bag of groceries.

"Noo! They're crushed..." He shook his head and sighed.

"I can get you another carton..." you offered, feeling guilty.

"It's alright. I probably broke them when I first fell."

You stood up and once again offered a hand to the smaller male on the ground.

He took it and got up, and the both of you started walking back out onto the streets.

The moment there was enough light to see anything, you saw the male you had just given your first kiss too.

He had the most fluffy looking (uke hair colour) locks that swayed gracefully in the night wind, along with his (uke eye colour) eyes that shined brightly under the street lamp.

Little did you know, the smaller male was thinking along the same lines as you.

"And that's how we met," (U/n) said as he sweetly kissed his husband, wrapping his arms around your neck and shuffling in your lap to sit closer to you.

"I...... Definitely did not need to hear that," your adopted (son/daughter) groaned as s/he got up and went back to his/her room, slamming the door once s/he got there.

"Want to make out now that the child is gone?" you asked, looking over at (U/n).

"Gladly~"