"Ah. Man of Spiders! How are you?" Thor asked as he walked it. He walked and placed his hammer (I can't remember how to spell it and I'm too lazy to look it up so I'm calling it hammer or Mew-Mew) on the table. He sat on the couch with a box of pop-tarts and shoved 3 in his mouth.

Peter looked over at the God and smiled "Hey Thor!" Peter grabbed chips from the pantry and walked back to the common room only to see that Thor's hammer had been placed on his homework. "Thooorrrr... mew mew is on my homework."

Thor looked up and grinned, crumbles of pop tart falling from his mouth "well why don't you move it?" He replied and shoved another into his mouth. He couldn't wait to see Peter fail at picking up the hammer, he was the only one left.

"Fine." Peter gripped his hand on the hammer and pulled up. He was expecting it to do nothing, not fly at his head at full speed and clock him right in the forehead knocking him out instantly.

Thor watched as the young spider fell onto the floor with a thud. Peter just picked up his hammer. He was worthy. And now Stark was going to kill him. Thor quickly grabbed the hammer, the box of pop tarts and turned to leave the room only to be stopped by the one and only Black Widow.

"Thor." She said.

"What the hell did you do to my baby spider?"

"Ughhh, he...umm..it wasn't my fault."

"FRIDAY? Alert Stark about Peter." Natasha grinned as Thor's eyes widened when he heard FRIDAY send along the message.

"No.no no. Please Natasha. You know I'm never going to be seen alive again."

"You should've though about that before you chose to knock out my favorite person."

"THOR. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO. YOU ARE SO DEAD. WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY KID. YOU BETTER NOT HAVE SHOVED HIS FACE FULL OF POPTARTS AGAIN." Tony yells from down the hall.

"Shoot."

Thor watched in horror as Stark looked behind Nat and saw his son unconscious on the floor. Next thing he knew he was getting tackled.

"YOU SON OF A..Peter? Are you okay" Tony said when he saw Peter stir.

"You are so dead later." Tony said as he carried off the young hero.

Natasha smirked as she saw Thor frown. Tony had taken the poptarts. She turned on her heel and followed Stark to see how Peter was doing.