Now loading: Kids Next Door mission: Operation P.A.R.T.Y.

Party

Animals

Rule

Teens

Yell

Ella's POV

Father: I'll only be in Saratoga Springs for the day. My doctor says I need to get some fresh air and take a break from making kids' lives miserable. Now, I know I can trust my Delightful Children things neat and tidy while I'm gone, right?

Father envelops flames around him.

Delightful Children: Of course, Father.

Father: Good. I left some money on the counter for pizza, and don't forget to feed the cat!

Father leaves.

Delightful Children: Yes Father.

The door closes and the Delightful Children giggle evilly and rub their hands together. They activate a video camera through a bust of Father, projecting Cree.

Cree: Is he gone?

Delightful Children: Yes. Will you and your teenage compatriots be coming to our little soiree to discuss the final destruction of the Kids Next Door?

Cree: I wouldn't miss this party for the world.

Alastor's POV

Time skip for a reason

An alarm beeps as Alastor runs up to her teammates.

Alastor: It's the Kids Next Door Help Me hotline, boss!

The other operatives follow Alastor into a room with giant computer as she types on the keyboard. Projecting the Delightful Children.

Delightful Children: Hello? Come in, please! We never thought we'd say this, but... save us, Kids Next Door. You're our only hope.

Ella: I tried to convince them not to.

Something glass shatters as the Delightful Children gasp and the signal cuts out. The Sector V operatives look at each other confused.

Ella's POV

Delightful Children: I wonder if they believed us.

Football player: Out of the way, squirts. Soda coming through!

Two football players carry a big barrel of soda as the Delightful Children dive out of the way. The Delightful Mansion is seen littered with teenagers, recklessly partying. A teen spins about with a lampshade on his head.

Teen: Hey, I'm a lamp, get it?

The Delightful Children yell and approach some teens cuddling. The coffee table in front of them is drenched in soda.

Delightful Children: Haven't you barbarians heard of coasters?

A football player catches a vase thrown to him.

Delightful Children: Hey! Put that down!

Cree pours some soda as Maurice leans on the barrel. The Delightful Children approach them.

Delightful Children: There you are! We were supposed to discuss the destruction of the Kids Next Door, not the destruction of our house.

Cree: Cool out, kiddies. Drink some soda.

Delightful Children: Soda!? That's illegal for anyone under thirteen, and filled with sugar!

A cat screeches as the Delightful Children run after the source.

Delightful Children: Hey, what are you doing!? That tapestry's been in the family for generations! (A/N: Oh no!)

The Delightful Children run into a teen.

???: Hey! Watch it!

Delightful Children: Amanda Wehrmacht?

Amanda: Oh great, you diseases. What are you doing here? It's teens only.

Delightful Children: We live here.

Amanda: Oh you do! In that case, you can date my little sister, Helmet Kid.

Delightful Children shake their heads.

Delightful Children: If you only want us to be with your sister due to our fortune then you can forget about it!

Amanda: Well, acting like that. Stay away from my sister, Helmet Creep!

The Delightful Children roll their eyes.

Cree: Come on, Maurice. While they're keeping those dorks busy, you and I can get down to business.

Cree tugs Maurice into another room by the arm. A phone rings as a teen picks it up.

Teen: Party central!

The Delightful Children snatch the phone from him.

Delightful Children: Give us that! (Lowered voices) Hello?

Father, on the other end, is getting a massage.

Father: Hello, children. Is everything going-

Two football players tackle each other, making very audible grunting.

Father: Hey, what's that noise?

Delightful Children except Ella: Uhh, nothing.

Father: Is somebody there?

Ella: Well, to be honest-

The other Delightful Children panic and Ella gets her mouth covered by Ashley and Lenny's hands. A teen gets sprayed with soda as another rides a bike by the Delightful Children.

Father: Are you having a part-

A cream gets squirted on Father's back.

Father: Hey-y-y, that's cold!

Delightful Children except Ella: Don't worry, Father. It's, uh, some ridiculous kids' cartoon on the television. Bye Father.

They hang up and uncover Ella's mouth as she heaves and pants.

Delightful Children except Ella: Are you ok, Ella?

Ella: No! I just lied to Father!

Delightful Children except Ella: Technically we lied, you almost ratted us out!

Ella: When he gets home and sees this, he'll never trust me again, you five brats can handle that, but I can't.

Four people dressed like 18th century aristocrats approach the children.

The Upper Crust member: I beg your pardon. We are The Upper Crust.

Delightful Children: The who?

The Upper Crust member: No, The Upper Crust. The string quartet.

Delightful Children: Oh, thank goodness. Maybe your dulcet tones will soothe these teenage-

A teen burps loudly in the background.

Delightful Children: Savages.

The Upper Crust member: All right, fellows. Shall we begin in B-flat major?

The rest agree and start playing their soft music instruments. Everyone but the band and Delightful Children gasps as the Delightful Children close their eyes and listen to the soothing music.

Delightful Children: Finally, some peace and...

An explosion is heard as the soft music instruments are replaced with rock music instruments, they start playing the song "Tell Mother I'm Home" (A/N: If you like rock music, check these guys out, they are a real band. They are great in my opinion). The teens go back to being reckless.

Delightful Children: What are you doing!? Stop that this instant!

They run up to the band in hopes of stopping them.

Delightful Children: Do you hear me!? I mean it! I'm warning y-

A band member kicks the Delightful Children away as they accidentally start crowd surfing.

Delightful Children: Stop it!

They land in a chimney, getting covered with soot and ashes as they are grabbed by a claw, lifting them up. They get stuck at the top of the chimney as Sector V holds up S.P.I.C.E.R.s at them.

Alastor's POV

Nigel: All right, Delightful Dorks, you have three seconds to tell us what your problem is, or you'll be swimming in chili paste.

Delightful Children: Umm...

Nigel: Time's up!

Delightful Children: Wait! You have to help us get the teens out of our house before Father returns.

Nigel: That's your emergency? Not our problem. Come on, guys, let's-

Nigel is about to leave but is stopped.

Delightful Children: Wait! Aren't you sworn to help kids against adults and teenagers, no matter who they are?

Abby: They're right. As Kids Next Door Operatives, it's our duty to help all kids.

Alastor: I hate the Delightful Children just as much as the next Kids Next Door operative, and they might be Delightfulized but they're still children. We fight for children's rights, so, we fight for their rights.

Delightful Children's eyes grew wide and shiny.

Delightful Children: Lenore! That's the nicest thing you've said to us since we met!

Alastor: Don't get used to it unless you start calling me by Alastor. Actually, even then don't get used to it.

Nigel: But the Delightful Deviants aren't normal kids. They're our enemy.

Delightful Children: It's true. We even invited the teens here with the hope that if they accepted us, we could become the Delightful Teens From Down the Lane. Now we only wish to be rid of them.

Alastor: Você não precisa ser um adolescente para que isso funcione? (Don't you need to be a teenager for that to work?)

Wally licks a deodorant stick, with some of it spread around his mouth.

Wally: Well, even if we were gonna help you, how would we get all these teens out of the house?

Hoagie: I got it! Remember Paulie Marcus' 6th birthday?

Nigel: Of course. Fruit punch and multiple piñatas.

Nigel shakes his head.

Nigel: We almost lost four operatives.

Alastor points a cross in her upper body.

Hoagie: And what did we do to clear the place out?

Nigel thinks for a moment.

Nigel: Mashed potatoes in the sprinkler system!

Abby: Ha ha! We totally filled the place with enough spuds to force everybody out the windows.

Hoagie: Works every time.

Nigel: All right. We'll help you out this time, but I'm staying here to keep an eye on you creeps, along with Numbuh 6. Numbuhs 3 and 4, locate the kitchen. Commandeer every box of mashed potatoes you can find and get cooking. Numbuhs 2 and 5, find the main fire sprinkler valve. It's probably in the basement.

Delightful Children: You can't go there! That's Father's inner sanctum.

The Delightful Children except Ella shake their heads slowly.

Delightful Children except Ella: Even we aren't allowed down there.

Nigel: Do you want those teens out or not?

The Delightful Children sadly nod.

Nigel: Then trust the Kids Next Door.

Alastor: I noticed distress in your signal and took it upon myself to bring this!

Alastor holds out Furs.

Delightful Children: Furs!

Bruce holds Furs in the palms of his hands.

Delightful Children: This is exactly what we needed, Lenore! We-oops.

Furs falls down the chimney as the Delightful Children and Alastor look down. They look up as the Delightful Children smile and giggle nervously and Alastor narrows her eyes at them, blood dripping from her nose.

Delightful Children: Um, you have-

Alastor: I KNOW!

The Delightful Children yelp.

Alastor: Número Um! (Numbuh 1!)

Nigel: Will you stop saying my name like that.

Alastor: I'm only saying Numbuh 1.

Nigel: No, you're saying Nigel Uno in Portuguese!

Alastor: I'm not-whatever. You keep a look out for Father's car, I'm taking these klutzes back in the house.

Nigel: Why? I thought you said you hate them?

Alastor: I do! And now even more since THEY DROPPED MY FERRET DOWN THE CHIMNEY LIKE HE'S PAPAI NOEL! (SANTA CLAUS)!

Delightful Children: How do we get down, Lenore? We're stuck.

Alastor: Don't think about what I'm about to do.

Delightful Children: Oh noooooooo!

Alastor hits them hard on the head with her hockey stick.

Delightful Children: We think we cracked our skulls

Alastor: Catch meeeeee!

Alastor jumps down the chimney with a big thud.

Delightful Children: Correction. We're positive we cracked our skulls!

Alastor: Oh only five of you broke your skulls, unless you're wearing a dull helmet, Football Head. Ok, I think we should split up and cover more ground.

Time skip

Furs crawls up Constance's leg as the Delightful Children hold him up in the air.

Delightful Children: Furs! Lenore, we found Furs!

A loud gasp is heard as the Delightful Children turn their attention to the source of the noise, to see Alastor drenched in soda. Amanda standing culprit with the nozzle of a soda barrel in her hand, above Alastor.

Amanda: Looks like the Kids Next Door can't hold their soda!

The room erupts with teens laughter.

Amanda: Yay! I'm popular! (A/N: This is just sad).

The Delightful Children look at each other and grin evilly.

Delightful Children: Enjoy it while you can, Amanda Wehrmacht. We'll take that away soon enough.

They giggle evilly then stop. Lenny's hand grabs Alastor's as they lead her out and back to the chimney.

Another time skip since Alastor isn't with the other operatives.

Kuki and Wally pop out of a chimney.

Kuki: The potatoes are done.

Wally eats more deodorant.

Wally: And hooked up to the water supply.

Hoagie pops up from another chimney.

Hoagie: And it's all connected to the sprinkler system, so that means this party is ready to be mashed.

Wally: Why are you all wet, Numbuh 6?

Alastor sits in the middle of the Delightful Children, normally where Ella would be, as they cling to her. Ella sits on the edge of the chimney, inspecting her nails.

Alastor: It's a muito (very) long story. Speaking of long, I've been comforting you five long enough, my everything is either sticky, asleep or both.

Alastor tries to get up but falls back into her spot.

Delightful Children except Ella: It seems that we're stuck together.

Alastor: Oh really?! Por que eu não poderia ter ajudado os Números Três e Quatro ou os Números Dois e Cinco com suas missões? (Why couldn't I have helped Numbuh's Three and Four or Numbuh's Two and Five with their missions?)

Another time skip

Sector V except Abby look over the mansion ledge and see all the teens have scattered.

Nigel: Nicely done, team. They must have caught wind of our brilliant plan.

Delightful Children: Thank you, Kids Next Door. You really saved us.

Nigel: Like you said, it's our job. And we didn't even have to use the potato bomb. I guess you can hit the abort button now, Numbuh 2.

Hoagie: Abort button?

The Delightful Mansion exploded out spuds, covering it roof to floorboard in mashed potatoes. (A/N: Well kids, when you have to get rid of teens out of some prissy kids mansion and you fill the sprinkler system with mashed potatoes, always👏have👏an👏abort👏button👏).

Ella's POV

Father: M-My house!

The Delightful Children land in the middle of the mashed potatoes. They wave sheepishly at Father.

Delightful Children: Welcome home, Father.

Father: You had a party!

Father bursts into flames as the Delightful Children lean away, all scared except Ella.

Father: You lied to me, Ella! I thought you knew better than that! I didn't give you permission to use my house to host a-!

Sector V except Alastor land next to the Delightful Children, they look at each other before the Delightful Children point at Sector V.

Delightful Children: They did it! Wait!

The Delightful Children silently count the Sector V operatives next to them.

Delightful Children: Where's the other one?!

Alastor falls and lands.

Alastor: That could've been way worse.

Alastor looks at who she landed on, and sees the last Delightful who's lap she wanted to land on.

Alastor: And there's my ironic karma.

Alastor shoves Lenny away.

End transmission

Extra scene

The Delightful Children knock on Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb's house door as Amanda and the parental's answer it.

Eunice: Why hello there children, have you come for pastries?

Delightful Children: No thank you Mrs. Wink. We have come to inform Amanda Wehrmacht for our house's damage from yesterday. Amanda's eyes widen.

Mr. Wink: House damage, Mr. Fibb?

Mr. Fibb: How can a library study session cause damage to a home, Mr. Wink?

Mr. Wink: I have no idea, Mr. Fibb.

Delightful Children: Library study session? Oh no no no no, Amanda was at our house, the Delightful Mansion From Down The Lane, partying and ruining it with her teenage friends.

Eunice, Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb narrow their eyes at Amanda, who laughs and smiles sheepishly.

Eunice, Mr. Wink and Mr. Fibb: AMANDA MABEL WEHRMACHT!

The Delightful Children snicker.

Delightful Children: Mabel?!

Amanda blushes.

Amanda: Oh shut it. Ow!

Amanda gets dragged away by Mr. Wink grabbing her ear. Alastor walks up to the door.

Alastor: I haven't seen my Pai (Dad) get this mad in years.

Delightful Children: Hello Lenore, we see you got the soda out.

Alastor: It took a few showers and it's Alastor, as I've told you hundreds of times.

Eunice: SODA?! YOU POURED SODA ON YOUR SISTER?!

Alastor: Or my Avó (Grandma). I take you guys told them that Amanda was out while grounded.

Delightful Children: We didn't know she was grounded but we did it because no one hurts our friend.

Ella: We aren't friends!

Alastor: Obrigado (Thanks) guys.

Ella steps away as Alastor hugs the other Delightful Children.

Trivia

- Amanda's middle name is revealed to be Mabel, a middle name she is not proud of as seen in other episodes

- Alastor brought Furs since she sensed the Delightful Children were stressed from their distress video, Furs is Alastor's emotional support animal

- Ella has a panic attack after "lying" to Father, showing that she cares about what he thinks about her

- When the other Delightful Children tell Sector V that they aren't allowed in Father's sanctum, Ella doesn't speak with them. This could mean that Father secretly lets Ella down there

- It is revealed that Nigel thinks that Alastor calls him by his real name when she says his codename in Portuguese