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Attack

Will

Amazingly

Ruin

Dinner

Show

Nigel: As you all know, tomorrow night is the largest gathering of super villains ever! Therefore, this week-

Hoagie: I've got ya now!

Wally: Oh you wish you-

Wally and Hoagie are playing a video game, Abby listening to music with homemade headphones while Alastor sits on the table with a ouija board and pentagram under her. Hoagie and Wally keep exclaiming as they pull the console back and forth.

Hoagie: Yes!

Kuki walks in, holding a pink phone.

Kuki: Uh huh. And what's your favorite part of the cake? Ooooh, that sounds yummy!

Abby jams as Nigel takes her headphones.

Abby: What the-?!

He also takes Alastor's Ouija board.

Alastor: Lucie won't be happy that you interrupted our conversation, Numbuh 1.

Nigel also takes Hoagie and Wally's console, getting angry noises from both boys.

Kuki: Pink is the best color, sill-oop.

Nigel takes Kuki's phone.

Kuki: Hey! I'm paying $1.95 a minute to speak to a real Rainbow Monkey here!

Nigel: Don't any of you get it?! This mission is our chance to redeem ourselves after last week's disastrous mission. Sector T is still trying to get that rubber cement out of their hair! Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to get on with the mission specs! Our rendezvous point will be just outside this volcano, the villains are gathering.

Nigel starts passing out papers.

Nigel: Meet at 2000 hours. Not 2300 hours! Not 3500 hours! But 2000 hours! Study your parts and DON'T BE LATE! This operation requires exact timing.

Nigel's fist meets his palm and pulls up his sleeve to reveal a homemade watch.

Nigel: So synchronize your watches!

Six individual watches split screen.

Nigel: Now!

Nigel's watch disappears as the five remaining watches read 8:00.

Wally: Well, it's 2000 hours!

Sector V except Nigel stand in a forest.

Wally: So where's Mr. You Better Not Be Late Or Else!

Kuki: Maybe his watch broke.

Hoagie: Unpossible. Numbuh 1 always wears two backup watches.

Alastor: And backup backup watches.

Abby: Don't worry, he'll show.

A watch turns as time passes. Abby slaps Wally's hand.

Abby: Stop playing with your watch, Numbuh 4! It won't make Numbuh 1 get here any sooner.

Hoagie: Well, we can't wait any longer otherwise we'll miss our opportunity!

Hoagie yanks back a tarp to reveal a vehicle.

Hoagie: The villains don't get together in one spot very often.

The rest of Sector V climb into the vehicle.

Abby: Yeah, Numbuh 1 will catch up with up when he gets here.

Wally: If he ever does get here.

They drive off and enter the volcano, which leads them to a parking garage.

Wally: Man, this place is packed.

Alastor types on her wrist communicator.

Alastor: There's just about every villain here.

Hoagie: And there's our spot, right next to the Common Cold Snot Bomber.

They park in a spot and crash into a sign labeled "Reserve for Father". Abby jumps out and starts climbing up a pillar, she opens a fuse box and hooks a wire to it.

Abby: How's it look down there?

Numerous screens pop up with the Villain Choice Awards.

Hoagie: Looking great Numbuh 5, come on down and check out the show.

Abby jumps back in the vehicle.

Wally: So what are all these cruddy villains getting together for anyways?

Hoagie: Pipe down! It's starting!

Snazzy music plays and the curtain is pulled back to reveal Robin Food and his hungry men.

Robin Food and his hungry men: Villains! We're the villains. The villainous villains of adult villainery. It's the night of nights for all the evil hordes.

Robin Food: It's the Villains' Choice Awards. There's Father, he's a mean one.

Father: Oh, stop!

Robin Food: Hates the KND and just like me would chase them for fun.

Little Juan: Watch them run!

Robin Food: And Mr. Boss, what a cad! He's worse than worse and in his verse I tell ya, he's just bad!

Little Juan: Oh!

Robin Food: We've got Spankulot, Gramma Stuffum's hot (A/N: Ew!). Of course, Chester's here and Fizz bought the root beer. The Cat Lady too, Common Cold.

Common Cold: Achoo!

Robin Food: And Robin Food. Hey, that's me!

Little Juan: Don't forget Little Juan, baby.

Robin Food and the Hungry Men: Villains! We're the villains. The villainous villains of adult villainery. It's the night of nights for all the evil hordes. It's the villains. Yeah, the Villain's Choice Awards.

Robin Food: Yeah!

The villains applaud as Hoagie groans.

Hoagie: Ugh! I always hate those cheesy opening numbers!

Alastor claps as her teammates look at her.

Hoagie: Seriously Numbuh 6?

Alastor: It was good.

Abby: Well, it looks like Numbuh 1's not gonna show. We either do this now, or we abort!

Wally: Let's do it now!

Kuki: Yeah! Let's do it!

Abby: Okay! But, we're gonna have to split up Numbuh 1's duties.

Hoagie: Right. And here's how we're gonna do it. Hoagie fades out to Knightbrace going to the male washroom.

Hoagie: We all know that Knightbrace hits the bathroom to brush his teeth after every award. But after we get done with him, plague will be the least of his worries.

Wally walks into the bathroom with a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R., and taps on Knightbrace's shoulder.

Knightbrace: Yes?

He turns around and gets hit by a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. Wally walks out in Knightbrace's outfit, including his retainer (A/N: Please tell me you washed that thing, Numbuh 4?).

Hoagie: Numbuh 4 will take Knightbrace's place and head back to the auditorium to catch the Best Foreign Villain Award and the start of dinner. I recommend the lasagna.

Announcer: And the winner is...Count Spankulot!

Count Spankulot: I won! I won! Hurray for me!

"Knightbrace": Ugh! What a prima-villain!

Waiter: You're dinner, sir.

The "waiter" sets down some lasagna.

"Knightbrace": Thanks, waiter.

The waiter is seen to be Abby. Count Spankulot runs up to the stage.

Hoagie: As Count Spankulot mounts the stage to receive his statue, Numbuh 4 will exchange meals with him.

"Knightbrace" switches the plates and smiles innocently.

Count Spankulot: ...And you have been very bad villains to vote for me!

Count Spankulot laughs.

Count Spankulot: I kid very much.

Count Spankulot runs off the stage with his award.

Hoagie: But what the Count doesn't know, is that his new dinner plate is filled with super strong chunks of garlic. Now, since the Count is allergic to garlic, he'll start to choke. That's when "Doctor" Numbuh 3 arrives on the scene. Using the Heimlich maneuver and expert aid, the garlic will fly out and hit a cymbal in the orchestra. Who will cue the conductor who will interrupt Mr. Boss' emotional acceptance speech. With everyone being unable to hear, Numbuh 6 switches out the agenda for some entertainment.

Mr. Boss: ...To my third cup-Hey! Really!

Mr. Boss grabs his award and goes back to his seat.

Hoagie: Mr. Boss will storm off the stage, to seek out the stage manager, who is again, Numbuh 5.

Abby tucks her hair into her hat, that's backwards, and puts on a comb mustache.

Mr. Boss: What's the big idea?! Cutting off my big speech!

"Manager": Sorry sir, but the entertainment is next and we have to cut down on some things.

Mr. Boss: Entertainment? What entertainment?

Long high heels click across the floor.

Hoagie: Mr. Boss will start giving her more than just a piece of his mind.

Abby puts her hand in Mr. Boss's pocket and steals something as she runs away.

Hoagie: He'll seek his accounting firm for tallying up the votes and keeping the winner's envelopes under locking key.

Abby holds a key between her fingers.

Hoagie: So we have enough time, the "Entertainment" will put in a show.

Announcer: And now a little jig from our newest villain, Song Bird!

The crowd gives confused applaud as the curtain reveals Alastor, in an old timey outfit, wearing an extra curly blonde wig with a rose in her hair, fake mole on her upper lip, and high heels.

(Her outfit is like this except the front looks more like shorts)

(Her face and head look like this).

She starts blushing and nervously stares at the sea of villains.

Abby: (whispers) What's going on?

Hoagie: (through headset) I don't know. Why isn't Numbuh 6 singing?

Abby: Singing? You know the girl has stage fright?!

Hoagie: Well I do now. Numbuh 6, you have to sing and distract them!

Alastor: (mutters) How can I? They'll know something's up and I'm wearing eleventy billion inch heels!

Hoagie: Just do something distracting!

The orchestra starts softly playing as Alastor nervously grabs the microphone.

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