This was a request by @frak44. There won't be much since Alastor is at the house the whole time.

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Kuki drools and almost falls asleep hearing Lydia's story.

Lydia: And when I was a child, all we could afford for dessert were those styrofoam packing peanuts. Which weren't so bad, you know, if you put some brackish water on them.

Everyone sits, bored, as Mrs. Sanban walks through the door. Everyone starts asking about dessert.

Genki: I'm sorry, everyone, the sundaes aren't ready yet.

Everyone groans.

Genki: But we do need somebody to run out and get some chocolate sauce.

Gail claps.

Gail: Chocy, chocy!

Kuki, Tommy, Betty, Alastor, Lee, and Amanda raise their hands. Clamoring to be picked.

Genki: Let me see. Hoagie.

Amanda: What?! You're letting Hogarth get them? He's only a kid, while I'm practically an adult.

Alastor: You aren't eligible as an adult in Brazil, North Korea or America. So stop trying to get on Mrs. Sanban's good side, Demanda.

Amanda: It's a trick you learn to accept when you're older, Leboring.

Eunice: Girls, calm down.

Hoagie: Uhh, not me, I got this thing with chocolate sauce.

Lydia: Don't be ridiculous! You get going before I make ice cream cake out of-

Lydia whacks Hoagie with her cane.

Hoagie: Ok ok. Geez.

Hoagie leaves the table.

Eunice: You have no right to hit a child, and that child is your own grandchild, Lydia.

Lydia: And what are you going to do about it!?

Betty: Mom, please calm down, I'm sure Eunice was only trying to stick up for Hoagie.

Mr. Wink: You need to calm down too mom, right Mr. Fibb?

Mr. Fibb: Indeed Mr. Wink.

Lydia: Now! As I was saying, there was this one time where all we had for desserts was metal shavings, hard to swallow.

The lights flicker as everyone looks up and Gail starts to cry.

Alastor: Don't worry, it's probably just an old light bulb.

Time skip

Betty: Oh, I'm getting worried. Hoagie should've been back by now.

Hoagie bursts through the door.

Lydia: What took you so long?! Did you get the sauce?

Hoagie: Forget the sauce. I need to talk to Mushi.

Amanda: I told you Hogarth couldn't get it all by himself. Especially not with this power outage.

Alastor: If anyone listened to you, half the population wouldn't be here by now.

Everyone at the table but Amanda snickers.

Small time skip brought to you by Mushi Sanban, the literal child of Satan

Count Spankulot sits with the Gilligan's, Sanbans, Wehrmacht's, Winks', and Mr. Fibb for dessert.

Count Spankulot: Oh, did I ever tell you how when I was young, all we could afford to eat for dessert were tadpoles.

Alastor: Descanse em paz, sapos subdesenvolvidos. (Rest in peace undeveloped frogs).

Lydia: Tadpoles? I would've given my left pancreas to even have tadpoles! We used toenails.

Count Spankulot: I know right!

End transmission

Trivia

- Alastor mentions Amanda not being an eligible adult in Brazil, North Korea, and America since the Wehrmachts are from Brazil but have some roots in North Korea. Alastor mentioned America since the live in America and therefore have to go by their rules