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Now loading: Kids Next Door mission: Operation D.A.D.D.Y.

Dasterdly

Adults

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Youngster

Sonia: Come in, Kids Next Door command, we need immediate backup!

Fanny rubs her eyes on Sonia's watch.

Fanny: This better be good Sector W! Do you have any idea what it is?!

Time skip

Fanny turns on the lights, rubbing her eyes while Alastor squints at the brightness, both of them in their pajamas.

Fanny: What is all the racket about?!

Alastor: We were trying to sleep.

Fanny: I couldn't sleep a wink while you're murmuring, Lenore!

Alastor: Alastor and desculpe (sorry), bad habit of mine.

Fanny gasps at Sonia looks about ready to sock Mr. Boss in the face.

Fanny: Daddy? What's going on here?!

Nigel: Numbuh 86, Mr. Boss is your dad?! And what are you doing here, Numbuh 6?!

Alastor: We were having a sleepover, Numbuh 1.

Lee: Not cool.

Fanny: Of course he's my dad! This is my house, duh!

Nigel: But he's my Sector's arch enemy! He hates kids!

Fanny looks shocked.

Fanny: Daddy, is this true?!

Mr. Boss: Of course not, Fanny.

Nigel: Oh come on, what about the time you tried sending your employees daughters to Pluto?!

Mr. Boss: Not my daughter. I love my kids! It's just everyone else's I hate. But Fanny, you're one of the Kids Next Door with Numbuh 1 and his bratty friends?! Why didn't ya tell me?!

Fanny: I was afraid you wouldn't love me anymore if you knew I fought adult tyranny. Oooh daddy!

Fanny hugs Mr. Boss and cries.

Alastor: If it makes you feel better Fanny, my dad is Mr. Wink and my uncle is Mr. Fibb.

Lee: They're my dad and uncle too.

Fanny talks incoherently as Mr. Boss hugs her back.

Mr. Boss: Aw geez Fanny, calm down for Pete's sake. It's ok if you're in the stupid Kids Next Door, you're still my little Fannypants.

Fanny: R-Really?

Mr. Boss: Sure! And I'll tell ya what, you and your friends keep battling adult tyranny and me and my friends will keep trying to make other kids lives miserable.

Fanny giggles.

Fanny: Not if the Kids Next Door stops ya first, daddy.

Fanny and Mr. Boss laugh and hug.

Mr. Boss: That's my girl!

Shaunie walks up to his sister and dad.

Shaunie: Dad, does this mean you're still cutting my hair tomorrow?

Fanny: Do ya mind Shaunie! Dad and I are trying to have a moment here?!

Mr. Boss: Awwww knock it off you two! Hey, as long as we're up, who wants pancakes?!

Shaunie and Fanny run off cheering.

Fanny: I want blueberries in mine!

Mr. Boss: You too, Numbuh 6.

Mr. Boss puts a hand on Alastor's head as she shrieks.

Mr. Boss: You're a Kids Next Door operative but you're still my daughter's friend.

Alastor runs off.

Fanny: What do you want on your pancakes, Lenore?

Alastor: I prefer to be called Alastor and waffles are more my forte but I'll take chocolate chips, if that's ok.

Lee's POV

Mr. Boss: How about you kids, you want some pancakes?

Sonia, Lee and Nigel look at each other and smile.

Nigel: Uh, sure. Pancakes would be great!

Mr. Boss: Then go to a diner! And get out of my house!

Lee: You're letting my sister stay but not me and my Sector?!

Mr. Boss: I don't remember Fanny inviting you all to a sleepover?!

Mr. Boss turns out the lights as Sonia screams.

Sonia: It's daaaaaaaarrrk!

End transmission

Trivia

- Alastor has a sleepover with Fanny, Alastor was a member of Fanny's sleepover in Operation S.L.U.M.B.E.R.

- Fanny mentions that Alastor murmured in her sleep, a habit that she has, according to Alastor

- Alastor mentions that she prefers waffles more, a reference to Eleven from Stranger Things, a character she shares similarities with

- Alastor shrieks when Mr. Boss put a hand on her, a reoccurring thing with Alastor