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Time skip for a good reason

Abby: Girls and boys! Boys and girls!

Abby is seen in a blue tux with a red/pink top hat.

Abby: The treehouse saloon is proud to present, from all the way across the street, the girls who put the happy in the happy lunches, theeeeeeee Chicken Fingers!

The crowd applauses as Abby puts a coin in a piano machine, making it start playing. The curtain is drawn, revealing Kuki in a green and pink dress with a pink feathered fan covering her face, (A/N: Alastor is replacing Mushi for this, sorry Mushi). Alastor in a red and black dress with a parcel covering her face and a third girl with a black and purple dress, standing with her back to the crowd. They start singing.

Kuki: Some girls are real demure. They'll ask you out for tea.

Alastor: Some girls are just so friendly. Nice as they could be.

???: Some girls don't care about chicken.

A purple parcel covers the third girl's face as she turns around. She lifts it up to reveal that the girl is Lizzie.

Lizzie: But those girls ain't me!

Kuki, Alastor, and Lizzie: Give us your... Chicken nuggets! We want a six-piece meal. Give us your...

Chicken nuggets!

Lizzie: And what you ain't got, babeh. You better steal!

Wally and a guy who resembles Lunk start swooning over the girls. Lunk smiles evilly and steal Wally's nugget but the owner of the food steals it back.

Kuki and Alastor: You can save your diamonds. Save your jewels and pearls.

(Redraw is mine, original scene and Kuki belong to Mr. Warburton)

Lizzie: They might be fine, yeah. For those other girls. But I'll only hug it.

Kuki and Alastor: OOH!

Lizzie: If it's a nugget!

Kuki and Alastor: AAH!

Lizzie: So, come on, lug it to my door!

Kuki and Alastor: How're you feelin' now?

Kuki, Alastor and Lizzie: Give us your... Chicken nuggets! Crispy and crunchy, yeah. Give us your...

Chicken nuggets!

Lizzie: You'll get 'em from me. I got a hunch, EEYEAAAAAH!

Alastor and Kuki end with the splits as the three girls cover their faces and the crowd cheers. The girls bow as a slight bang goes off and Lizzie screams. The Delightful Children stand at the entryway wearing tiny cowboy hats and a giant belt.

Girl: It's the Delightful Gang!

The Delightful Children walk into the saloon, their cowboy boots clinking.

Nigel: (southern accent) What're you doin in my saloon, Delightful Varmints?!

Constance slaps the ketchup shot out of Wally's hand.

Wally: Hey! That was my ketchup!

Delightful Children: My saloon. My ketchup.

Bruce holds out a paper that has "DEED" written on it.

Delightful Children: Wrong! We have the deed to every inch of this land, and all of this chicken.

Constance takes Wally's nugget.

Wally: You're just spoilin' for a fight, ain't ya?!

Delightful Children: Oh no. Not us.

They look behind them as some Chicken Men Workers come in, holding giant drumsticks (A/N: And not the ice cream)

Delightful Children: But our friends from the Chicken Bucket are. Get 'em, boys!

The Delightful Children back up as the Chicken Men charge into the saloon, however, the patrons fight back. Kuki yells and runs off the stage, leaving Alastor and Lizzie up there alone. A Chicken Worker backs into the stage but gets assaulted by Lizzie's parcel. A man comes behind Alastor as she hits him on head with her parcel, jumps down into the floor and knocks his legs with it, making him fall over.

Alastor: I don't know if this is how you treat ladies in America, but you certainly don't treat 'em like this in Brazil!

Everyone keeps on brawling and breaking things as a giant bang goes off. The crowd silents as Ashley and Constance hold giant revolvers with entire cooked chickens in them, Ashley's now empty after being fired.

Delightful Children: Well, well, things look different when you're staring down the barrel of a chicken!

Alastor gets to the front of the crowd.

Alastor: That doesn't even make sense. The proper term is barrel of a-

Delightful Children: Oh, shut up!

Ella: I used to miss saloons until I remembered two things, they're dirty, and the mouthy entertainment!

Ella and Alastor face each other, noses touching as they growl. The rest of the Delightful Children separate them.

Delightful Children except Ella: Ladies, ladies, please.

Alastor: If little Ms. Thang here doesn't step off her high horse, you'll be needing a few sets of crutches and wheelchairs, lady!

Alastor gestures a fist in between David and Lenny.

Delightful Children: You know what, Lenore, (baby voices, don't ask just roll with it) you're right.

Alastor: I don't like those voices, why are you doing those voices?

Delightful Children: Because, along with the property, we've decided that we also own the entertainment!

The Delightful Children cackle with laughter as the rest of the Chicken Fingers join Alastor up front. The girls look sadly, then gesture their hands up, waiting to be cuffed.

Delightful Children: Not you!

Ashley and Lenny shove Kuki and Lizzie out of the way and tower of Alastor, who is on her knees with fear.

Delightful Children: Her!

David picks Alastor up by the collar.

Alastor: Sir, this is not how you handle a lady.

Delightful Children: Funny, we see no lady here!

Alastor: How rude!

David pushes Alastor toward a Chicken Man worker, who takes her away.

Ella's POV

Delightful Children: Now, unless you want to end up like Lenore, you'll all get to work.

Constance points her chicken revolver closer to Wally.

Delightful Children: Won't you.

A Chicken Man worker grabs Wally's arms.

Wally: Hey!

Wally starts struggling.

Wally: I don't care what you're packin', creeps. Gimme back my nugget!

More patrons get taken away and restrained.

Delightful Children: Oh, we're sorry, Wallabee. We just ate it!

David dangles the piece of meat before shoving it in his mouth and all the Delightful Children laughing with glee. They start to walk away.

Wally: You'll pay for this! You hear me! You'll paaaaaaaaaay!

Time skip

The Delightful Children whistle as they stroll through the town (A/N: This will save your life, don't pause it on them whistling. The animators animated Lenny whistling with that mouth guard and it is cursed.). They gasp when they notice the patrons not mining.

Delightful Children: Hey! Where are all of our workers (A/N: I think you mean slaves.)

Wally: Set 'em free. It's just you and me now.

Delightful Children: Did we forget to mention our personal worker? Silly us. Hey! Get out here! Lenore.

Wally gasps.

Wally: Numbuh 6!

Alastor's POV

Alastor trembles out, wearing shackles on her wrists that connect to her neck.

Delightful Children: Take a good long look at her, Wallabee, because from now on, she's our personal worker! As soon as we get home and have her Delightfulized, nothing will stop us!

The Delightful Children cackle.

Wally: Not nothing like a draw.

Patrons walk up to see the commotion as everyone but Wally gasps.

Delightful Children: A draw?

Alastor: Aww, are you guys gonna draw over little ol' me? Ow!

Alastor's head gets stepped on and her face hits the ground.

Ella: Don't flatter yourself.

Delightful Children: No matter, we'll give you Lenore's keys if you somehow manage to beat us.

A western tune plays as it pans to both the competitors. Lizzie walks out.

Lizzie: The first one down is out. I don't know why you're chasing that creepy hidden one, Lenore. You look so cute next to the blonde one!

Alastor looks at Bruce as the Delightful Children stare at the imprisoned girl.

Alastor: Are you louco (crazy) Lizzie, why would I date any of the Delightful Children, especially the one that goes up to my waist!

Alastor hits Bruce over the head with her parcel. The Delightful Children growl.

Delightful Children: Just start it already!

Lizzie: Time starts now!

Lizzie runs off.

Delightful Children: Numbuh 4, get off our nugget mine!

Wally: It's my nugget mine! Mine! My-mine? Mine!

Delightful Children: Whaaa?

Wally groans as Abby and Kuki watch from a window.

Wally: Never mind! The point is me and my friends are takin' back this here town! So, I'm giving you Delightful's to the count of Q to get outta here! Once and for all!

Delightful Children: Are you sure you want to make that promise? Think of who's life you're risking!

Alastor gives Wally a tearful look.

Alastor: Save me, Wallabee Beetles, you're my last hope.

Wally: Not to worry, Numbuh 6. This won't take long.

Delightful Children: Then get to counting.

Wally: 1!

The pairs wiggle their fingers in impatience.

Wally: 40!

Everyone starts looking intensely at the match.

Wally: 17! Q!

Ashley and Constance quickly fire their chicken revolvers as Wally squirts ketchup guns at the chickens, missing them but hitting the Delightful Children. The Delightful Children groan but start to laugh.

Wally: What's so funny?!

Alastor: You guys just lost.

Delightful Children: We lost the draw, but we still have you, Lenore!

The Delightful Children laugh as Ella reaches to her side, her smile fades and her eyes widen as she nervously checks her pockets.

Ella: Uh oh.

Delightful Children except Ella: Uh oh? Uh oh! What do you mean "uh oh"?

Ella: I lost her keys.

Ella giggles nervously while the other Delightful Children facepalm.

Delightful Children except Ella: We can't believe you! That's what happens when you send an Ella to do a five person job.

Ella: Five person?! I'll have you know that I-

A loud whistle stops their bickering. They turn to the source to see Alastor free from her shackles and twirling the keys Ella lost on her finger, leaning on Wally.

Alastor: You're right, I shouldn't flatter myself.

Delightful Children: But, when-when, how did you-

Alastor: I didn't flatter myself, I flattered you.

~Flashback~

Alastor stands on all fours as the Delightful Children use her as a footstool.

Alastor: When I imagined myself as a personal worker, I imagined doing stupid house chores, not standing like a dog with six pairs of feet on my costas e bunda (back and butt)!

Delightful Children: Well get used to it! We'll be using you like this just about everyday.

The Delightful Children laugh as they feel a lack of Alastor under their feet.

Delightful Children: Hey! Didn't we just tell you-

Alastor gives puppy dog eyes and pouts her lip.

Alastor: It must be so hard to be you guys. Always being the backbone and sense of Father and your adult minions in general.

Delightful Children: Uh.

Alastor: And what do you guys get in return? Nothing?! You should get a whole lot more, you could probably run Evil Adult Industries Inc. with an iron fist. Six iron fists.

Delightful Children: Yeah. Yeah!

Alastor: I can even help you-

Alastor trips and falls across Ella's lap.

Alastor: Oopsie, how silly of me. Oh.

Alastor's hand skillfully takes the keys from Ella.

Alastor: This stupid dress.

~Present~

Delightful Children: You! You tricked us!

Alastor: Nope, just taking back what's mine.

Wally: Which is her freedom.

Alastor and Wally shortly hug (A/N: Not in a romantic way but like a "relieved you're alive" way). Wally blows the ketchup off his "gun".

Wally: Now, git! And stay git before I give ya a double dippin' of git!

The Delightful Children run of, screaming as the patrons rejoice and praise Wally.

Alastor: Seeya Bruise!

Wally: What did you call me?!

Alastor: Not you, other short blonde guy, I called him Bruise, because I gave him a bruise on his head.

Chicken Pete: Some kid just discovered a big ol' deposit of onion rings just south of the border!

The patrons run off a leave Wally in their dust.

End transmission

Trivia

- While trying to flatter the Delightful Children, Alastor mentions that they could run Evil Adult Industries Inc., the company that Father owns

- Ella mentions that she used to miss saloons, hinting at her Southern past

- If she had not been interrupted, Alastor would've said "barrel of a gun"

- Lizzie states that Alastor and Bruce look cute together, which both sides seemed disgusted by. Alastor originally had a crush on Bruce rather than Lenny but it got changed due to the first action would've led to a love square between Alastor, Bruce, Wally, and Kuki since Wally and Bruce look similar.

- Bruce states in Operation Z.E.R.O., that Alastor was close to his name at one point. He was more than likely referring to when she called him Bruise, since it's sounds so similar to his actual name

- This is one of the only times Alastor has not complained about wearing a dress

- When Alastor comments on how the Delightful Children said she wasn't a lady, she says Stephanie Tanner's famous quote from Full House

- When Alastor tells Wally that he's her only hope, it might be referencing Star Wars

- This is one of the rare times Alastor does not correct someone for saying her birth name