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Ella's POV

Leona enters the girls bathroom, humming to herself as she approaches the sink.

Leona: Time to freshen up.

Her hair gets grabbed by Lunk, who has been Delightfulized.

Leona: Hey! You're not allowed in here! This is-s-s the girls' bathroom!

Delightful Children: Yes, Leona. It is. And we trust you know why we're here.

Leaky Leona: Uh, well, um. I s-s-suppose you have to go. Right? Hey, um, how do you guys-s-s like do that anyway? (A/N: Now we're really asking questions).

Lunk throws Leona toward the Delightful Children.

Delightful Children: Where is it, Leona?!

Leaky Leona: I...I d-don't know what it is-s you're talking about!

Delightful Children: Oh, really? Lunk, introduce Leona to Mr. Swirly!

Leona gasps.

Leona: Ah, no! Not Mr. Swirly!

Lunk gives Leona a swirly as she comes out of he stall dazed, wet and hair all tangled.

Delightful Children: Where is it, Leona?! Or would you prefer to visit Mr. Swirly's downtown office?

Constance opens a bathroom stall to reveal a gross toilet with mushrooms growing from it.

Leona: No! No! Oh, please!

Leona sobs.

Leona: It's in the s-s-sink! Just turn the faucet!

Bruce turns the faucet handle as a secret passage opens.

Delightful Children: How delightful. Shall we, Leona?

Ella: Can't Lunk still give a swirly with Mr. Swirly's downtown office even though she helped us out?

Delightful Children except Ella: That's only as a last resort, Ella. We'd never do something so childish.

Ella: But just look at her. She deserves as many swirlies as it take to make her crack down the entire school.

The Delightful Children except Ella groan.

Ella: Don't you think, I mean Fa-

Lenny grabs her ponytail and drags her with the rest.

Ella: Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair! Hair!

Lunk pushes Leona forward as she drops one of her bracelets. Lunk picks it up and giggles.

Lunk: Perdy.

Delightful Children: Lunk!

Lunk: Huh?

Delightful Children: You stay here to deter any uninvited guests.

Ella: Ow! If you weren't wearing a stupid helmet, I'd get- Ow! Quit that!

They leave with Leona.

Time skip

Alastor's POV

Alastor straightens papers as her wrist communicator glows, she smirks and her chair gives out, making her fall through the floor, leaving a dummy of herself, which is a watermelon with her face picture on it. Sector V regroups in the bathroom.

Nigel: Situation report, Numbuh 5.

Abby: The Delightful Children kidnapped Leona and took her down there.

Wally: Leaky Leona? What do they want her for?

Hoagie: Yeah! To corner the world's market on spit?

Hoagie and Wally laugh.

Wally: Good one!

Wally laughs some more.

Kuki: How can you say that? Leona's the prettiest girl in the whole school.

Alastor: Doesn't matter if she's pretty or not, she's a kid, and being kidnapped by the Delightful Dorks is worst than anything else.

Wally groans.

Wally: I thought we got called for something important.

Abby: We are the Kids Next Door, Numbuh 4. We save kids. That's our job.

Nigel: And we don't do it by standing around. Let's move out!

Sector V walk through the passage, climbing down the stairs.

Kuki: Yay! Stairs!

Wally grumbles.

Hoagie: Aw, come on, Numbuh 4. Maybe Leona will give you a kiss-s-s for res-s-cuing her.

Hoagie chuckles while making kissy sounds. Sector V enter a dark room filled with artifacts and bookcases, right in the middle, is a statue of a librarian.

Kuki: This place is gihugic!

Kuki giggles as the place rumbles.

Kuki: What was that?

Abby covers Kuki's mouth.

Abby: (whispers) I've heard rumors that there was an ancient, long lost school buried beneath ours. This must be its library.

Wally: What's a library?

Alastor: Claro, você não sabe o que é uma biblioteca. (Of course, you don't know what a library is).

The library rumbles and a hole forms.

Nigel: (whispers) You heard Numbuh 5! Keep it down!

Sector V start exploring as Hoagie finds another bracelet, belonging to Leona.

Hoagie: Hey, guys. What do you make of this?

Kuki grabs the bracelet.

Kuki: Ooh! I can make tiara or a pretty earring!

Kuki's loud talking causes the library to rumble again

Kuki: Ooh, ooh, ooh! Or a belt! A belt! No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! I can make a...

Nigel yanks the bracelet away.

Nigel: (whispers) Give me that! Are you trying to get us all kill...

Nigel drops the bracelet as it rolls off.

Nigel: Oopsie.

The bracelet rolls over to a table with an ancient instrument on it, making it crumble. Sector V gasps as the entire library starts crumbling down. Abby notices a statue closing.

Abby: Quiet time's over! Move it!

Sector V run to the exit, all but Wally and Abby jump over the hole. Wally gets grabbed by Abby.

Wally: Hey, what are you...

Abby throws him over as she jumps on some tables. Sector V barely make it as the statue closes.

Wally: You know, I was this close to bustin' out of school today. And then you called us up with this crud!

Abby: If the Kids Next Door don't help Leona against the Delightful Children, who will?

Abby finds another bracelet on the floor.

Abby: And it looks like we're on the right track. Let's move out, people.

Sector V continue on their way as Wally grumbles in disgust.

Kuki: Come on, Numbuh 4! After we rescue her, Leona might gives us some beauty tips!

They enter a room filled with food.

Hoagie: Whoa...

Wally: Get a load of this chow!

Abby: This must be the cafeteria. Nobody touches anything.

Nigel turns to Alastor.

Nigel: Numbuh 5 says don't touch anything.

Alastor turns to Wally.

Alastor: Numbuh 1 says, don't touch a thing.

Wally turns to Kuki.

Wally: Numbuh 6 says don't punch a thing.

Kuki turns to Hoagie.

Kuki: Numbuh 4 says try the onion rings.

Hoagie holds a tray of food.

Hoagie: Well, you don't have to tell me twice.

Hoagie picks up the onion rings as Kuki screams.

Hoagie: What? I was gonna share. Huh?

Milk starts to spray out everywhere and starts to fill up the cafeteria.

Nigel: Uh. Is anyone here allergic to milk?

Abby: No, but Numbuh 5 is allergic to drowning! Let's go!

Sector V starts to run off as the milk starts rising, causing them to start wading through the milk.

Hoagie: Not to milk the situation, but...

Abby: Ah, shut up!

The entire room starts to become flooded with milk as Sector V struggles to swim.

Wally: Eh, help!

Wally grabs a tray.

Wally: I can't swim! You hear me? I can't swim!!

A giant milk wave comes fast.

Abby: Well, you better learn fast!

Sector V tries to swim away from the tidal wave of diary but the current gets them faster. A wall breaks, adding to the diary delight wave. Wally screams.

Wally: Oh, crud!

Sector V starts surfing with lunch trays through the milk. Nigel notices an opening.

Nigel: Quick, up there!

Everyone but Wally and Abby jump into the opening.

Wally: Are you crazy? We'll never...

Abby grabs the small boy and helps them both to safety. Sector V catches their breathes and wrings out the milk from their hair and clothes.

Wally: Okay, run this by me again. Why are we risking our lives to save Leaky Leona?!?!

Kuki groans.

Kuki: Because she's got pretty hair, silly!

Kuki wrings the milk from her hair.

Wally: Oh, come on! She's never done anything for us! We barely even know her! What are we gonna help her for?

Abby aggressively grabs the Australian by his shirt collar.

Abby: Because the last time Numbuh 5 didn't help someone kidnapped by the Delightful Children, they did somethin' she can't ever forgive!

Abby throws Wally down and storms off.

Wally: What? What did they do that was so bad?

Nigel: They made me bald.

Wally looks shocked.

Wally: Whoa..

Sector V walks on. They reach a gym.

Nigel: And this must be the gymnasium.

Hoagie: Well, that's not so bad, right?

Hoagie accidentally activates a trap door on the floor.

Alastor: You just had to jinx us, Numbuh 2.

Hoagie: How was I supposed know there were booby traps, Numbuh 6?! At least we can see the exit.

Large statues cover the exits as Alastor gives Hoagie a knowing look.

Hoagie: I'll shut up now.

Nigel: Great! Now, how are we going to get past that?

Wally: Don't worry.

Wally grabs a golden sphere.

Wally: Gym is something I can handle.

Abby: No! Number 4, don't!

Wally throws the gold ball as it explodes and destroys the statue.

Wally: There. Mission accomplished.

The statues start throwing their own spheres, these made out of rock, at Sector V.

Nigel: Make for the exit! Hurry!

The group run but get stopped by a wall of fire with the statues still throwing boulders at them.

Kuki: What do we do? What do we do? What do we do?

Kuki cries.

Wally: I told you. I can handle it.

Wally throws multiple gold balls at the statues, destroying them one by one. Sector V cheers as Wally continues his quest of death dodgeball. A statue throws a boulder directly at Wally.

Kuki: Look out!

The boulder seemingly crushes Wally while his teammates look concerned. Wally comes out, unharmed and ends the game once and for all, evaporating the fire wall.

Wally: Well, what are you waiting for? We got a kid to save!

Wally heads for the exit.

Abby: Give the kid a couple of dodgeballs and suddenly he's a hero.

Leona is found by Sector V, tied to a pillar. Abby gasps.

Abby: Leona! Are you okay?

Nigel: Where are the Delightful Children?

Leona: Please! You have to get me to the fountain!

Hoagie: Fountain? What fountain?

Leona looks up, revealing that she is a decrement old woman as the children gasp.

Leona: The Fountain of Youth!

Transmission interrupted. Continuing transmission.