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Operative

An alarm blares in KND headquarters as Wally runs to the pods, followed by Kuki, Hoagie, Abby, Nigel and Alastor. They each jump into their respective one, Abby's a phone booth, Hoagie's a locker, Alastor's a coffin, Nigel's a giant air tank (A/N: I don't know what it is so I guessed), Kuki's a giant bunny and Wally's a urinal. The pods drop down until the operatives are at the room with their machine.

Wally: Come on, troops. Move out! Let's go! Let's go! Move, move, move!

The ceiling opens up as the S.K.Y.C.L.A.W. takes off.

Computer: Kids Next Door S.K.Y.C.L.A.W. Supersonically Kool Yellow Claw Lowering Aerial Weapon

The Sector V operatives sat in their respective colored bumper car.

Alastor: Trajectory is stable.

Abby: All systems looking good.

Kuki: Hamster generator is at maximum power!

Hoagie: Speed set at super-fast factor five.

Nigel: Okay, team. Numbuh 4 has discovered the source of an imminent delivery of hundreds of type "p" kid-torture devices. Our mission is to find the shipment and destroy it.

Abby: Type "p"? What's a type "p" torture device?

Kuki whimpers and shakes while covering her mouth with her sleeves.

Wally: These things are horrible! They've got to be stopped.

Wally shakes a fist.

A bunny hops into the road that starts rumbling. It stares ahead as a 95 wheeler truck comes toward it, horn blaring, making the bunny scurry away.

Truck driver: (singing) Oh, my little Charlene. The sweetest durn girl that I ever done seen. Well, she's not too purty, and her teeth ain't clean. But she's got quite a way of cookin' sardines. Oh, my little Charlene. The sweetest durn girl that I ever done...

The S.K.Y.C.L.A.W. flies above the truck and lowers down the operatives except Hoagie on a rope, with magnets attached to their shoes. Hoagie gives them a thumbs up as he lowers down a chainsaw contraption. The contraption cuts a hole on the truck and is brought back up to the S.K.Y.C.L.A.W., a plunger is lowered down and takes off the hole. The operatives on top the truck look in the truck before jumping in.

Wally: Ugh... there's thousands of them.

The truck is loaded with pianos.

Abby: Pianos? Type "p" torture devices are pianos?

Alastor: My Avó (Grandma) plays one of these.

Wally: You don't know what it's like! They make you play the same song over and over again. Tink-ta-tink ga ga ga-ga ga ga-ga ga-ga.

Alastor: Are we sure the pianos are the only torture device in this truck?

Wally: Ahhh! It's-it's it's horrible!

Abby: Mmm, mmm, mmm.

She turns around and starts playing a small tune.

Wally: I'm serious! My mum ordered one of these monstrosities...for me.

Wally starts sobbing.

Nigel: He's right. These things are a menace to children everywhere. So let's get started. Numbuh 3, signal Numbuh 2 to begin "Operation Lift and Shade."

Kuki: Okey-dokey.

She signals "J P J" with flags.

Hoagie: Aye, ate.

He lowers down a claw that almost hits Abby.

Abby: Hey!

Now the claw almost hits Nigel.

Nigel: Uh, watch it!

Hoagie: Oops. Ooh, oop! Uh, almost.

The claw finally grabbed onto the piano.

Kuki: Woo-hoo!

The claw brings up the piano and demolishes it with spiked rollers.

Hoagie: One down.

Kuki: Yay! No more pianos!

Nigel: Excellent! Let's get that player piano next.

The truck driver yodels while Sector V continue their mission.

Nigel: Gently. Gently.

Nigel motions for the claw to come down but it almost hits him.

Nigel: Hey, watch it!

Wally: (quietly) Oh, man. This is taking way too long. Huh?

He sees the lock for the doors.

Wally: Bingo!

He grunts while trying to lift it up.

Wally: Come on, open up, you cruddy- gaaa!

He kicks up the lock as the doors open, making the Australian gasp.

Wally: Numbuh 4, you are some kind of genius.

Alastor: Since when?!

Wally: I didn't need ya input, Numbuh 6!

The truck drives up a hill as the pianos come toward Wally.

Wally: Huh? Ohh!

He manages to miss the first and second, but got run over by the third. This prevented him from missing the fourth, fifth, sixth and seventh as they also ran over him. The eighth fell on him before jumping out. The ninth, tenth, eleventh, and many others also ran over him.

At KND Headquarters, Nigel's at his podium in the briefing room.

Nigel: Okay, Kids Next Door, simple question. What did we learn today?

Hoagie: Do not deviate from plans.

Alastor: Always listen to direct orders.

Abby: Teamwork is the key to mission success.

Kuki: Operational procedures are important.

Wally: Pianos are heavy.

He was sitting in a wheelchair, elevating his arm cast with two casts on his legs.

Nigel: Oh, close enough. Okay, here's the bad news. Numbuh 4's "strategy" didn't get all the pianos.

He pulls up a hologram of the truck.

Nigel: Satellite readings indicate that one piano remains on the truck.

On the truck, the doors are still open as the hole shines down sunlight, acting like a spotlight to a golden piano. A plate in the middle reads "For Wallabee Love Mom".

Wally: Well, what are we waiting for?

Wally grunts as he moves his wheelchair forward, that is, until he's stopped by Nigel.

Nigel: Hold it, Numbuh 4. You're in no condition to go anywhere.

Wally: Oh, yeah? Just watch me.

He grunts as he moved his casted arm around, ultimately trying to stand up. He fails.

Nigel: Just my point. But don't worry. We managed to find a temporary replacement for you.

Some automatic doors open, revealing a golden furred hamster with a sideways "4" sign around its neck.

Wally groans as Hoagie and Kuki help him back into his wheelchair. Kuki gasps and squeals as she runs over to the hamster.

Kuki: New Numbuh 4 is so cute!

She picks him up and cuddles him against her face.

Kuki: Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!

The hamsters murmers.

Wally: You're replacing me with a hamster?!

Nigel: Well, it was short notice.

Abby: Besides, the new Numbuh 4 came up with a great plan.

Abby pats Hamster Numbuh 4 on the head.

Hoagie: Wow, smart and cute, too.

He scratches Hamster Numbuh 4 on the head.

Alastor: The new Numbuh 4 is like me, except it's cuter than people describe me.

She rubs Hamster Numbuh 4 on the head.

Abby: Oh, yeah, baby. You got it going on.

Alastor: It reminds me of Furs and the kitties. Cute and small!

Alastor squeals.

Abby: Hey, that's what I'm talking about. Ha ha!

Hamster Numbuh 4 coos and blushed.

Abby, Hoagie, Kuki, and Alastor; Awwwwwww!

Wally: You've got to be kidding! You're not actually gonna let a hamster devise a plan for you guys, are you?

Nigel: Oh, no. Don't worry there, Numbuh 4. We'll get that last piano!

He punched Wally's cast.

Wally; Owwwwww- Oooooh!

Nigel laughs.

Nigel: Yeah, right. Well...

Nigel clears his throat.

Nigel: New Kids Next Door, let's move out!

Sector V except Wally run and hop into their respective pods, Hamster Numbuh 4 hopping into Wally's pod.

Hamster Numbuh 4: Bye-bye!

It waves at Wally as the pod closes and drops down.

Wally groans.

The S.K.Y.C.L.A.W. takes off.

~Wally's POV~

Wally: Stupid Hamster with his stupid plans! What's he gonna do- munch on toilet rolls until they give up? I ought to just- Ohh!

His wheelchair abruptly stops.

Wally: Stupid chair with stupid controls!

Wally roughly tugs on the joystick on his wheelchair, making it jerk back and forth.

Wally: Whoa! Who-o-o-a! Hey!

The wheelchair pulls forward.

Wally: Stop, you stupid piece of-

It listened to him and stopped.

Wally: Ughhh! Well, I'm gonna handle this situation personally. You can't send a rodent to do a kid's job.

He rolls up to the elevator and struggled to press the button.

Wally: Uhhhhh... Oooohhh... Aaaaa.... Uh! Stupid kiwi, wallaby, marsupial, koala- uh!

He backs up.

Wally: Slowly...

Wally moved himself forward to use his foot to press the button.

Wally: Slow now, gently. Uhh! AaAaaaaaahhhhhhh!

~Alastor's POV~

Truck driver: (singing) Oooooohhhh! My little Charlene. The nicest young gal this side of the coast. Well, she's got big ears, and she's dumber than most. But I sure like the way that she butters my toast. Yippee-ay-yay. People and does.

His truck destroys an overpass.

Truck driver: (singing) Yippee-ay-yay, tractors and toes.

The truck driver starts yodeling

Truck driver: Huh?

He spots Hamster Numbuh 4 on a rock with a crashed car next to it.

Hamster Numbuh 4: Okay.

The rest of Sector V on the mission have their heads sticking out of a bush, they give the hamster a thumbs up and disappear into the bush.

Truck driver: Oh, my stars in heavens!

He lowers a rope ladder and climbs down.

Truck driver: Oh, you poor little critter.

The truck driver picks Hamster Numbuh 4 up in his hands.

Truck driver: You all right, little feller?

Hamster Numbuh 4: Aaaah! Aah!

Truck driver: You say you had yourself a car wreck?!

The hamster murmurs as the operatives poke their heads out of the bush again.

Truck driver: You say you hurt your little tail? Awww...

The Sector V operatives tiptoe out of the bush while Hamster Numbuh 4 cries and sobs.

Truck driver: Why, you poor thing! You say you hurt your little paw.

The operatives tiptoe to the back of the truck.

Truck driver: (voice breaking) Well, sing that the saddest darn thing you ever did hear?

Nigel gets down on the ground on his hands and knees.

Nigel: (whispering) Let's go, you three.

Abby, Kuki, and Alastor climb up on Nigel's back, in the same pose he's in.

Kuki: Whee!

Kuki opens the truck.

Kuki: Ooohh.

Kuki, Abby, Alastor and Nigel run to the piano and grab a side of it.

Nigel: All right, everyone. Heave!

The four operatives grunt as the try to move the golden piano.

Alastor: Is this really solid gold?

She tries takes a bite out of the piano.

Alastor: OW!

Kuki: Well?

Alastor grumbles while two of her teeth were stuck in the piano with her braces still attached to them and all wonky on her mouth.

Alastor: What do you think, Numbuh 3?

The truck driver sobs as Hamster Numbuh 4 stands in his hands.

Truck driver: And then you say y'all done lost your girlfriend.

Hamster Numbuh 4 sobs and wails.

The operatives manage to move the piano while grunting.

Kuki: Numbuh 4 was right. Pianos sure are heavy.

Alastor: Less talking and more pushing, Numbuh 3.

Truck driver: And then Old Shep ran away and that's when I done drive my truck right off the road!

Hoagie stood in front of the truck back.

Hoagie: That's right. That's it. Come on. Almost there. Come on.

The truck driver cried as he still held Hamster Numbuh 4.

Truck driver: And then Charlene done gone and left me for my best friend, Skater, and he's a guitar player!

Wally: Aha!

He rolled up to the old man and hamster in his wheelchair.

Wally: Good thing I showed up. Your cruddy plan will never work. You think he's gonna fall for your fake stories about being injured and hurt to get him to stop paying attention long enough for the rest of the team to climb into the back of the truck and take the last piano he's transporting off to be destroyed, huh?!

Hamster Numbuh 4 desperately motions for Wally to shut his trap in a plethora of ways. It eventually gives up and facepaws.

Truck driver: Fake stories?

Hamster Numbuh 4 laughs nervously as the truck driver tightly gripped the hamster in his hand.

Truck driver: I trusted you! Dog!

He threw the hamster, who landed in a puddle with a plop, and went back to his truck.

Hamster Numbuh 4 groaned as it dizzily sat up but then fell back in the puddle.

The rest of Sector V stood together in front of the back of the truck.

Nigel: Well, we're almost there.

Truck driver: Last time I open up my heart and soul to some strange, apparently near-death hamster!

He starts up the truck.

Kuki: So how are we going to get it down?

Nigel: Well, we could-

The truck starts driving, letting the piano crush the kids.

Sector V except Wally: Aaahhhh!

Back at Sector V treehouse

Wally: Yes, sir! Nothing like s great plan coming together like that! We managed to destroy all the pianos, including the one meant for me.

The rest of Sector V all sat in wheelchairs; Alastor wearing a neck brace forcing her to look up with her mouth wired shut with a mouth brace in her mouth, an arm cast and two leg casts. Abby wearing two leg casts, an arm cast, and brace the held before hat above her head. Kuki weating two leg casts, a bandage around her elbow, a band-aid on her cheek and a bandage around her hair. Hoagie was in a full body cast with a broken ceiling fan elevating his limbs as he drank a soda that rested on his stomach. Nigel had two arm and leg casts.

Nigel: Yeah. Great.

An alarm blares as a projection of a violin spins around.

Computer: Kids Next Door satellites have detected a large shipment of violins, with one addressed to Numbuh 6.

The rest of the team look at Alastor as she nervously laughs.

Computer: Destruction is required immediately.

Alastor: (muffled) I almost forgot.

She gets out her wrist communicator and holds it up to her mouth.

Alastor: Avó (Grandma), I think I'm gonna need to cancel my violin lesson.

Computer: Assembling all functioning Kids Next Door members.

Six hamsters stood in front of the pods, wearing tags that have their respective number on it. Abby's was wearing her hat, Hoagie's was wearing his hat with goggles, Nigel's was wearing his sunglasses, and Kuki and Alastor's had their eyes squinted shut like their owners.

They were all laughing. They took off for the pods for their respective operative.

Hamster Numbuh 4: Bye-bye!

The door closed on the urinal pod.

Hamsters: Whee!

End transmission

Trivia

- It is revealed that Alastor plays the violin. However, she might enjoy it better than Wally's opinion on the piano

- Alastor reveals that her grandma plays the piano

- When Alastor bites the piano, she was testing if it was real gold since people often do the same thing to coins if they want to test if it was counterfeited

- Alastor's hamster has gray fur, possibly alluding that she's mixed race. However, it's a lighter gray since she's albino