I bet you're wondering if I kept Bradley in this story since Alastor is Numbuh 6. You better believe I did!

Now loading: Kids Next Door mission: Operation C.A.M.P.

Children

Are

Miserable

Parents

Two yellow things crash into a camp. Wally climbs up a cliff and dives into a bush. He runs behind a tree and motions for Abby and Alastor to come. The girls climb the cliff, run and jump up the tree, with help from Wally. Abby gets out some binoculars while Alastor opens her wrist communicator.

Abby: Hmm. I don't know Numbuh 1, looks like they having fun.

Alastor: Sim (Yeah), they look fine to me.

Nigel: Never be fooled by appearances, Numbuhs 5 and 6.

Abby: Mm-hmm.

Small time skip

Back at the treehouse, Nigel paces back and forth.

Abby: Come on Numbuh 1, we staked out that entire camp and Numbuh 5 thinks those kids was digging it.

Nigel: That camp is obviously run by an insidious counselor bent on keeping kids there against their will. I feel confident that Numbuh 2's report will prove it.

Abby: So where is Numbuh 2 anyway?

Wally: Yeah, and where's Numbuh 3?

Alastor: They should've been here by now.

Nigel: A very good question.

Nigel taps his microphone.

Nigel: Hello? Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 3! Perhaps you'd like to join the debriefing. We're waaaaaiiiting.

Hoagie runs up.

Hoagie: Shhh!

Nigel: What?!

Hoagie pushes down Nigel.

Hoagie: Quiet! You'll wake Bradley!

Nigel: Bradley?!

Hoagie: Quiet!

Nigel: Who's Bradley?!

Kuki: Now look what you've done!

Kuki walks in holding a blue blanket with something in it.

Kuki: You woke Bradley!

Nigel: Who is Bradley?!

Abby: And what is stank?

Kuki: That's Bradley.

Nigel, Wally, Abby, and Alastor: Who the heck is Bradley?!

Kuki holds out a skunk that was in the blanket.

Kuki: This is Bradley

Nigel: A baby skunk?

Kuki: Our landing pod must've knocked him out of his den when we were scouting out the enemy camp. We couldn't find his parents so...

Hoagie puts an arm around Kuki.

Hoagie and Kuki: We're his new parents!

Nigel: Will you two quit fooling around! We don't have time for babies, there's a camp full of innocent kids out there, that are depending on the Kids Next Door to save them.

Kuki: Well, it'll have to wait until after Bradley's lunch.

Kuki tickles Bradley's tummy, making him laugh.

Hoagie: Oh, then he's got his bath.

Kuki: And if he doesn't get his afternoon nap, ugh!

Nigel: Numbuh 4 can you please talk some sense into these people!

Wally: Say, little tyke is pretty cute. Hey! He smiled at me!

A putrid stench emits from the skunk as Wally exclaims in disgust and Abby laughs at him.

Hoagie: Uh, Numbuh 5, Numbuh 3 and I were wondering if you, if you'd be Bradley's godmother?

Abby: Why Numbuh 5 would be honor-

Nigel: Enough! Numbuh 6, do you have any common sense?

Kuki: Oh, I think he likes you, Numbuh 6.

Alastor: Desculpe (Sorry) boss, Bradley reminds me of my sister when she was a baby.

Nigel: We have an important mission with lots of preparation that needs to be done. Those kids are depending on us to rescue them. And as the Kids Next Door, we will do just that. Tonight!

Hoagie: I don't know, that's awfully short notice. Where are we gonna find a babysitter for-

Nigel: TONIGHT!

Bradley starts crying.

Small time skip

Alastor sits next to Bradley, messing with her wrist communicator as soft music starts playing, making Bradley clap and hug Alastor.

Nigel: Final call for operation camp. Let's move out. What's taking them so long?

The rest of Sector V load into the bus. Hoagie carries a heavy seat and grunts.

Kuki: Just put it over there.

Hoagie: Ok.

Hoagie sets down the seat as Kuki places Bradley into it.

Kuki: There you go, snookums. Can you help strap him into the seat?

Hoagie: Sure.

Nigel taps his finger impatiently.

Hoagie: This thing goes here, right?

Kuki: No, no, over here!

Hoagie: What! Then where does this buckle go?

Kuki: Around the other side. Wait.

Nigel: Will you guys-hey! What are you bringing him for? We are going on a mission.

Kuki: Well, I'd love to just go on missions whenever I wanted but I've got other responsibilities now!

Nigel puts his face in his hands and sighs.

Nigel: Numbuh 2, just, just take off. Please!

Hoagie: Alright, alright, we're going already.

Hoagie takes off.

Kuki: Did you bring Bradley's bottle, Numbuh 2?

Hoagie: I thought you were gonna bring it.

Kuki: Oh, so now I have to do everything.

Hoagie: Are you saying I don't do my fair share?

Kuki: Oh just drop it, will you Numbuh 2!

Hoagie: I get no respect and with everything I do. (Kuki imitation) Get this Numbuh 2, get that, Bradley needs a blankey. (Normal voice) One if these days. There! Is that everything?!

Kuki: Well, I don't know, is it?!

Nigel: Can we get a move on?!

Bradley cries.

Kuki: Now look what you did.

Hoagie: Oh nice job, Numbuh 1.

Hoagie flies the ship off.

Nigel: Steady! Numbuh 2!

Nigel falls out of his seat and stands up.

Nigel: Can't you fly this thing straight?

Hoagie is driving with his foot while feeding Bradley in his lap.

Hoagie: Alright, already, you try flying while feeding a baby and see how easy it is.

Nigel: Numbuh 2! Get out if that chair because you are completely useless with that stupid skunk around.

Bradley starts crying.

Kuki: Take that back about Bradley being stupid! You'll hurt his feelings!

Nigel: Hello! It's a skunk! It doesn't have any "feelings"! As far as I can tell, the only thing it can do is be a total menace to this mission.

Bradley sprays skunk spray as Nigel yells and coughs. Causing him to back into the power button.

Nigel: Uh oh.

The bus falls out of the sky and onto Chester. Nigel opens a window, coughing. Wally punches the window open and falls out along with Nigel, Hoagie, Abby, Alastor and Kuki. Nigel pushes Hoagie off him.

Nigel: Get off me! Huh?

Nigel stands up, dusting himself off as he looks at the campers.

Nigel: Ahem. Hello, we are the Kids Next Door and we're here to rescue you.

Nigel smiles.

Camper: Why?

Nigel: Um, well because you've been brainwashed by an evil counselor, who plans to keep you here for all eternity.

Chester: Very good, Numbuh 1. You may have discovered my evil plan to use child labor to produce lanyards and wallets at extremely low prices.

Alastor: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!

Chester: But that doesn't mean that you'll be able to stop me. Campers! Bug juice.

The campers eyes glow green and they stand up.

Campers: Yes, counselor.

Chester: Destroy the Kids Next Door!

Campers: Destroy, Kids Next Door.

The campers pull out homemade whips. The whips get close to Sector V's feet as the gasp.

Nigel: Well, look at the mess now, thanks to your baby.

Kuki: Well, none of this would've happened if you had been nice to Bradley.

Campers: Destroy, Kids Next Door.

Bradley screams, raises his tail and sprays.

Camper: Ew!

The campers fall back.

Alastor: Of course, mephitidaes only spray when they're frightened.

The spray seemingly turned the campers back to normal.

Abby: Bradley's spray stops the brain zapping.

Wally cheers while Nigel face palms.

Nigel: I don't believe it.

Chester runs at Sector V, taking Bradley and laughing.

Hoagie and Kuki: Bradley!

Hoagie and Kuki get lassoed by the homemade whips.

Camper: Destroy-

Wally: Hey! Get your hands off my friends!

Wally's arms get lassoed along with Nigel.

Abby: Numbuh 1!

Abby gets lassoed and pulled back.

Alastor: Get those cheap, plastic, useless whips off my friends, you controlled freaks!

Alastor gets lassoed and pulled toward her friends.

Alastor: Droga. (Dang it).

Sector V struggles with their restraints while Chester laughs and holds Bradley by the tail.

Chester: Without your stinky little skunk, you'll soon be making wallets for me!

Chester laughs while Bradley struggles.

Kuki: Let Bradley go! You're scaring him!

Chester: Oh, I'll let him go. Straight into the lake!

Chester laughs again while Bradley struggles. Growling emits from the forest.

Chester: Who, who's there?

Two rapid skunks come out.

Hoagie and Kuki: Bradley's parents!

Bradley's parents growl and spray everyone, turning the campers back to normal.

Chester: My beautiful plan, ruined! And I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling skunks.

Bradley sprays Chester, who retaliates in disgust.

Chester: My eyes!

Chester drops Bradley, as he scurries to Sector V. Sector V cheers.

Chester: All destroyed!

The next day.

Nigel: Ok, I admit it, I was wrong to yell at you and I apologize, you saved us and are a valued member of the Kids Next Door. So, in gratitude, you are granted the title of honorary Kids Next Door operative, Numbuh 6.

Nigel places a KND medallion on Bradley's neck as Alastor walks up with her head down.

Nigel: Ah! Numbuh 6, I kinda forgot you were here and that that was your codename.

Alastor raises her head and smiles, picking up Bradley.

Alastor: I'll be willing to share my codename with Bradley.

Hoagie: That sounds like a great idea, Numbuh 6!

Wally: But are we gonna call you both Numbuh 6?

Alastor: How about Numbuh 6.5, if Bradley's ok with it?

Bradley hugs Alastor.

Kuki: I think he likes it.

Alastor: Numbuh 6.5 it is. (A/N: Just to be clear, Bradley is Numbuh 6.5, and Alastor is still Numbuh 6).

Nigel: Phew! I was spared! You know, maybe Numbuh 3's right, you are cute.

Bradley sprays as Nigel gags.

End transmission

- Alastor's little sister is mentioned for the first time

- Bradley is the first honorary member of the Kids Next Door, along with the first one that has a decimal as their codename

- After accidentally naming Bradley Numbuh 6, Nigel is seen to be extremely nervous after he sees Alastor, this could have to do that he was afraid that he was going to get injured since he forgot Alastor's code name and gave it to Bradley.