A/N: Heyyyyy! Sorry for not doing Op. MINI-GOLF, I figured it would be a waste of time since Alastor doesn't really do much. Anyway, sorry for not doing it. This chapter was again made by with the help of @BrairRose9810. Please enjoy!!! Author-Chan out!!

Now loading: Kids Next Door mission: Operation A.R.C.T.I.C.

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Nigel: Kids Next Door satellites have discovered an adult research facility near the North Pole, where a lone scientist is near completion of an insidious device. Its purpose, control the earth's weather so that schools never have a school day again. We immediately set off in our snow sub to rendezvous with kids next door operative Numbuh 30c, our mission gain control of the weather control device and reprogram it to make the entire school year one big snow day.

Nigel shakes Numbuh 30c's hand.

Nigel: Numbuh 30c, it's a pleasure to be on a mission with someone so highly recommended by Kids Next Door headquarters.

Numbuh 30c: The pleasure is all mine, Numbuh 1, but are you sure your team is up for this kind of mission? It's pretty dangerous.

Nigel: I'm sure that you'll find our team gravely faces any attempt at adult tyranny no matter how grave the threat or impossible the mission and besides, it's just one scientist. What could one grownup do against the six of us?

Alastor growls.

Nigel: Apologies Numbuh 6, you were being so quiet, I forgot you were here. I mean, the seven of us.

Time skip

Numbuh 30c: Steady as she goes, Numbuh 2, maintain present course and we'll reach the adult facility in a matter of hours.

Hoagie: Aye aye, Numbuh 30c. Numbuh 6, are all the gears lookin' good?

Alastor: As of looks? They look fine to me.

Numbuh 30c: You know, I just haven't a clue about these levers and gadgets. Mind showing some to me, Numbuh 6?

Alastor: Sim (Yeah), that sounds lovely!

Kuki: He's cool.

Wally: Yeah, if you like penguins.

Alastor points at a button.

Alastor: And this button controls the weapons, mainly missiles.

Numbuh 30c: Wow! You're really smart, Numbuh 6. You could probably run this mission.

Alastor blushes and giggles.

Hoagie: So, 30c, what's life like in the Arctic?

Numbuh 30c: Oh, it's just like anywhere else you know, wrestling pack of those big white bears over territory, sleeping on glaciers to keep warm, eating nothing but fish blubber to stay alive. The usual.

Alastor: Wow! I bet if you catch it at the right time, you could skin a polar bear for the fur to keep warm, and eat the remains. Just saying, it probably tastes better than fish blubber.

Numbuh 30c: I'll keep that in mind when I go back.

Alastor: Polar bear fur is pretty warm. I have a blanket made from half polar bear fur, the other half is monkey fur.

Numbuh 30c: Isn't it illegal to own a part of a polar bear?

Alastor shrugs.

Alastor: Probably.

Abby: Man, that guy's like an icy Tarzan.

Hoagie: Yeah, I sure wish I was raised in the Arctic.

Hoagie looks at screen map.

Hoagie: Hey, we just passed the research facility!

Numbuh 30c: Let me see.

Hoagie: I don't understand. I mean, I-

Numbuh 30c: No wonder. You, uh, had the coordinates wrong.

Hoagie chuckles nervously.

Hoagie: Oops.

Nigel looks in a telescope.

Nigel: Oops indeed. So the facility should be right about...there! 30c, you will assume command of the sub and provide cover. Numbuh 2, 5, 6, and 3, come with me. We're going after that device.

Wally: Hey, what about me?!

Nigel: You stay here and help Numbuh 30c, Numbuh 4.

Nigel grabs his coat.

Nigel: Watch that he does. Numbuh 30c is an expert in Arctic warfare. You might learn something.

Nigel opens the floor door and jumps down it.

Abby: Yeah, maybe he could teach you how to be cool.

Abby laughs and jumps down.

Kuki: Be careful, 30c.

Kuki giggles and jumps down. (Alastor's coat when they wear coats)

Alastor: Don't be stupid, and remember, I showed you the bells and whistles.

Alastor jumps down.

Numbuh 30c: Wow, those Numbuhs 3 and 6 are kinda cute, huh?

Wally: What?! Let's just stick to business here, slushball!

Meanwhile with the other operatives, who are cheering and riding the s.k.e.e.b.i.k.e., Nigel sees minestrone missile in binoculars.

Nigel: Uh oh, incoming soup! Evasive action!

Abby: Hang on!

Abby moves the s.k.e.e.b.i.k.e.

Nigel: Ohhh! Is that minestrone?

Hoagie: Come on, Numbuh 5, now watch this.

Hoagie drives the s.k.e.e.b.i.k.e.

Kuki: Whee-ee!

Alastor: (deadpanned voice) Yay.

Hoagie makes s.k.e.e.b.i.k.e. jump and passes the minestrone, cheering.

Nigel: Good work, team. Now let's get that- What?!

Nigel looks in the s.k.e.e.b.i.k.e.'s mirrors, that read missiles in mirror may be closer than they appear, then the missile changes directions.

Nigel: They changed directions!

Nigel grabs a phone.

Nigel: 30c, try intercepting missiles now! 30c, are you there? We need intercepted missiles! Hello? Numbuh 30c?

Small time skip

Sector V except Wally: Whoa!

They fly off s.k.e.e.b.i.k.e. and land in the snow, groaning. Nigel lifts his head up as an evil laugh sounds around him.

Nigel: Get him!

The mystery person runs off while still laughing evilly. Sector V chase after him as fast as they can while in the snow. Nigel grabs the phone again.

Nigel: That scientist is headed for the lab. Fire the torpedo!

The missile is launched as the scientist hides like a turtle, as it changes directions and aims at Sector V.

Nigel: Come on, we're gaining on him!

Sector V except Wally: Huh?

They scream upon seeing the torpedo, knocking off their clothes. Leaving them naked in the snow, desperately trying to cover themselves up. (A/N: Alastor's stance and coverup is the same as Abby's).

Hoagie gets his clothes back on with his team.

Hoagie: Well, at least we know the torpedo works.

Alastor: Uh-huh, sure.

Nigel grabs his phone once again.

Nigel: Code whale! Code whale! We need a code whale!

Sector V except Wally run, screaming, into the ship as the scientist is grabbed and gets thrown into the scoopuh-doome. The scientist gets up, groaning.

Nigel: Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks like we have you and your insidious device right where we want you. So what are you gonna do now?

Numbuh 30c appears on a monitor.

Numbuh 30c: He's gonna leave and finish his research. Stupid Kids Next Door, this man's research will change the world and I can't let you stop that.

Nigel: Numbuh 30c, you double-crossed us?

Alastor: And to think I thought you were cute.

Numbuh 30c changes into Hawaiian style clothes.

Numbuh 30c: Oh come on, my name should have given it away! Numbuh 30c! 30 Celsius?! Duh?! That's like 80 degrees Fahrenheit or something, you dopes!

Abby: Aw, metric stinks!

Alastor: It's actually 86 degrees Fahrenheit.

Numbuh 30c: Shut up, know-it-all!

Kuki: That know-it-all just called you cute.

Numbuh 30c: Wait?! R-R-Really?!

Alastor: Yeah, I thought you were very cute.

Numbuh 30c: W-Well, I-I gave you guys the wrong directions, ignore your cries for help, used your torpedo against and now I'm gonna release the professor and destroy your precious snow sub.

Numbuh 30c gets attacked by Wally.

Alastor: Where did he come from?

Nigel: Way to go, Numbuh 4!

Everyone cheers and almost get shot by a laser. The scientist runs in circles away from the lasers and laughing.

Hoagie: We gotta help Numbuh 4!

Nigel: Quickly, to the bridge!

Sector V runs off. Nigel opens the floor door.

Nigel: Help is here, Numbuh 4! Numbuh 4?

Computer: Initiating self-destruct sequence in five seconds. 4....3....2....1..Bye bye.

The ship explodes as everyone lands in the snow. Wally gets up.

Wally: Why you lousy traitor!

Wally grabs Numbuh 30c by the collar.

Wally: Why'd you do it, Huh? Why?!

Numbuh 30c: I did it for a snow cone!

Wally: A what?

Professor XXXL: not just a snowcone! The perfect snowcone!! Perfect texture, perfect temperature, perfect flavor that doesn't sink to the bottom of the cone! And you idiots have ruined my research! Why?!

Nigel: I, uh, we thought you were building a, uh-

Professor XXXL: What? What could you possibly think I was doing in the middle of the North Pole?!

Nigel: Um, a weather-control device?

Professor XXXL: Oh no, no, that Bob's project. He works just over the hill there.

The professor points to the lab.

End transmission

Trivia

- This is the first time Alastor shows romantic interest in another guy

- It is revealed that Alastor has a blanket that's made from 50% polar bear fur and 50% monkey fur

- Numbuh 30c was right about have a part of a polar bear is illegal, however it only is in Mexico and US (I think) so it could be possible that Alastor got her blanket while she still lived in Brazil