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PIRATES

INVADE

REPOSITORY

AND

TREATS

EXTRACTED

All but Abby are playing a video game, Abby comes in a turns it off, upsetting everyone else.

Abby: Just keep cool, y'all. Because Numbuh 5 says.... it's candy time!

The others cheer and start to eat the candy while Abby looks pleased with herself.

Hoagie: Wow, you're the best, Numbuh 5!

Wally: Your special stash....what's the occasion?

Abby: No occasion, Numbuh 4. Just--

Before Abby could finish, a gum wad is shot at Wally while the others gasp. Wally groans as Nigel walks over.

Nigel: It's a...gumwad.

More gum wads fly through the walls, and onto the kids faces as they duck and scream.

Alastor: Ew, and I hate trying to get gum outta my hair and teeth! Why couldn't they have been expired gum?! They would've been as hard as a rock!

Nigel: Are you trying to have our treehouse get destroyed?!

Turns out the gum wads are coming from the pirate ship, Sweet Revenge, that's docked outside the treehouse.

Captain Stickybeard: Arrgh, that's the spirit! Prepare to board, mateys! Go! Go, go!

The pirates, some with candy cane swords and others swinging on licorice ropes come into the treehouse. Abby kicks her special stash into the back room.

Wally: Little help over here, Numbuh 5!

Abby: I'm on it!

Abby rolls up her sleeve and runs toward the pirates.

Kuki: Pirate fight!

Kuki jumps on one of the pirates backs and cheers. Wally and Abby use boxing glove guns on the pirates.

Wally: Just a little closer....NOW!

Wally and Abby attack the pirates while Hoagie gets ambushed by a pirate coming through the window. Hoagie trips on a candy cane sword, causing him to bump into Wally and Abby, knocking them out. Kuki bounces around, giggling while Alastor stands close to her.

Nigel: Numbuhs 3 and 6, look out!

A pirate lassos the two girls with licorice and puts them with the others. Two fat pirates sit on them and laugh.

Gooey: Treehouse secured, Capitaine!

Captain Stickybeard walks in, his candy cane peg leg has gum stuck on the bottom.

Captain Stickybeard: Brave warriors ye youngin's be, but ye be no match for Stickybeard! The stickiest pirate to ever sail the suburbs.

Stickybeard's crew: Yeah!

Stickybeard: Ah, but enough with the formalities. We'll now be taking all yer candy.

Abby: Take anything, but not the candy.

Stickybeard shoves a hairy lollipop in Abby's mouth.

Stickybeard: Ooh, a fellow sweet tooth, eh? Well, this lolly will be the last bit of candy you'll ever have in this treehouse when Old Stickybeard's done with ye! Snap to it, mateys.

Alastor gags.

Alastor: I love lollipops but I would not eat that lollipop even it was the last food on the entire earth, I'd starve before eating that!

Stickybeard: Lovely. Now-

Alastor: In fact-

Stickybeard shoves a candy cane into Alastor's mouth.

Stickybeard: That outta shut her up, now, where was Stickybeard? Ah yes. The candy!

Pirates: (singing) Candy, candy. Take the candy, Take the candy. Take it all. Candy, candy, take the candy, down to the last sourball.

Stickybeard: Is that all the candy, lads?

Chewy and Gooey salute.

Chewy and Gooey: Oui, mon Capitaine!

Stickybeard: Then let's sail, mateys!

The closet door opens as Abby gasps.

Stickybeard: Aye? What's this? So, you thought you could outsmart Ol' Stickybeard, did ya? When I said I was taking all yer candy, I meant it!

Stickybeard laughs and grabs Abby's special stash.

Abby: No!

Abby throws everyone off her.

Abby: There's no way I'm letting go of my special stash of candy.

Stickybeard: As you wish, my sweet tooth maiden. I'll take ye both, and don't the rest of ye be trying to follow us! Or you'll never unwrap a lolly with your friend again.

Stickybeard grabs a hairy lollipop from his beard and sucks on it.

Stickybeard: Ooh, Limealicious!

Alastor gags.

Alastor: How can you eat that, it has capillum follicles from your integumentary system?

Everyone but Alastor: Huh?

Alastor: Pieces of hair from your scalp.

Stickybeard: Aaaah, put a cork in it, lassie!

He leaves with Abby and all of Sector V's candy.

Nigel: Numbuh 5!

Alastor: Come back here with our Numbuh 5!

The ship starts to sail off.

Sector V except Abby: Come back! Come back!

Time skip

(Alastor's pirate outfit)

Wally flys the treehouse turned pirate ship while Nigel gives directions and Alastor supervises. All of them wearing pirate outfits.

Nigel: Take her down, Numbuh 4!

Kuki: Hi, pirates!

Alastor swings her right arm back and forth.

Alastor: Yo ho yo ho, the pirates life for me!

Stickybeard: Sugar me timbers, we're under attack! Prepare to repel boarders!

Sector V boards Stickybeard's ship.

Nigel: Kids Next Door, attack!

Stickybeard's crew grabs candy cane swords and run to the kids.

Nigel: Give it up, we've got you surrounded.

A pirate shoots a lollipop cannon as Sector V except Abby loses their balance. Kuki throws a pack of gum balls as the pirates eat them off the floor. Meanwhile, Wally fights with two pirates.

Pirate: Arrgh! Give it up, Junior.

Wally blows a bubble from bubblegum in their faces as it surrounds the area, trapping the pirates. While, Alastor is being surrounded by pirates.

Pirates: Ye seem scared, lassie?

Pirates laugh while Alastor pulls out suckers from her pockets.

Alastor: Who wants a confectionary treat full of sucrose, corn syrup, artificial flavoring along with sugar?!

The pirates look at her and each other confused while Alastor sighs in annoyance.

Alastor: A lollipop.

The pirates nod eagerly while Alastor throws the lollipops.

Alastor: Go get them!

The pirates scramble to grab the lollipops.

Alastor: Only where I'm from, they're not called lollipops. They're called suckers.

The lollipops explode corn syrup, sticking the pirates together, as Alastor laughs.

Alastor: Looks like it wasn't only the candy that were suckers!

Now, with Nigel.

Nigel: Numbuh 2, grab the wheel of the ship!

Nigel and a pirate engage in a candy cane sword fight. Hoagie fights Chewy and Gooey for the wheel.

Time skip

The ship crashed into a schoolhouse, spilling the candy, Sector V and the pirates everywhere, while the children watch.

Schoolchildren: Candy!

They run toward the ship and start eating the candy.

Abby: Chow down, kids.

She pops a gum ball in her mouth.

The children start eating the candy off the pirates (A/N: How unsanitary and nasty) while Abby shakes her head.

Hoagie: Numbuh 5, are you alright?

Abby: Feelin' sweet, baby. Feelin' sweet!

End transmission

Trivia

- The saying that Alastor says when they're first in the pirate outfits is a reference to the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney.

- This is the first episode Alastor says something scientific, which is a continuity. She also doesn't say anything in Portuguese

- This is the first time Alastor gags when she sees something that she deems as gross, which will have a continuity.

- Alastor mentions that the gumwads should've been expired since they would harder, however gum doesn't exactly expire, it just becomes hard, brittle and less flavorful over time (thanks for coming to my TedTalk)