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Principal: Parent-Teacher Organization of Eradicating Youngsters, attack!

The Principal flies toward the treehouse, but screams and gets shot down by lasers. Nigel opens a door.

Nigel: Code red! The Treehouse is under attack! Kids Next Door, battle stations!

Wally holds an electrical S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.

Wally: I'll take care of those study-happy sickos!

Mad Dad crashes through window behind Wally, holding a failed test.

Mad Dad: Mad Dad Mad! You get bad report card, again!

Mad Dad lunges at Wally but gets knocked back by S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.

Wally: And that ain't my report card, ya nut!

Kuki holds teddy bear shooter and Alastor holds book launcher.

Kuki: Plug us in, Numbuh 5!

Abby plugs in two cords.

Abby: Power is on.

Kuki aims shooter at the flying Terrible Tutor.

Terrible Tutor: You cannot defeat the Terrible Tutor!

Kuki shoots down the textbooks thrown by the Terrible Tutor with teddy bears and Alastor shoots books at the Terrible Tutor and they explode.

Alastor: Got ya guys!

Heli-Teacher flies in.

Kuki: Numbuh 2, the Heli-Teacher's all yours!

Hoagie gives a thumbs up and launches a bone at the Heli-Teacher that was in his mouth that does nothing. Hoagie gasps as the Heli-Teacher flies closer.

Heli-Teacher: Your aim is as bad as your schoolwork!

She laughs as Abby blasts her chair with a laser weapon.

Hoagie and Kuki stand next to the hole where the Heli-Teacher fell through but jump out of the way as Midwestern Mom jumps through it. Her face turning red.

Midwestern Mom: Naughty children make Midwestern Mom angry!

Nigel: Energi-hugeic fly swatter, fire!

Nigel's machine produces rotating fly swatters, hitting Midwestern Mom in the face and causing her to fall in the middle of the Parent-Teacher Organization of Eradicating Youngsters.

Principal: Retreat!

The screaming members of the Parent-Teacher Organization of Eradicating Youngsters run away. While Sector V stands in their treehouse.

Nigel: You heard the man!

Hoagie: Yeah, we kicked butt!

Nigel: Numbuh 2! What is this?

Nigel points at Hoagie's slingshot, while Hoagie stands sweating and visibly nervous.

Hoagie: Um, a rubber band food flinger?

Nigel: A rubber band food flinger?! Are you kidding me?! Our super amazing Treehouse, supreme center of our 2x4 technology, is home to an inexhaustible power supply. And all you can think to make is a big rubber band?! Come on.

Alastor: Aren't you head of 2x4 technology?

Hoagie: Aren't you 2x4 assistant technologist?

Alastor widens her eye then closes it.

Alastor: Touché Monsieur Technologist.

Nigel grabs Hoagie's ear and leads his team to the power supply, which is a bunch of hamsters on exercise wheels.

Nigel: Behold, the central power core! The most massive power source in the world! Generated by thousands upon thousands of scurrying hamsters! Oh, it's so beautiful!

A hamster stops running and puts on a sombrero, jumping off his wheel and running off as the others follow suit.

Alastor: Hamster flood.

Nigel: Huh? What's going on? Where are you all going?! Stop! My precious power source! Who did this?

Kuki skips up.

Kuki: (sing song voice) I did!

Nigel: What?

Kuki: They were tired, silly! Hamsters work so hard. They need a vacation! Hamster holiday! Fun for all!

The lights go out as everyone looks up.

Kuki: Yay, scary party!

Alastor: Scary?! I live for apavorante (scary)!

Alastor laughs.

Ella's POV

The Delightful Children sit at a desk above the Toiletnator.

Delightful Children: Thank you for coming, Mr. Toiletnator, but you're not the type of villain we're looking for.

Bruce almost presses a red button until interrupted by the Toiletnator.

Toiletnator: Wait! I can do other stuff!

The Toiletnator is launched into the roof, that breaks on impact as a roll of toilet paper goes by the Delightful Children.

Delightful Children: Next!

The door begins to crumble with a loud bang, a door slams open to Gramma Stuffum, who's breaking the door.

Gramma Stuffum: Oo, you are childrens! And so skinny are you! Gramma Stuffum make you snack of liverwurst and cheese casserole!

Gramma Stuffum throws a spoonful of casserole onto the floor as it grows into a monster, that casts a shadow over the Delightful Children.

Delightful Children: But we've already eaten!

Gramma Stuffum: Nonsense! You are so very skinny!

The casserole monster comes face to face with the Delightful Children.

Delightful Children: But if we eat all your delicious food, there won't be any for those poor, starving Kids Next Door.

Gramma Stuffum: Starving?

Delightful Children: They're famished, and they live right next door.

The Delightful Children laugh as Gramma Stuffum turns around to the treehouse visible by a hole in the wall.

Gramma Stuffum: Liver! Onions!

Her food minions run up to her as the liver salutes.

Liver: Yes, Gramma!

Gramma Stuffum: It is time to prepare a feast!

Gramma Stuffum and her minions leave while the Delightful Children look at each other, smiling evilly.

Alastor's POV

Abby and Alastor are telling Kuki scary stories, holding flashlights.

Abby: But little did she know, that the spooky, spooky Treehouse ghost was really... me!

Alastor: And the spooky treehouse ghost ate all the candy, without, SHARING!

Abby and Alastor shine their flashlights on their faces while Kuki shines hers on her face.

Kuki: Eee! Spooky ghost! Yay!

Hoagie and Wally jump in with flashlights.

Hoagie: You cannot escape me!

Hoagie and Wally battle with their flashlights like lightsabers, making sound effects as Nigel pops up.

Nigel: Would you guys quit fooling around?! This is serious. No hamsters, no power. We're defenseless!

Abby: I wonder what hamsters do on vacation.

Alastor: Probably just be hamsters.

Shows hamsters having a beach party. Back to treehouse.

Nigel: No power! That means no electro-repulsive defense whip, no mega-voltage soup can laser, no defenses!

Abby: Oh, relax. What's the worst that could happen?

Nigel: What could happen?!

Wall breaks to Gramma Stuffum as Nigel looks up and points at her.

Nigel: That could happen!

Alastor: Never jinx us again.

Gramma Stuffum: Ah, look at all this skinny childrens! You need to eat! Und nothing fattens up like good, yucky, healthy food! Und that one was right about you being cute!

Gramma Stuffum pinches Alastor's cheek as Alastor widens her eye.

Alastor: Which one said I was cute?

Gramma Stuffum: One with a dark face, all I could see was his eyes. I bet he would like you even more if you were fattened up.

Alastor groans.

Alastor: That kid is too obsessed with me.

Abby: Not as much as you are with him.

Alastor blushes.

Alastor: NO I'M NOT!

Gramma Stuffum throws four spoonful of a spinach dish as they grow into monsters.

Nigel: Ugh, spinach.

Alastor: Gross.

Wally: Bah, just a bunch of cruddy food. These guys are mine!

Wally kicks the head off two spinach monsters.

Wally: Heh, they ain't so tough... uh oh.

The heads grow back.

Liver: Leaf that kid!

One of the spinach monsters forces itself down Wally's throat, while Kuki gets chased by some meat and Hoagie happily eats. Kuki giggles and grabs her teddy bear shooter to find it doesn't work due to the hamsters vacation.

Kuki: Hey! ...Uh oh.

Kuki chokes on the meat that jumps down her throat. A cheese monster approaches Nigel.

Nigel: Stay back you giant cheese-monster thing! I've got an energizing gihugeic fly swatter, and I'm not afraid to use it--

Nigel tried to push a button on the fly swatter as it doesn't work, while the cheese monster runs him over. Another cheese monster spits condiments at Abby.

Abby: Looks like Numbuh 5's gonna have to grill your cheese.

Abby tries and fails to use her laser gun.

Abby: Aw, man.

Abby gasps as the monster nears her but Hoagie comes up and eats it.

Hoagie: Oh, this is fun!

An assortment of food drops in front of Alastor as she jumps and front flips off of Gramma Stuffum's shoulder, grabbing her book launcher.

Alastor: You're going out with a bang, Granny!

Alastor tries to fire book launcher as it fails.

Alastor: (sarcastic) Fantástico (Fantastic).

Alastor gags as food jumps down her throat.

Liver: Catch her before she runs all that fat off!

Brussels Sprouts: Sir, we've got a problem.

Hoagie continues eating the food monsters.

Hoagie: Bonzai!

Hoagie jumps into food, eating it from the inside out.

Liver: We can't stop an appetite like that! Get rid of him!

Brussels Sprouts: Yes, sir!

The Brussels Sprouts roll out as Hoagie chases some mushroom dishes.

Hoagie: Come to Numbuh 2! Whoa!

A Brussels sprout trips Hoagie as he hits Kuki, Wally, and Abby, and flys down an open door staircase. Nigel, Kuki, and Alastor are being force fed spinach.

Nigel: This food is disgusting!

Alastor: And I'm getting full!

Gramma Stuffum: But children, it's time for the second course, so eat!

Alastor gags.

Alastor: Second course? how many courses are there?!

Alastor groans.

Gramma Stuffum: However many it takes to make you childrens nice and fat!

Gramma Stuffum releases more food monsters as Wally stumbles to his feet.

Wally: Bring it on, Granny! A little snack won't stop us!

Nigel poked his head out of food.

Nigel: Kids Next Door, attack!

Sector V except Hoagie attack the food. They fight successfully as a dark shadow looms over them, having more pile on them. Sector V land in a pile, fat and groaning.

Kuki: Oh, my belly hurts...

Nigel: So fat, so sleepy...

Gramma Stuffum: Good! Pleasantly plump und with your grandmother, you should be! Eh? What is it?

Liver: There's only five here! One has escaped!

Gramma Stuffum's face starts to turn red.

Gramma Stuffum: What?! Find him now!

Hoagie: Ahem!

Hoagie comes up from stairs, shirtless, armed with condiments, a whisk, and a meat tenderizer.

Hoagie: It's snack time, Fraulein!

Abby: "Snack time, Fraulein"? You've got to be kiddin'.

Gramma Stuffum: Feed the skinny one! Stuff him with yucky food!

Hoagie jumps, eating her gross food.

Gramma Stuffum: Meat pie brigade, attack!

Hoagie catches two in each hand.

Hoagie: Hi, guys.

Hoagie eats the pies but gets jumped by other food.

Gramma Stuffum: Yes, the feast has only just begun!

Hoagie: Uh oh!

Hoagie gets jumped by more food as his friends gasp, but he fights through the food and collapses, exhausted.

Hoagie: No more food...

Gramma Stuffum laughs.

Gramma Stuffum: Liver, I think the childrens are ready for dessert!

Liver salutes.

Liver: Yes, Gramma! Desserts, forward march!

The onion minions laugh but nothing happens.

Liver: Desserts?

A hole is revealed in the treehouse, where the dessert's being eaten by the hamsters.

Liver: We're having hamsters for dessert?

Gramma Stuffum: Hamsters? Don't be so silly. I made the gorilla pie-- hamsters?!

After finishing the dessert, the hamster run into the treehouse and eat the rest of the food.

Gramma Stuffum: Ah! Disgusting, nasty rodents! Oh, they are everywhere! Attack! Attack! Get rid of them!

Liver hides with the onions as they get surrounded by hamsters.

Liver: It's no use! We're surrounded!

Gramma Stuffum: I can't cook like this!

Gramma Stuffum and her minions fall in front of the rubber band slingshot. Hoagie notices this and crawls over to them.

Hoagie: We've had enough of your gross, slimy cooking, lady! So, I'm sending this dish back to the kitchen!

Wally face palms.

Abby: "Sending it back to the--"? Come on, man!

Hoagie launches Gramma Stuffum and her minions away

Ella's POV

Gramma and her minions crash into the roof of the Delightful Mansion and fall in front of the Delightful Children as they stare at her.

Gramma Stuffum: Childrens! Granny's back!

A giant monster grows behind her and jumps on the desk.

Delightful Children: No, really! We just ate!

The Delightful Children scream as the monster surrounds them.

End transmission

Trivia

- When Gramma Stuffum and Alastor have their first interaction, it is implied that Lenny told Gramma that Alastor was cute.

- This is the first appearance of the recurring weapon, book launcher.

- The nickname Alastor calls Hoagie, Touché Monsieur Technologist, is a reference to the Tom and Jerry episode, The Two Mouseketeers

- It is revealed the Alastor is also the 2x4 assistant technologist