Meh...

I can't sleep...

Hmm...

How can Ibuki be of help...

...Hmmm...

Dah!

Lightbulb!

EHEEHEEHEEHEE Aizakku Will never see it coming!!!~

I'm running out of ideas to welcome myself to the morning.

Ding Dong!

Ibuki: Hello! Aizakku! Good nom-nom-noming!

I smirked. I've heard it several times but the way she does it always puts a smile on my face.

Aizakku: Hey Ibuki. You must be full of energy if you beat me to leave your room.

Ibuki: Teeheehee~! That's because Ibuki snuck out and arranged some things with a few people.

Aizakku: Huh?

Ibuki: Shhh. Ibuki said nothing~! *Giggle*

Aizakku: I'm just gonna be concerned on the inside but still pretend like you aren't plotting anything bad.

Ibuki: It's not bad! You just think that all Ibuki does music and compliment girl bods!

Aizakku: To be fair, you do seem to have the most fun when doing those two activities. and it's not like you have anywhere to play the wandering game since you've seen the whole place already.

Ibuki: I-... OK, yeah. No comment. But don't worry! Even if it's to boost Ibuki's ego of some kind, Ibuki always makes sure that everyone who's involved has fun! Now then, Ibuki's got the munchies! Cmon, let's go eat! Kirumi's food is fantastic!

Aizakku: I'll be right there. I still need to change outta my PJs

Ibuki: Ooh~ You look wholesome in that elf hoodie onsie~ Or is that Freddie Kroger...?

Aizakku: Heh heh! I'll be honest I brought this with me under my actual clothing

Ibuki: WHAT?! Weren't you hot?!

Aizakku: According to you? Yes.

I couldn't stop laughing at the face Ibuki made for walking into yet another one of my sneaky pickup lines.

Ibuki looked so triggered but it was one of those faces when she's trying to pout like she's a tsundere but can't because she totally isn't and does the whole "whatever you do, don't smile. Don't giggle don't laugh" and then the laughter is contagious.

Ibuki: Gah! C'mere!

She leaned into peck my cheek because she didn't know what to do.

Ibuki: You May think Ibuki's flustering because she's trying to hide. but Nah It's just pure love that makes someone blush. Ibuki's proud of her significant other!

Aizakku: Just go eat. I'll be right there.

As I was getting dressed I was having a tough time deciding what to do as far as hanging out with people. I'm not as fond of this castor have much knowledge of their relations with each other.

Especially people like Kirumi, Ryoma, Rantaro, and Kaede. People who have barely any backstory or ways to relate with them or any character development that seems completed.

As I left my room a certain laugh welcomed me

Kokichi: Nee hee hee! Morning sleepyhead~!

I snickered. I hated the guy but I wanted to show at least a little respect for the guy.

Aizakku: Morning Kokichi You seem to be waiting for something.

Kokichi: Aww~ Ya got me. and here I thought that I'd be able to surprise you.

Aizakku: Hey, I'm no mind reader. What have you got for me?

Kokichi: Well, I DID say I had plans to spend time with you last night. Although I'll admit. that was a half-lie.

Aizakku: Oh great I have to worry about half lies?

Kokichi: Hey don't worry about it. Just between you and me I only half lie on a rare occasion I 50/50 tell the truth and tell lies.

Aizakku: I see... And how do I know you aren't lying about that? Do I just go on instincts or is there some sort of ?

Kokichi: Tell...? hmm... I guess you could say that... However, I'm been practicing lying for so long, you're gonna die before you find my tell.

Aizakku: That can either be really quick or really long.

Kokichi: True. And who knows? Maybe, I'll tell you one day.

Aizakku: So what's your half lie?

Kokichi: I was telling the truth that I was wanting to spend time with you. However, I lied that I had plans for today. I had no idea what to do?

Aizakku: Well Ibuki said that she and a few people had planned a surprise for me or something

Kokichi: Nono! I wanna hang out with YOU! Everyone else here is boring!

Aizakku: You could be the party basher~

Kokichi: When you put it like that... count me in!

As I walked in Kaito came up to me.

Kaito: Hey! Good morning!

Aizakku: Ah, Morning Kaito.

Kaito: How'd ya sleep? Didja sleep well?

Aizakku: Not too bad.

Kaito: That's good to hear.

He leaned down and wrapped an arm around me.

Aizakku: Whoa!

Kaito: Hey so After breakfast I've invited some people to check out that casino for the first time. You wanna join us?

Aizakku: Me? uhhh I'm not sure about gambling...

Kaito: You don't have to gamble. There are probably more than some stupid slot machines in there! Whaddaya say?

Aizakku: Heh. Alright. I suppose it's a bonding experience.

Kaito: That's what I like to hear! Meet me outside after breakfast.

****

How the hell did I get here.

Ryoma Miu Rantaro Shuichi and Kokichi all laugh at Kaito

Kaito: Damnit! This thing is rigged.

Aizaku: *sigh* I hate seeing you in pain You got one more Coin left?

Kaito: Yeah here.

I told the coin and placed it in the machine.

Aizakku: You know these things are just ever so better than vending machines right?

I turned the knob and kicked the machine and immediately coins started spilling out.

Aizakku: Knock yourself out. I gotta go see Ibuki. She's been trying to get me to do something since breakfast. and she just won't lay off something once it's in her mind.

Kokichi: Hey why don't I go with you~?

I almost gagged the way he said that. But I couldn't let him know Ibuki and I were dating.

Aizakku: Alright fine.

as we walked Kokichi had to discuss Ibuki.

Kokichi so what's gotten your attention with Duocorn?

Aizakku: What you mean Ibuki?

Kokichi: That's it I can never remember her name.

Aizakku: I mean she's got cool aesthetics she's into music and we have many things in common.

Kokichi: Hmmm...? Is that it?

Alright, he's prying info out of me... I gotta choose my words carefully.

Kokichi: You seem to be hanging around with that girl ever since we got stuck here. Is she your little sister?

Aizakku: Nani? No.

Kokichi then... she must be your

Aizakku: ... Ahhh I remember watching that pokemon movie.

Kokichi's eyes were wide.

Kokichi: Whaaaat?! you managed to guess that in 2 lines?

Aizakku: I'm a big pokemon person. you?

Kokichi: I'll admit at first I thought it was boring and very cringe and it was just a kids' game. buuuut.. lowkey It's kinda fun strategizing a team. I just wish I had more of a challenge.

Aizakku you've never played from hacks have you?

Kokichi Ooh from hacks. No, I haven't but they sound fun.

Aizakku: Next time you get onto a computer you'd best be downloading white 2 Kaizo.. a much more challenging version of white 2

(when level 5 patrat has hypnosis and they don't mention which pokemon they send out)

Kokichi: Cool. I'll try to keep that in mind.

Nice. I got the question off his mind.

Kokichi: Soooo you never answered my question.

Aizakku: Oh look We're here. What's Ibuki up to this ti-

Kokichi: ...

Aizakku: ...

Ibuki: Why helloooo~! Welcome to the pool room!

Tenko: Hey, I thought you said you WEREn't inviting the males!!

Ibuki: Oh come on! It's Aizakku! He's the most trustworthy male I know!

Tenko: One day you'll regret that... And why is Kokichi here?

Kokichi: I came in my own free will. Neeheehee. Aizakku was very antsy about leaving the casino to see what was cooking up in here and I got intrigued.

I looked around and I couldn't believe it. Ibuki had somehow managed to get a hose out of my box and was using it to fill up the pool.

Ibuki: Teeheehee~! Ibuki's preparing a swim party for everyone!

She leaned close to my ear and whispered.

Ibuki: This is so you can gain hope fragments with everyone at once.

Aizakku: Did you think of this last night?!

Ibuki: As a matter of fact, yes!

Tenko: OH HELL NO!!! I was not told about any of this!! I'm not gonna let some Disgusting Man try to eye down us girls!

Aizakku: ...

Tenko: YOU! Why are you so silent?!

Aizakku: Bruh, do you know how teenagers work? People randomly get horny. It works for both all genders. There's no escape unless you're ace and even then they still get urges to get off when they want. It's part of maturity and there's no cure because we need love to gain relationships.

Tenko: Gh! W-what would you know!? You're just a male!

Aizakku: a male who is a complete virgin. Not to mention an innocent bean when it comes to relationships. I just go by what I was taught in school.

Tenko: Right you're just saying that so you can take advantage of women. That's what all males do.

Aizakkku: ...huh... interesting...

Tenko what?

Aizakku: I've met some feminists but I've never seen anyone this bad... Even Mahiru was forgiving once she realized not all men weren't as lazy as her dad.

Tenko:...

Aizakku: Not trying to trigger you or anything... but were you perhaps assaulted by a man at a young age?

Tenko: W-WHAT?!

Aizakku: You keep saying all men do is fuck women. Judging by that You've grown up without a father (possibly divorce) and a strict mom who never let you out of the house. One day you had enough and you snuck outside and that very night you got raped by some random dude. Ever since then you've been so traumatized you swore to never interact with men ever again and learn neo aikido just you prevent men from pulling that again.

Kokichi: ...

Ibuki: ...

Tenko: ...

Aizakku: Hold the fuck up did I just pull a sherlock holmes and discombobulate yall?

everyone nodded.

Tenko: ...How... How did you figure that out with just a few insults...

Aizakku: toxic people tend to not hide their political views.

Tenko: Since when did this get political?!?!

Aizakku: Right when you said "Right. You're just saying that so you can take advantage of women. That's what all males do."

Tenko: So?

Aizakku: So gay or ace men don't exist in your world? Must be nice.

Tenko: Wait WHAT?!

Aizakku: Simply put, your statement is homophobic and therefore a political belief.

Tenko put her hands to her mouth.

Aizakku: Now I couldn't care less about homophobia, being a straight cis male. However, I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure you had a Bi Bitch and a Gay Bastard heard you say that loud and clear.

Tenko: Wait... That's not...

Aizakku: And judging by your hatred toward males I assume that you yourself are a lesbian?

Tenko: ... I... yes?

Aizakku: Oppressing your own community? Not cool Tenko...

Tenko: B-but...

Aizakku: Also You think Women are far superior to men correct? Well, then what's your opinion on trans people. because by being a toxic feminist you'd hate trans females for having biological male DNA in their system and you'd be pissed and trans men for the biological women for believing they are men. Conclusion, Transphobic.

Tenko: N-no... I'm not...

Aizakku: You aren't? Really? Then of course you wouldn't mind us having a fun day in the pool regardless of what gender participates, right????

Tenko: ...Fine...

Kokichi: Holy shit... you fucking killed her...

Aizakku: Eh you're welcome for supporting your community I don't do that often. Count yourself lucky.

Kokichi: I'd like to know how you thought of our sexualities in a week. That was cool.

Aizakku: The constant flirting with me ain't obvious enough?

Kokichi: Aw shucks. You got me.

Ibuki: Well then We're going to have a great amount of fun! So Ibuki's going to invite everyone!

Kokichi All right! Let's party people! Woo!

finally, the bastard is out of my presence I hate acting to my 100% precise

Ibuki brought everyone to the pool and we did all sorts of shit. Everyone was surprised that Ibuki thought to use the box to bring out a hose (which defies literally everything.) and I ended up gaining a hope fragment for everyone.

*****

Aizakku: WEll damn that was something. Thanks for that Ibuki. I would not have come up with this.

Ibuki: Ehehe~ No problem!

I escorted Ibuki back to her dorm and we called it a night.