《RTTE watches HTTYD》(4)What the Fuck is Gobber Doing!
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"Why do the children want to get hurt!" Nobody could answer Mala as they too were wondering the same thing, except for Dagur of course.
Everyone frowned. Dagur was even playing with his dagger, somehow.
'Dagur is getting some serious older brother protectiveness right now. I bet that he will try to kidnap Hiccup just to get him to sign adoption papers.' Shadow mused
"I find Hiccup better company than any of the other riders," Viggo stated with everyone who had properly met Hiccup nodding in agreement
"Not true, the dragons would go after the weakest looking or smelling one first so that they can focus on the more dangerous ones without the worry of a sneak attack. It has happened many times which is usually why we look as tough as we possibly can." The others, even Viggo, looked surprised at Ryker's comment; it was probably the most he had ever spoken in a long time.
But this also made everyone look incredulously at Gobber for saying that.
"Don't tell him to stop saying useful information! If he had to say something tell him to not yell it while he is talking. That information can be used to help them survive!" Thork was the one who yelled know, which again surprised everyone as they are pretty sure he has never spoken before this.
"What! He's not going to tell them what they should do first or to study the dragons before fighting them!" Thork was again making an entrance on how bad Gobber is at teaching. Everyone was again looking at him, surprised he was speaking but silently agreed with him.
"That is no way to learn! What if they die!" Now even Mala was looking at Thork weirdly for yelling at the screen, he doesn't speak much after all.
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"After. That's after Hiccup, but it's good you acknowledge that you're going to need one after." Viggo said this with a sarcastic smile that had everyone but Ryker looking weirdly at him, he does know his brother after all.
"Why wouldn't they be in one place! It's their first lesson for Thor's sake!" Nobody commented on Dagur's exclamation, he has already been proven a very protective 'brother' during this.
"Sexists," Thork said nothing of Mala's mutter.
Throk once again ignores Mala as she smiled
"Why was there ammunition in the ring for the dragon!" Everyone was annoyed by Gobber and his teaching habits.
"Oh Great! a chance for everyone to get hurt!" Dagur said this with a roll of his eyes. But Viggo noticed something.
"Yes, good, stay there!" Everyone could agree with the statement, at least Hiccup was doing his best to survive and knew he couldn't do the things everyone else was doing.
"Not the time idiot." Throk once again broke in, as he knows very well because of Mala that one does not distract aggressive females when they are trying to do something.
"He deserved that." Throk once again put in, it was better than the aggressive female getter her hands on him.
Everyone was on the 'edge' of their seats as it was clear that Hiccup was in danger
Everyone relaxes. What? they're not the type of people to let out big sighs of relief.
"Then why didn't the Nightfury?" Dagur voiced the unasked question.
"Did you also see that until the Gronkle saw hiccup it aimed for the shields, not the people? It could have easily gotten a shot off and critically injured one of the kids." Everyone pondered this and realized Vigoo was right.
"Maybe we'll finally see what Hiccup sees in the creatures." Everyone turned to Dagur at his suggestion.
"What, we are clearly seeing this from before Berk got all dragon friendly, so it's likely we'll see how and why." Everyone looked back at the screen with this possible revelation, eager to see what happened to Berk. For the Grimborns case, Hiccup.
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