《Httyd Memes》51
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The one Player
Jacob, an avid Minecraft player in his free time, touched that damn mirror that looked so much like an End portal. And portalled away he was, because the next thing he knew, blue boxes were everywhere he looked. He could craft items, he could roam around. He could enjoy life! With his extensive knowledge of the game, of the mods, of the playstyle... He knew that he would thrive here, in a world so similar to the virtual one where he had spent so many hours of his life.
8 119A Fool's Journey, or the Vagrancies of a Man in Exotic Lands
What does a sad bastard do when fate, literally, decides to throw him into a fantasy world? Solon just wanted to lead a normal life; work, share some pizza with friends, work, play some videogames or read something, work, maybe sleep?, work... Pretty much the usual, rinse and repeat. It was far from perfect, but life was nicely boring and comfy enough. Truth be told, he had hoped it would go on forever, or until he got married, or until the apocalypse finally decided to bring an end to everything. As far as he could tell, though, the former was about as likely as the latter; not very. And perhaps even somewhat related, if it ever came to it. Unfortunately, he saw himself involved in some sort of cosmic fart that screwed him over, brutally severing his life-plan. Or, maybe, would it be more suitable to say that Fate had other plans? Sure, he's yet to find out exactly what those plans might be, but, at the very least, they do seem to involve him being shoved into another world, fighting off a couple of horrendous creepers, and -almost- an accidental liaison with a baboon. Needless to say, the job doesn't come with dental care, and death seems more likely than retirement... Yep, when he got yoinked out of Earth, there were no princesses waiting for him, no sexy goddesses, and no severe Gandalf-wannabes! Heck, not even a bunch of demonic cultists! All he got for the trouble was a bunch of snarky windows and the honest desire to punch whatever bastard happens to be behind the smug System. Well, that, and a few forced trips to the so-called Tower of Ascension. Not exactly what he would have expected but, on the plus side, he does get to do some magic. Though, not quite the wand-waving kind. Whatever. One thing’s patently clear, though, he’s certainly not the chosen one, nor the summoned hero, nor the Savior. If anything, he himself might be in need of some saving... Just what kind of fool does the System take him for? Please do consider the tags. Also, 'Strong Lead' here means weak to strong, over a decent amount of time, not op from the very beginning. Things to expect: decent grammar, cheeky goats. Things not to expect: Harems, a decent sense of fashion.
8 197Surviving Babel
Welcome to Babel, Player! Congratulations on being chosen. Prepare for a realm of endless adventure, excitment, riches, and glory! Babel is committed to seeing you succeed in all your pursuits no matter what they will be. Your friendly, one-of-a-kind Moderator will always be waiting and watching, ready to assist whenever you need it! Gain levels, earn fortunes, master godlike powers, and traverse an endless expanse of realms ranging from the age of dinasours to domains of galactic empires! Not even the stars are the limit! Once again, welcome! Now that's enough talking. Jump on in and begin exploring Babel! *Please note that BABEL Inc. is not liable for any psychological, emotional, or physical trauma incurred during your service inside or outside Babel. You hereby accept Babel's authority in the decision and execution of appropriate punishment toward Players failing to meet their agreed agendas and contracts. Continued failure to meet agreed standards will result in termination.
8 187Offline ✉ zauren
''oops, it looks like the person you're trying to reach has been offline for a while. We'll deliver your message as soon as they connect again.'' ― © itshannaboo
8 72Wrong number kid
Just a classic wrong number story ----Y/n lives with her abusive father *cough* sperm donor *cough* and brother. She accidentally texts the Tony Stark and of course she has no idea because she is y/n after all. ----Just saying that this is my first avengers and texting fic but I'll try my best. Also I don't own any of the avengers obviously, just y/n and her two friends from school.I only own y/n the rest don't belong to me obviously.-----Also this might be triggering for some people so um it's up to you if you actually read it--UNDER EDITING :))( if i get around to it)
8 199kalego x reader oneshots
Meet the unfunny person who is me shawty
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