Jiraiya was currently drinking sake with a smile on his face. His face was also flushed, as he was a woman leaning on him while sitting on a couch.

"Oh my, Mr. Jiraiya, you really saved all those people?" the very beautiful woman asked, pressing her breasts against the old man's arms.

"Yeahahaha! You bet I did baby! I even put out the fire while I was at it!" Jiraiya raised his sake dish into the air, his smile getting even bigger.

"You're such a heroic man, Mr. Jiraiya,"

"Please, please, just call me Jiraiya! Mr. Jiraiya makes me sound old," Jiraiya put his sake dish on the table in front of him, leaning closer into the woman, looking down into her massive cleavage that was being revealed from her dress. The woman giggled, leaning forward while grabbing the nearby sake bottle and pouring more into the dish for the sage.

"You really know how to treat a man, lady! Bahahaha!"

"Thank you, I try my best," the woman replied as Jiraiya pulled his dish to his lips.

"Ahh, that hits the spot... for some reason, it's sweeter when you pour it. You know anything about that, sweetheart?" Jiraiya questioned, making the woman blush.

"I-I dunno, maybe?" the woman began to stutter, still blushing. Jiraiya smirked as he reached into his robes and pulled a photo out.

"Listen, I'm sorry to ask you this all of a sudden, but you wouldn't have happened to see something like this around, would ya?" Jiraiya asked, showing the woman the photo.

"No, I'm sorry. I haven't," the woman replied, looking a bit sad. She handed the photo back to him, the ladder putting it back into his robe.

"That's too bad... but such a cute girl like you makes that a bit less disappointing," Jiraiya then pulled out a thousand Ryo and set it on the table, "I best be going... but before I do, how's about a goodbye kiss?"

"Are you sure?" the woman asked as Jiraiya leaned in closer

"Trust me, babe, I'll even throw in an extra 500," he replied, throwing the exact amount on the table

"Hmm, that's actually pretty expensive for a kiss,"

"Hey, it's my money. I choose what I want to do with it," Jiraiya smirked as he leaned in, his eyes closed as he was getting ready to kiss her. The woman blushed as she too leaned in for the kiss. But before they could...

*POOF*

"W-What?" the woman gasped in shock as Jiraiya had disappeared in smoke, nowhere to be seen.

Jiraiya wasn't expecting the woman's lips to be so big. They were large and plump... and a bit... slimy? He then opened his eyes to find himself kissing a large pair of orange lips, 'Oh no!' he thought as he pulled out of the kiss and saw that he was kissing a toad.

"Oh, Jiraiya-chan! I never knew you had such feelings for me!" the toad said in a flamboyant voice, grabbing their cheeks while blushing and turning around

"MR. GAMARIKI?! WHAT THE HELL?!" Jiraiya screamed, jumping to his feet and rubbing his lips on his sleeves, "BLAH! GAH! PHHPHPHPHPH!"

"Hmph, looks like the kiss was one-sided... *sigh* oh well, it was nice while it lasted," Gamariki sulked. But their sulking soon stopped, straightening up and narrowing his eyes. "But I'm afraid this isn't a social call,"

"That so? Well if old boss Fukasaku wanted to call me, he would've summoned me instead of you!" Jiraiya sneered, still wiping his lips.

"Great Honourable Geezer has requested to see you," Gamariki stated, his voice becoming deep and filled with a type of urgency that could Jiraiya's attention.

"That so? Well, we best see him, huh?" Gamariki nodded and starting jumping in the direction of the Great Toad Sage, Jiraiya following close behind him.

Jiraiya kneeled before a giant wrinkled red toad with a white belling. He wore a professor's hat with tassels and an orb on top of it. A necklace with the toad's village symbol for "oil" (油) was on it.

He seemed to be twitching, tossing, and turning as he moaned in anguish.

"Jiraiya-boy! About time you made it!" a toad sitting on Jiraiya's right said. It was a female toad with a green underside with purple markings around her mouth and the back of her body. She wore a cloak and her head looked like she was wearing a bunch of curlers.

"Granny, what's going on?!" Jiraiya asked her, seemingly scared about the Great Toads current condition.

"We've got no idea! I think he's been smoking too much opium again! He keeps mumbling in his sleep about some great catastrophe! As if we need another one!" the toad on Jiraiya's left said. The toad was small and green with white hair styled in somewhat of a mohawk, very thick eyebrows, and a small goatee. He wore a short collar greyish-brown cape as he looked at the Great Toad.

"You will respect him, Fukasaku! He's your sensor and he needs our help!" the female toad shouted at him in anger.

"He's gone senile, Shima! Jiraiya-boy went through 2 students, and none of them have brought about peace! One is dead and the other one is a deterrent for war!" Fukasaku shouted back. He pointed at the giant toad, who was clearly having a nightmare, and continued to shout, "I'm starting to think that prophecy is nothing more than a bunch of malarkey!"

"The prophecy stated that the Children of Prophecy will bring out peace to the Nations! Naruko and Menma are too young and need more training!"

"And what about Naruto?! You sure he isn't a part of any of this? I swear! I'm the only one that even bothers to ask how he's doing when Jiraiya-boy comes to visit!" Fukasaku complained. Jiraiya flinched a bit when he said that. It was true, Fukasaku was the only one who asked how Naruto was doing... and it made him feel guilty. "Speaking of, how is the brat?" he asked with a smile.

'What am I gonna tell him?! 'Oh, nothing much. Survived a couple of assassination attempts. Got blown up. You know, the stuff I saw during the 3rd Great Ninja War. Just the normal'...' Jiraiya thought, sweating bullets as he pulled on his collar. Gulping as he prepared to talk, he said: "N-Naruto is doing just fine! Yup! Fine indeed!"

Fukasaku's face turned to one of joy into annoyance, "I don't believe you," he deadpanned, making Jiraiya shiver.

"W-Well, y-you see,"

"AHHHHHH!!" the Great Toad Sage screamed at the top of his lungs, making everyone in the room jump.

"Great Lord Elder! What happened?! What did you see?!" Shima questioned as the giant toad lifted up a hand and held their head.

"I-I saw s-something horrible," he replied, taking several deep breaths, trying to calm himself down.

"Take your time, I'm sure you'll explain soon enough," Shima reassured him

"No! I-I saw a monster! A demon! Something more powerful than even the Tailed Beasts! Not even the Children of Prophecy can stop it!" he explained, "B-But I-I don't know what's going to happen next! All I see is a one-horned demon demolishing mountains! Standing on top of a pile of bodies! And that smile! It was the smile of something not of this realm! I see it over and over again! Then the laughter! Oh, the laughter!"

"T-This is bad, very bad!" Jiraiya stuttered, fearing the worst about what is to come. But before the old giant toad could continue any further, Fukasaku jumped down from his pedestal and landed a few feet behind Jiraiya. "W-Where are you going?"

"Well, you two can check on Minato-kun and his Children of Prophecy, while I go see how Naruto-kun is doing... Also, I'm taking the left-overs. BYE!" Fukasaku said, raising his hand and vanishing in a puff of smoke.

"Eh?" Shima gave an audible noise, but a few moments later she shouted at the top of her lungs, "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!?!?!"

Naruto stood still, his hand in front of him with one leg raised in a cat-foot stance. He made sure to be ready to move in any direction, watching his opponents ever closely.

"Omoi... I want you to run as fast as you can," one of the last remaining Kumo-nin said, pulling out a wakizashi

"W-What are you saying?" Omoi questioned his superior, who began to channel lightning-chakra into the short-sword

"Just run! NOW!" he shouted, running at Naruto with his weapon raised. Omoi could only stare as his jonin-sensei ran at the monster-looking boy. But what shocked him, even more, was when a cloud of smoke appeared on top of Naruto's head. Hearing the sound of another sword shattering, Omoi's sensei was sent flying through the air and landed head-first into the ground. Not wanting to stay any longer, Omoir ran as fast as he could, hoping he could make it to the gate without being killed.

Meanwhile, Naruto looked on in confusion, wondering what happened... and what was sitting on top of his head, "Really? Picking on a boy? I swear, Kumo has invented a new low!" a voice said on top of his head. Slowly standing up, Naruto turned around to face his sister and pointed at the top of his head.

"Hey, sis. What's on my head?" he asked, both Naruko and Hinata looking even more shocked as a pair of eyes appeared in his vision

"Wow, boyo! You've grown! Last I saw you, you were no bigger than a loaf of bread,"

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"