《Soul eater girlfriend scenarios》Random text they will send you
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( patty name in your Contacts is little pistol)
Patty:
Little pistol:
You:
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR DOG
Little pistol:
I DONT KNOW!!!!🧍🏼♀️
You:
☠️
Liz:
Tall🧍🏼♀️:
Look at it
You: OH MY GOD I WANT THE PRIDE LIZARD!
Tall🧍🏼♀️: fine...
Tsubaki:
Flower 🌺 :
You know I love you
You:
AWWWWW I LOVE YOU TOO
Maka:
You:
MAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COME GET YOUR DAD!!
HES HITTING ON MY MOM!!!!!!!! HELLLLP
[read at 3:30 pm]
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