(Season 5 x8)

Calliope and Dean sat on the motel bed, as they were watching some drama on the tv, Sam came out of the bathroom asking what they were watching.

"Dr. Sexy, M.D" Dean tells him, "I think it's based on a book" he goes on to say.

"Heh, when did you hit menopause" Sam remarks.

"Blame her, she's the one who put it on" Dean says pointing to Calliope.

"I did not" she says to him, "Are we ready to go?" she then says as she gets up off the bed, and Dean does the same shutting the tv off.

"Are you two?" Sam then asks as he puts his jacket on.

"The sooner we can get this done, the sooner I can get out of this monkey suit" Calliope says as she heads for the door, the boys following her out. She heads to Dean's car, and Dean looks at her, "What?" she asks him.

"You actually want to ride with us? Don't want to take your car?" he asks her.

"It's probably easier if I go with you two, maybe after this case, I will store her back at Bobby's" Calliope says as she then gets in the back of the Impala. Dean and Sam then get in, and Dean drives them off to the police station.

"One more time, the FBI is here why, exactly?" the sheriff is asking them.

"Might have something to do with one of your locals getting his head ripped off" Dean explains to the man.

"Bill Randolph died from a bear attack" he says to him.

"How postive are you that it was really a bear?" Calliope then asks him.

"What else would it be?" he looks at her asking.

"Well, whatever it was, it chased Mr. Randolph through the woods, smashed through his front door, followed him up the stairs, and killed him in his bedroom. Is that common? A bear doing all that?" Dean asks the sheriff.

"Depends on how pissed of it is, I guess" he tells them, still wanting to believe that was what happened. "Look, the Randolphs live way up in high country. You got trout runs that'll make a grown man weep and bears" he tells them.

"Right, now what about Mrs Randolph? The file says she saw the whole thing" Sam says to him.

"Yeah, she did. My heart goes out to that poor woman" the sheriff says.

"She said bear?" Dean then asks.

The sheriff doesn't say anything for a minute, "Kathy Randolph went through a hell of a trauma. She's confused" he says to him.

"What exactly did she say?" Calliope then asks.

"You can talk to her yourself" the Sheriff then says leading them to an interview room where Mrs Randolph was seated in.

"No, it must have been a bear. I mean, what else could it have been" Mrs Randoplph says to them.

"Mrs. Randolph, what do you think it was?" Sam asks her.

"Uh..." she then shakes her head, "No, I remember clearly now, it was definitely a bear" she says and the three of them can tell that she is holding something back.

"We're sure it was, but see, it helps us to hear every angle" Dean then says, "So, just tell us what you thought you saw" he asks her.

"Well.." she looks down, "it's impossible...but I could have sworn I saw...the Incredible Hulk" she says to them. The three of them look at one another, trying to understand what she had just said to them.

"The Incredible Hulk?" Sam asks making sure that was what she had just said.

"I told you it was crazy" she says.

"You..uh" Sam says unsure what to say next.

"Bana or Norton?" Dean then asks her.

"Oh, no, those movies were terrible. The TV Hulk" she says to him.

"Lou Ferrigno?" Dean asks her.

"Yes" she answers him.

"The spiky-haired Lou Ferrigno?" he asks again.

"Yes" she says.

"Huh" Dean says, as he then looks at Calliope and Sam, all three of them confused.

"You think I'm crazy" Mrs. Randolph says to them.

"No. umm, no, it's just—Is? Is there,...Would there be any reason that Lou Ferrigno, the Incredible Hulk, umm would have a grudge against your husband?" Dean then asks her.

"No" she tells him.

"No" he says.

The three of them leave the precinct, completely confused by this case, and at what the wife had just told them. After heading back to the motel, the three of them change back into regular clothes, as Sam goes back out to check the crime scene, and Dean and Calliope stay behind looking into the victims history and any other odd attacks. A hour later Sam comes back to the motel, "Hey" he says to the two of them.

"Did you find anything?" Calliope asks looking up from her computer at him.

"Well, I saw the house" Sam tells her.

"And?" Dean asks him.

"And there is a giant 8-foot-wide hole where the front door used to be, almost like, uh—" he explains.

"A Hulk-size hole?" Dean says for him.

"Maybe, what do you two got?' Sam asks them.

"Well, turns out that Bill Randolph had quite the temper" Dean tells him.

"He had two counts of spousal batter, arrested for bar brawls...and he had court-ordered anger-management sessions" Calliope explains to Sam.

"You might say you wouldn't like him when he's angry" Dean tries to joke.

"So a hothead getting killed by TV's greatest hothead. Kind of sounds like just desserts doesn't it" Sam then says, "It's all starting to make sense" Sam adds.

"How does it make sense?" Calliope asks him.

"Well, I found something else at the crime scene" Sam says as he takes something out of his pocket, "Candy wrappers" he says dropping them on the table, "lots of them" he says as he walks away taking his jacket off.

"Just desserts, sweet tooth....screwing with people before you kill them. We're dealing with the Trickster, aren't we?" Dean then says.

"Sure looks like" Sam remarks as Dean stands up looking at his brother.

"Good, been wanting to gank that mother since Mystery Spot" Dean says.

"Was that when he made you die like a million times?" Calliope asks the brothers.

"Yeah" Dean says to her.

"You sure?" Sam then asks Dean.

"Oh yeah" Dean says to him.

"No, I mean are you sure you wanna kill him?" Sam then asks.

"Son of bitch didn't think twice about icing me a thousand times" Dean says.

"I know, I mean I'm just saying" Sam looks at him.

"What are you saying? You don't wanna kill him, then what?" Dean asks.

"Talk to him" Sam says to him.

"What?" Both Calliope and Dean say to Sam.

"Look, think about it, Dean, Callie. He's one of the most powerful creatures we've ever met. Maybe we can use him" he says to them.

"For what?" Dean asks.

"Okay, Trickster's like a Hugh Hefner type, right? Wine, woman, song. Maybe he doesn't want the party to end. Maybe he hates this angels-and-demons stuff as much as we do. Maybe he'll help us" Sam says to them.

"You're being serious?" Calliope asks him.

"Yeah" Sam says to her.

"Ally with the Trickster?" Dean scoffs at his brother.

"Yeah" Sam sighs at him.

"A bloody, violent monster...and you wanna be Facebook friends with him? Nice, Sammy" Dean says to him.

"The world is gonna end, Dean. We don't have the luxury of a moral stand. I'm just saying it's worth a shot. That's all, if it doesn't work...we'll kill him" Sam says to him.

"OK, so how do we even find him?" Calliope then asks.

"Well, he never takes just one victim, right? He'll show" he tells her.

Later the three of them sit in the room, listening to the radio for any incoming odd calls, as Dean sits on the bed sharpening a piece of wood into a stake, "Dispatch? I got a possible 187 out here at the old paper mill on Route 6" they then hear a voice coming through on the radio.

"Hey" Sam says getting the other two's attention.

"Roger that! What are you looking at there?" they hear one voice saying.

"Honestly, Walt, I wouldn't even know how to describe what I'm seeing, Just send everybody" the other voice says.

"All right, stay calm. Stay by your car, help's on the way" the one voice say and Sam turns the radio off.

"That sounds weird" Dean then says.

"Weird enough to be our guy?" Sam asks.

"Let's go" Calliope says to them as they get their stuff, and head off to the location.

Pulling up to the old Paper Mill, they notice that there were no police, no vehicles, nothing. Dean parks the car and the three of them get out, "There was a murder here, and there's no police cars, there's nobody. How does that look to the two of you?" Dean asks Calliope and Sam as they go to the trunk to get their weapons.

"Crappy" Sam remarks as Dean opens the trunk and passes them each a stake and a flashlight. Dean shuts the trunk to the Impala, and the three of them head for the building. Dean opens the door, and they all step in the building, when suddenly they are inside a hospital. "What the hell?" Sam says as they three of them look at themselves in scrubs and Doctor jackets. As they stand there two nurses walk by smiling at the boys, "Doctor" "Doctor" the two women say and they continue to stand there confused.

"Doctor?" Calliope asks as she looks at the boys, and they look back at her, as Dean then turns around opening the door that they had all just walked through, to see that it is now a supply closet and there was a couple making out inside. Dean quickly closes the door, and they three of them start to walk down the hall, when another nurse walks up to Sam.

"Doctor" she says as she then slaps Sam across the face.

"Oww" Sam says to her.

"Seriously?" she says to him

"What?" he then asks confused.

"Serioulsy? You're brilliant, you know that? And a coward, You're a brilliant coward" she tells Sam.

"Uh..what are you talking about?" he asks again, and she slaps him once more.

"As if you don't know" she says as she then walks away from Sam.

"I don't believe this" Dean then says, "and Calliope you should recognize this place too" he says looking at her.

Calliope then looks around, "Oh, my God!" she says as she realizes where they actually are.

"What?" Sam asks the two of them.

"That was Dr. Piccolo" Dean says to him.

"Who?" Sama asks as Dean starts to walk down the hall and they follow.

"Dr. Ellen Piccolo. The sexy yet earnest doctor at.."Dean then looks over at the sign on the wall.

"Seattle Mercy Hospital" Calliope then says looking at Dean.

"Uh, Dean, Callie, what the hell are you two talking about?" Sam asks as he comes over to them.

"The doctor get-ups, the sexy interns, the 'seriouslys' it all makes sense" Dean says to his brother.

"What makes sense? What's going on?" Sam asks still confused at what the two of them are getting at.

"We're in Dr. Sexy, M.D" Dean tells his brother, who just stares at him.

Sam, Calliope and Dean start walking through the hospital, "Dude, what the hell?" Dean asks his brother.

"I don't know" Sam says to him.

"No, seriously, what the hell?" Dean asks.

"I don't know, Callie can you....you know" Sam then asks her. Calliope closes her eyes trying to focus back on the motel, and after a few seconds she opens them up to see that she was still there.

"Guess that's a no" she says to them. "Okay any theories at all?" she then asks.

"Uh, the Trickster trapped us in TV Land?" Sam suggests to her.

"That's your theory? That's stupid" Dean then says to him.

"You're the one who said we're in Dr. Sexy, M.D" Sam says as they keep doing down a hall.

"Yeah, but TV Land isn't TV Land. I mean there's actors and lights and crew members, this looks real' Dean says to him.

"It can't be. Dean, how can this possibly be real?" Sam asks as they stop at the end of the hall.

"I don't know, all right?" Dean says to Sam.

"Doctors" another woman says walking by them.

"But there goes Dr. Wang, the sexy but arrogant heart surgeon" Dean explains to Sam, as they watch her go down a hall. At the end of the hall they see a man seated on a bed just starting at the ground.

"And that would be Johnny Drake, he's not even really alive, he's just a ghost inside the mind-" Calliope says as a doctor walks up to him, "oh her" she adds.

"The sexy but neurotic doctor over there" Dean then says to Sam.

"So this show has ghosts?" Sam asks them, "Why?" he also asks.

"I don't know, it is compelling" Dean says to him.

"I thought you said you weren't a fan that she made you watch it" Sam says looking at Calliope.

"I'm not, and she did" he quickly denies as he looks away from Sam. Calliope then looks back down the hall, and sees the main character of the show.

"Oh my God, Dean it's him" Calliope says as she lightly hits Dean.

"Who?" Sam asks.

"It's him" Dean says as they turn back to look at Sam, "It's Dr. Sexy" he says as Dr. Sexy comes up to the three of them.

"Doctor" he says looking at Dean.

"Doctor" Dean says back.

"Doctor" he then says to Calliope.

"Doctor" she replies to him smiling.

"Doctor" he says once more to Sam, who just looks at him.

Dean then nudges Sam, who rolls his eyes, "Doctor" he says to Dr. Sexy.

"You wanna give me one good reason why you defied my direct order...to do the experimental face transplant on Mrs. Beale?" Dr. Sexy says looking at Dean.

"One reason?" Dean asks him.

"Mmm" he says to Dean.

"Sure" Dean says as he then looks down to see that Dr. Sexy was wearing normal hospital shoes. Dean then grabs him pinning him to a nearby wall, "You're not Dr.Sexy" he then says to him.

"You're crazy" Dr. Sexy says back, as Calliope walks closer to the two of them.

"No, he isn't he's right you aren't Dr. Sexy." She then says.

"The part of what makes Dr. Sexy, sexy is the fact that he wears cowboy boots, not tennis shoes" Dean then says to the man.

"Yeah, you're not a fan" Sam remarks.

"It's a guilt pleasure, and I blame her for getting me hooked" Dean says to his brother.

"Call security" Dr. Sexy then says to some of the nurses coming down the hall.

"Yeah, go ahead, pal" Dean then says, "See, we know what you are" Dean says to him, as everyone around them then freezes. Looking at Dr. Sexy he then changes before their eyes, to who Calliope now believed to be the Trickster the boys had meet before.

"You guys are getting better. Must be because you've got her" the Trickster says looking at Calliope.

"Get us the hell out of here" Dean then demands from him.

"Or What?" The Trickster asks, as he then grabs Dean's arm and grabbing it tightly, pushing it off him, "Don't see your wooden stakes, big guy" the Trickster says patting him on the shoulder.

"That was you on the police scanner, right? And this is a trick" Sam then says to him.

"Hello" he says pointing to his face "Trickster. Come on I heard you two yahoos were in town, how could I resist" the says looking at Sam and Dean.

"Then why am I here?" Calliope asks him.

"You...you just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time" he says looking at her.

"Where the hell are we?" Dean then asks him.

"You like it? It's all homemade" he says to him, as he steps away knocking on the walls, "My own sets, my own actors" he says looking at the other people that were frozen. "Call it my own little idiot box" he says looking at the three of them.

"How do we get out?" Dean asks him.

"That, my friend is the $64 question" he says to Dean.

"Whatever, we need to talk to you. We need your help" Sam then says.

"Hmm, let me guess. You two mutton-heads broke the world, and you want me to sweep up your mess" he says to them.

"Please, just five minutes, hear us out" Sam says.

"Sure, tell you what. Survive the next 24 hours, we'll talk" he says.

"Survive what?" Dean asks.

"The game" the Trickster says to him.

"What game?" Calliope then asks.

"You're in it" he says to her.

"How do we play?" Dean asks.

"You're playing it" he tells Dean.

"What are the rules?" Dean asks him. The trickster looks at Dean raising his eyebrows, before disappearing on them. "Oh, Son of a Bitch" Dean says as everyone around them unfreezes.

"Dr. Sexy? Dr. Sexy?" one of the nurses walking by starts saying.

Calliope then hits both Dean and Sam hard on the arms, "Oh, what the hell!" Dean shouts at her.

"You two stupid idjiots. The Trickster, you two couldn't have killed him in the first place!" she shouts at them, "Now because of you I am stuck in this stupid TV world" she hits Dean again, "playing some stupid" she hits Sam, "game. And you...you honestly thought you could talk to him. Well you see how well that worked out" she scoffs as she starts to walk away from the boys.

Dean and Sam catch up to her, "We're sorry, so what do we do now" Sam says to her.

"I don't know what you two are doing, but I am going to try and get the hell out of here" Calliope says to him as she keeps walking, when 'Dr. Piccolo' comes up and is about to slap Sam across the face again.

"Lady, what the hell?" Sam says to her.

"You are a brilliant, brilliant-"she starts saying.

"Yeah, a coward, you already said that. But I got news for you, I am not a doctor" he tells her.

She looks at him shocked, "No, don't say that. You are the finest cerebrovascular neurosurgeon I have ever met...and I have met plenty. So that girl died on your table, it wasn't your fault. It wasn't anybody's fault, sometimes people just die" she says to him.

"I have no idea what you're saying to me" Sam tells her.

"You're afraid. You're afraid to operate again and you're afraid to love" she says crying as she walks away.

Dean and Calliope both look at Sam, "Yeah, we're getting out of here" Sam says and they start to head down the hall again.

"Hey Doctor" a guy they are passing by says.

"Yes" Dean says as he stops walking.

"My wife needs that face transplant" he cries to him.

"Okay, you know what, pal. None of this is real, okay? And your wife doesn't need jack squat" Dean says angrily as he walks away with Calliope and Sam.

"Hey Doctor" they hear the man say and a gunshot rings out, and Dean shouts out, as he looks back at the man.

"Real, it's real" Dean says, as he starts to go down and they see he's been shot in the back.

"No,no,no, Hey! We need a doctor!" Sam shouts as everyone looks at them, as they are supposed to be doctors.

Nurses rush to Sam, and Calliope as they get Dean into a operating room, making Sam scrub in. Calliope starts to do the same, when a nurse stops her. "I'm sorry Doctor but you can't operate on your husband" she says to Calliope.

"My husband?" Calliope says looking at her confused, "I am going in there" she says as she pushes past the nurse and goes into the operation room.

"You are so brave Doctor, to operate on your husband" another nurse says to her and she rolls her eyes.