"I'm telling you, it's been keeping me up at night." Sam said as he had his arm around Haley's waist as they walked with Blaine down the hallway. "Something weird's going on with the Warblers. They're doing all those weird flips and superhuman jumps at Sectionals."

"Wait...I thought you were sleeping, obviously you were faking it, and that's why you slapped me on the face two nights in the row." Haley said aloud, as both guys turned to look at her. "What?" She asked.

"Exactly, that's why they won." Blaine sighed.

"And where was Round Faced Warbler> You said he was there when you went back to Dalton, but come Sectionals, poof, he's gone." Sam said, talking at an abnormal speed.

"You're conspiracy theories are immaculate...but what are you saying?" Haley asked.

"I think they cheated at Sectionals." Sam answered.

"Sam, you can't make accusations like that without any kind of evidence." Blaine pointed out.

"Well, then, I'll find some evidence." Sam said as he turned to them. "Hey, do any of you have any lip balm I can use? Conspiracy theories make my lips get all chapped." He clarified, as Blaine nodded.

Before Blaine could do anything, Haley had already pulled hers out of her bag.

"Yeah, here." Haley handed him hers. "Thanks, Hay." He said.

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"I want to sit under Venus." Sugar said, looking up at the planets in the astronomy classroom.

"I want to sit under Uranus." Sam said, as everyone chuckled. "What's so funny."

"Oh nothing, baby." Haley said, leaning her head against his shoulder.

"So, this week in Glee Club it's ladies' choice, inspired by the Sadie Hawkins Dance." Finn said.

"Which I thought of. It was my idea." Tina said proudly.

"Yes, thank, Tina." Finn acknowledged her, before continuing. "And every girl will sing to whoever they want to take to the dance."

"Well, I, for one, love this lesson." Kitty said, smirking. "I've got a song I want to sing to somebody."

Sam, sent Haley a pleading, yet loving look.

"Yes, I'm going to sing to you, I'm going to help Marley out as well." She assured him.

"Well, great." He smiled, pressing a kiss to her lips.

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"Alright, so Tina is ready to present her solo and make her choice. Gentlemen, prepare yourselves for Tina Cohen-Chang." Finn announced, as everyone cheered.

"Thank you, Finn. I'll be performing I Don't Know How to Love Him from Jesus Christ Superstar. It's about the pain of unrequited love and..."

"Yeah, okay, just wrap it up." Finn interjected. "Beiste needs the locker room at 4:30."

"Sorry. Hit it." Tina said, cuing the band.

"Who do you think she's asking?" Sam asked, as Haley shrugged. "Couldn't tell you."

"The only obvious choice in the room: A charming debonair figure from her past. A forbidden love she let slip through her fingers." Artie said.

"Cocky much?" Haley spat, as everyone laughed, quietly.

"Mercedes?" Blaine questioned. "Really?" Unique asked.

As the song progressed, Haley realized who she was singing to. "I don't think any of those answers are correct." Haley said, frowning.

"Okay, let's hear it for Tina." Finn said, as everyone clapped.

"Yeah. Tina!" Sugar cheered, awkwardly.

"So, Blaine, will you go to the dance with me?" Tina asked as she stood in front of Blaine.

"Oh, uh... Wow, um, Tina... I don't know what to say. Um... No. Thank you, but no, no, thank you." He answered uncomfortably.

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"Hey, Haley, can I ask you a favor?" Marley asked, as she approached Haley at her locker.

"Yeah, of course...What's up?" Haley smiled, as she looked up at Marley.

"This is humiliating to ask, but can you help me ask Jake to Sadie Hawkins?" She asked.

"Of course. Even if you are going against Unique's warning that he's a womanizer." Haley said.

"He's changing. I know. People can change. And you and Sam have such a genuinely healthy relationship...Anyways, some relationship advice would be more than helpful, as well." Marley smiled.

"Great, well, I have the perfect song." Haley smiled back at her.

{TELL HIM-SUNG BY HALEY ALDRIN & MARLEY ROSE W/NEW DIRECTIONS GIRLS}

The boys clapped and cheered and with a gentle push, from Haley, Marley turned to face Jake.

"Jake!" She yelled, louder than she intended to. She coughed, and kneeled down in front of him. "I mean, I mean... Jake, would you like to go to the Sadie Hawkins Dance with me?"

"Yes. Yes, I would." Jake answered quickly, as Kitty wore an annoyed expression.

"Okay, uh, anyone else?" Finn asked.

Haley walked up to Sam, as he pulled her into his arms. "Sam?"

"Mm-hmm?"

"Would you like to go to Sadie Hawins with me?" Haley asked.

"Honor it would be." Sam responded in a Yoda impression, as Haley giggled.

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"What's up, McKinley?" Artie called out, as everyone cheered. "We've got quite the set. We'd like to dedicate this song to all the strong, proud and empowered ladies who stuck their necks to make this happen. This week, you showed us what it feels like to wait anxiously by the phone that never rings. The horror when all your friends get asked to the dance, and you don't, and you have to sit there..."

"Oh god, poor Artie is throwing himself a pity party." Haley muttered, as Tina nodded.

"Alright, cool. Thank you, Artie." Blaine interjected. "This next one's for all the, uh, powerful women out there."

{NO SCRUBS-SUNG BY THE NEW DIRECTION BOYS}

After their number, the slow dances began. Haley laid her head against Sam's chest, her left arm on his shoulder while her right hand held his free hand. They were simply enjoying the moment, swaying to the music. Just as they were continuing to dance, Artie wheeled toward him, giving Sam a tablet. Sam smiled, before he pressed a quick kiss to Haley's lips before he began to walk toward Blaine.

"Sorry, Hay, I have to go, but I'll be back. Save me a dance!" He said, as she frowned.

"Um...Okay, love you!" She called.

"Love you too!" He called back, over the music.

"Well, since you kind of interrupted our moment, I believe you own a dance." Haley said as she looked down at Artie, who laughed.

"Of course, it would be an honor." He smiled, extending his hand so she could grab it.

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"Yeah, McKinley!" Haley yelled into her microphone, as everyone in the gym cheered.

"Okay, a friendly reminder: uh, don't eat the snowflakes. They're fake. And the glitter sticks to the roof of your mouth." Brittany added.

"Alright, ladies, grab your dates and get on the dance floor! Because the guys were just a warm-up to the main attraction: us!" Sugar yelled, excited.

{LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN-SUNG BY NEW DIRECTION GIRLS}

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Haley sighed, as she sat down, taking a break, and waiting for Sam to get back.

She smiled as she felt Sam wrap his arms around her from behind. She turned around, still in his arms. "Hey." She smiled, as she stood up on tiptoes to lean her forehead against his.

"I missed you, most of the evening." She said.

"Oh really?" Sam smirked.

"Yeah, actually. Hold on, I remember. If I can recall, I came with this lovely guy, I bought him Breadstix, what a bonus, I asked him to the dance, and apparently he had to leave for half of the evening."

"Well, he's back." Sam assured her. "May I have this dance?" He asked, using another impression.

Haley laughed, and nodded, placing her hand in his, as he pulled them onto the dance floor.

She wrapped her arms around his neck, as she sighed into him, as he rested his chin on top of her head, and wrapped his arms around her waist.

"But, I do want to know, where were you?" Haley spoke up after a few minutes, as they swayed to the music.

"Blaine and I were dealing with some Glee related stuff."

"Anything exciting? Did it work out?" She asked.

"I'm not too sure yet, but Glee Club is saved, I know that for sure." He said.

Haley looked at him surprised as she leaned up to press a kiss to his lips. He smiled dipping her over, dramatically, as she laughed.

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A favorite of mine is coming!

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Naked, Diva and I Do are still to come and maybe Girls (and Boys) on Film. I will be skipping Feud... and going onto Guilty Pleasures.