SEASON 4 EPISODE 6

GLEASE

"All right, guys, listen up. I have an announcement to make." Mr. Schue said.

"Adele is dead." Brittany commented.

"No. I have been asked to join a blue ribbon panel to rewrite the arts curriculum nationwide."

"Wow! Congratulations." Sam called out, causing everyone to clap and cheer.

"Thank you. I'll be taking a short sabbatical, which means I'm leaving McKinley at the end of the week."

"What? This is crazy!" Tina exclaimed.

"But Glee Club is your life." Artie said.

"Which is why this is only temporary. I'll be back right after Sectionals."

"Wait....after we perform in Sectionals?" Haley asked, as everyone started to get their points and complaints across.

"Guys, guys, calm down. Look, I knew I needed to find a replacement, which is why I brought in Finn Hudson."

"Mr. Schue, Finn cannot take over Glee Club!" He doesn't know what he's doing at all. Sorry, Finn." Tina complained.

"That's rich coming from you blabbermouth." Haley scoffed as Tina pouted.

"Guys, I know I can do this. And I've got some really great ideas for Sectionals." Finn said.

"We'll all be dead by then! Finn doesn't know how to direct a musical!" Tina continued screaming.

Haley groaned as Sam chuckled, bringing her into his arms.

"Our children never stop complaining." Haley complained, sarcastically.

"You have a point baby. You're the one who's in control, so why don't you do your job." Sam joked back as Haley got up and walked to the front.

"HEY! HEY! Guys LISTEN!" She yelled, getting everyone's attention. Everyone immediately quieted down to turn to her, as Sam smiled proudly.

"Yeah listen to your mom." Sam added.

"I don't want to hear anymore bullshit or arguments regarding Finn taking over the Glee Club. He is a natural born leader, and we all trust him. He wouldn't be in the position without Mr. Schue's granted permission, now would he? Huh?" She asked as everyone watched her in silence. "Mr. Schue specifically gave him his trust, and instructions on what to do. We can all trust that Finn is going to take care of all of us. For now, I want us to all respect him and treat him like a teacher and be behaved and cut him some slack. Alright?"

"Yes mom." The other's chorused back sarcastically. Haley smiled, like a proud mother would. Those are my kids.." She said, as she went to sit with Sam again who captured her lips in a passionate kiss.

"Wow... mom and dad are going at it." Tina muttered, giggling as everyone laughed.

"No we're not." Haley said flustered, as Sam tried to go further, but she prevented him from doing so.

"We can do that at home." She said as he laughed, but nodded.

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"Triple-layer fudge cake, yo!" Brittany said, as her and the girls walked into Kitty's room with food.

"Kettle corn!" Sugar piped up.

"Pizza, water, and sodas." Haley spoke up placing them on Kitty's table she set out.

"And chocolate donuts." Unique announced holding up a box of donuts.

"Dig in everybody, and then we'll have pillow fights and ghost stories and prayer circles and back rubs." Kitty said.

"Want donuts, Marley?" Kitty offered.

"Are there any healthy snacks?" She asked.

"You can eat Kleenex. They taste like clouds."

"Honey, we need to have a little talk." Kitty said, dragging Marley to her bathroom.

Haley frowned, wondering what was happening.

"Hey, where's Marley?" Unique asked.

"Why am I right here, wearing my signature Newsies cap with my mud brown hair." Kitty said, impersonating a very artificial version of Marley. "I'm gonna bat my bargain-basement eyes and steal your boyfriends, just like I stole the lead in the musical."

{LOOK AT ME I'M SANDRA DEE-SUNG BY KITTY WILDE}

"Are you making fun of me, Kitty?" Marley asked.

Haley got up, and walked over to Marley slipping her arm around her shoulder.

"I'm going, Kitty. You are a bitch, and yes, while I'm sick of your personal attacks, you have no right to be treating anyone like bull crap. You know, this was a good party at first, but I think I'm going to take Marley home." Haley said, as her and the brunette walked out.

"Some people are so touchy." Kitty scoffed.

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"HALEY!" Finn called.

"WHAT?" Haley asked from her bedroom, as he came in.

"Surprise! You're our new Rizzo!"

"Wait...really? What happened to Unique?"

"Her parents disapproved of her taking over the role, so she asked me to give it to you."

"I feel really bad for her. But I'll take the role, make her proud."

"That's great." Finn smiled.

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After Haley had been told that she was taking over Rizzo, Sam was overly ecstatic about it. When she had told him, he literally wanted to rehearse their make out scene every minute of the day. Haley swore he couldn't keep his hands off her, not that she cared...

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She sat in her full costume watching herself in the mirror. Sam approached her as he smirked.

"Well, hello there.." He flirted.

"Do you like what you see?" She flirted back, as he nodded before proceeding to kiss her passionately on lips. She wrapped her arms around him as she smiled into it. As she dug her head into his shoulder, she could feel some stinging on her neck.

"Oh god, Sam, not now. We're supposed to save it for the show... It'll look more realistic. You may do that when we aren't about to perform though." She complained as he stopped kissing her neck, to look at her.

"Well.. I can't help it." He pouted as she smiled, leaning in again to kiss him.

"Haley and Sam, you guys are on in 10." Mike said as he looked at the two lovingly. "It's kinda gross how cute you two are."

"They really can't stay away from each other. They're like magnets." Brittany commented, giggling.

Haley pulled away, and looked at Sam, her face showing humiliation, and just pure love, because she loved him with the entirety of her heart, if that was freakin possible.

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"Watching the skill, the nuance, this receiver was forced to ask himself. Is this not how it felt? And might the directing team of Mr. Hudson and Mr. Abrams be headed for careers at Nasa?" Artie said as he was reading the critiques to the group from the newspaper. "They should be, because last night they plucked stars from the firmament and named them Marley Rose and Ryder Lynn."

Everyone cheered happily.

"Has ever an audience been so enraptured? Mayhap. But when the last breath of life crosses this reviewer's lips, Grease McKinley, Bravo."

Everyone continued to cheer and congratulate each other.

"If there's one person who loves the Glee Glub as much as I do, it's Finn." Mr. Schue said. "And I know in my heart that he has what it takes to get you guys a win at sectionals. I have so much to thank you guys for. But for giving me this chance to share that joy with others. I'm gonna see you guys in a few months, but hopefully, there'll be a brand-new sectionals trophy in that case over there. I love you guys. I'm really gonna miss you."

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Thanksgiving and possibly Swan Song coming later tonight!

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