《Andy and Sam Rookie Blue》a day with marlo and andy
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A: good morning husband
S: good morning wife
A: how you feeling
S: much better thank you
A: good you coming in to do desk duty
S: i am yes
A: good
S: otherwise i will be bored
A: okay lets go baby
S: yes mam
* arriving at the station*
A: good morning 15 *walks hand in hand with sam*
S: it is a good morning isnt
A: i will she you in parade
S; okay my love
M: good morning swarek
A: good morning Marlo
M: how are you
A: im good
M: so me and you riding till sam can
A: yes i would like to
M: me too we should head out to parade
A:*goes and stands inbetween Sams legs as always* hello there
S: hello there to you too
M: morning Sam
S: hey Marlo
O: alright you horrible lot settle down Sam good to have you have safe and sound
A: yeh it is
O; Swarek your riding with Cruz today
S: which Swarek?
O: your wife
A: me okay sure sounds good to me
S: you sure
A: yeh im sure
O: go on get out there patroling the streets
M: lets go
A: ill meet you there
T: andy wants to make out with sam first
A: shut up but no i just want a kiss problem
M: nope
A: *kisses Sam* i love you Sam Swarek
S: i love you Andy Swarek
A: okay we go to go Marlo wait hold on * goes behind and slaps Sams butt*
S: hey what was that for
A: i dunno
M: haha
S: ill get you back you know that right
A: try me babe
M: come on lets go
A: good idea men sometimes are idiots
M: agreed
*in the car*
M: so how is it going with sam
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A: hes a big dough bag at times i wont lie
M: i gathhered
A: hes also like i really bug goofball as well
S: 1504 this Mr swarek over
A: see what i mean *picks the radio up* your a real douch bag sam
S: ah you hurt my feelings andy
A: well im sorry its true what do you need Sam
S: id love some food while your out and decent coffee
A: and why cant you leave and go yourself
S: because i cant be bothered
M: i see what you mean now andy
A: thank you and sam what do you want babe
S: i dont know
A: well what do you feel like
S: you
A: hey keep it PG samual
S: chicken im in the mood for chicken
A: what type of chicken
S: i dunno
A: omg you are a nightmare sometimes
S: mcdonalds chicken
A: so you want mcdonalds then
S: yeh
A: wow want fries with that
S: i dunno
A: simple question babe
S: yeh fries
A: what drink
S: soda
A: what soda
S: coke
A: what type of coke
S: normal coke
A: okay thank you
S: no thank you
A: head to mcdonalds for mr lazy bones of mine
M; copy that i feel for you now having to put up with him all day
A: nah hes good keeps me entertained im never bored
*back at the office*
M: were back
A: ill go find mr lazy bones of mine
M: okay ill bring you coffee
A: thank you
S: *doing work*
A: oi lazy bones of mine
S: who me never
A: you sure about that
S: im sure
A: here you go
T: awww look at that being a good wife
A: he radioed me to get him food
T: lazy
A: thank you
S: no im not i just didnt want to move
T: thats called lazy
S: fine it is
M: here you go andy
A: thank you
O: what is this a lunch party
A: looks like it
O: may we all join
S: sure why not
*back at home*
A: i want sex now
S: okay lets do it
A: yay come get me then
S: you little tease
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