《NCIS:LA Season 7 (Densi)》"Driving Miss Diaz"
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Undercover pulling up to Catalina Diaz house......
"This girl has to be the only person in L.A. who doesn't drive." Kensi said making a point "That's because Catalina Diaz is a self-entitled model. She's probably never carried her groceries, or paid for a single drink in her life." Deeks replied walking up to the front door "If she is who Elmslie thinks she is, she's had a pretty rough childhood." She answers "Yeah, so did I, so did you, and you can still execute a power slide while firing a weapon. You know what that is? That's my kind of girl. What are you doing? Oh, we can make time for this later if you really want to get into my pants. Oh, wait. No, can I just? Hey!" Deeks said to Kensi as she was trying to ring his phone
"Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's your kind of woman. Yeah. And that one. Oh, and there's that one." Kensi said to Deeks as she was swiping through his phone of pics "That's just research, 'cause I like to go into every case with a strong understanding of my subject's" Deeks said "Bra size?" Kensi puts in there (doorbell rings) "I was gonna say "background," but 34B. Not that I was Yeah?" He answered as they looked at each other
"Hi, Catalina. My name is Kensi. I'm from O.M.A. Ethan sent me. I am incredibly sorry for the mix-up, but it turns out your Rose Line magazine shoot is actually this morning.
" Kensi said "What? It's supposed to be next week. We haven't even had a fitting yet." Catalina mentioned "I know, and I'm incredibly sorry about that." Kensi replied "Oh, this is ridiculous. I'm calling Ethan." Catalina said as she looked at her phone "Yeah, you can call him from the car, because we're really, really late already." Kensi said rushing her "Fine. But put your hair up. I can't have my agent's assistant looking better than me. Who are you?" Catalina said as Kensi put her hair up Catalina turns her head to Deeks
"Uh, I'm Marty. I'm your driver for today. Uh, Walter ruptured his spleen" Deeks said shaking Catalinas hand "Whatever. Just let me get my stuff. You can you can wait inside." She said as she went to get changed "Never as glamorous in person." Kensi mentioned "Kind of makes you wonder how I do it. Wow. Look at this place. Maybe I should be a model." Deeks said to kensi as they look at each other
In the car......
"And Ethan-- if this happens again, I'll find a new agent. You two check out. My driver is sick and I swear, my agent goes through, like, five assistants a week." Catalina says to Kensi and Deeks as she got off the phone "And you're totally right in feeling annoyed by that. I-I take full responsibility for this mix-up. I can't believe that guy tricked us like that. I'm so sorry." Kensi mentioned "And the Urbelle shoot later today?That's make-or-break for my career. So no more creepy Brit who wants my saliva." Catalina asked "No, that is for real, for sure. I called them, it is all confirmed. Again, I'm so, so, so Sorry, sorry." Kensi said making sure
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"Yes, I know. I've heard it already five today. I don't want to hear anymore apologies." Catalina said to Kensi "So what does the tribunal want with you?" Kensi asked her changing the subject "Something about a massacre in Peru? I don't know. It's not even my country anymore. I was raised here. I love America. I love L.A." Catalina explains "Except the drive, of course." Kensi asked her "My, uh, my parents my adoptive parents-- they died in a crash when I was 15. I couldn't bring myself to get behind the wheel after that." She explained once again "I'm sorry. What about your real parents? Did you ever know them?" Kensi asked (clears throat) "Driver." Catalina said without answering Kensi question "Yes, ma'am?" Deeks replied "I'm hungry." Catalina said "Absolutely, ma'am. What do you have in mind?" Deeks asked her "Anything. I don't care." She replied "Got a little bit of traffic, but don't worry-- I got just the place. Sit back and relax. I got you." Deeks replied
Eating before the photo shoot.......
"See, here's the thing, though. I feel like you're just being kind. I want you to be honest. Like, seriously. You think I could do it?" Deeks asked Catalina "Yeah. Yeah? You could be a model." Catalina replied "See?" Deeks said looking at Kensi (scoffs) "If it was 2008." Catalina put in there "What?" Deeks quickly turned his head as Kensi - (laughs)
"The homeless look's out of style. Oh. Try running a comb through your hair, maybe some pomade." Catalina suggested "That's a perfect idea. A comb would be good." Kensi agreed "Nope. Forget it, no one's touching this hair, because this hair is style-by-pillow." Deeks said p (Catalina chuckles) "People want classy now. Successful. They want the fantasy look." Catalina mentioned "Well, last Halloween I dressed up like Bilbo Baggins. Is that fantasy enough?" Deeks asked her "I'm pretty sure she's talking about that kind of fantasy." Kensi said to Deeks as she pointed to the sign
"Wow. That's you. On Sunset Boulevard, looking hot. That's a huge deal. Congratulations." Deeks said to Catalina "That's a stepping stone. You want to do TV and film, right?" Kensi asked her "That's why today's shoot is so important. Urbelle is a huge line." Catalina answers "Exactly. So I think you have to put yourself out there. And I'm talking about the real you, Catalina. No more hiding behind other peoples' clothes. I know that you want nothing to do with the tribunal, however, wait-- It would show people that you stand for something. That you care." Kensi explains to her "You think I don't care? You just met me." Catalina asked
"And I think it's time for the world to meet you. Otherwise you're just another pretty face. Don't be a face, be a force." Kensi said "We should get to the shoot." Catalina said "We have another few minutes." Replied Kensi checking her watch "No, I-I don't want to be late. We should get to the shoot." Catalina demanded "She's scared." Kensi said to Deeks "Well, her career's finally taking off. She feels like she's got a lot to lose. I get that." Deeks replied to Kensi "I think it's more than that." Kensi said as she looked at him
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At the photo shoot......
(impressed whistle) "Are we sure this is a photo shoot and not, like, a horror film?" Deeks mumbled as was playing with the fire torch "Boo!" Hetty said coming out of know we're "Sorry. (clears throat) Sorry, ma'am." Deeks apologised "Oh, excuse my silliness. Miss Diaz, I'm Henrietta Lange. I'm going to be directing your photo shoot this afternoon." Hetty said to Catalina shaking hands "I thought we had Julian Winston." Catalina asked "Julian sends his regrets and recommends me in his place." Hetty said "I've never heard of you." Catalina asked her "It's quite all right. I've heard of Ms. Henrietta Lange. In fact, she took over for the Emporio Armani campaign when Mert and Marcus had to pull out." Kensi explains trying to cover up (laughs softly)
"Oh, wow, I'm so honored." Catalina replied "Oh, uh, well, actually, that wasn't true. Special Agent Blye is doing a superb job of protecting my cover, but I think in this case it-it just we don't need it." Hetty mentioned "Excuse me. Special Agent?" Catalina asked
"Catalina, you are a big girl-- you can make your own choices. If you choose not to cooperate with the Tribunal, that's fine. That's your life; I respect that. I also understand how important this photo shoot is to you today. But we've just confirmed that there are men out there who wish you harm. So you have another choice to make. You could allow my people to remain and be your protection. Or I could cancel the photo shoot and drag you along against your will." Hetty explained "Uh, um the first one." Catalina replied "Oh, that's such a good choice; best choice. Just to clarify, I am directing the shoot today. So let's get you into wardrobe. Okay. Chop-chop, people! We're on a clock! (chuckles) Come. Come with me." Hetty said clapping her hands and looking at everyone (clears throat) "That just happen? " Deeks said "Mm-hmm." Kensi replied standing next to him "You want to talk about it?" He asked "No." She replied "No need. Okay. All right." Deeks answers
"This is so good, Catalina! It's just wonderful. Now that you've built your masterpiece, I want you to imagine destroying it! Yes!" Hetty said "I guess it's true what they say: (over radio): You catch more flies with Hetty. " Deeks said "She's betting the show of respect will make Catalina more inclined to cooperate with the Tribunal." Kensi explains "I call that being a force, not a face." Deeks aid with a smile on his face "Oh, really? Shut up" Kensi said looking at him. "Where did you even hear that, for God's sakes?" Deeks asked her
"I-I don't remember." Kensi replied "You don't remember? Mm. Oh, I remember. You read it off your bottle of face wash. Yeah, that's right, princess. You gave career advice from soap." Deeks explained "Okay, it was very good advice, and plus, Is it? how do you even know that? Have you been using my face soap, again? Hmm?" Kensi asked him "Well, Monty has very sensitive skin. Yeah, he does." Deeks says to her "Oh, does he?" Kensi asked "You got a visitor at your nine o'clock." Deeks said to Kensi (shutter clicking) "He's definitely checking her out." Kensi mentioned (over radio): "Kenz? Federal agents! On your knees! Now! Hands up where we can see them." Deeks said to the guy "I'm just here to see Catalina." He said "What are you doing!" Catalina said "You know this guy?" Kensi mentioned "That's Gabriel! My boyfriend!" She replied "Ah. (indistinct talking over phone) Mm-hmm.Right." Hetty mumbled
"We're bringing her in. She in there with Gabriel?" Kensi said coming round the corner "Yeah, but you may be interrupting something." Deeks said with a smirky smile on his face looking at Kensi "Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?" Kensi asked him "Little bit." He replied "Catalina! Let's go! Catalina, open the door." Kensi said as she knocked on the door "Just go. Go. Go." Deeks said "Catalina? (sighs): Damn it. " Kensi shouted "That's not good."
End of day & packing up all in the bullpen......
"So, is Elmslie getting along with his star witnesses?" Kensi said to granger "He got what he came for. The tribunal's already issued a warrant for Silva's arrest, and the Peruvian government expects to have him in custody by morning." Granger explains "It may have taken almost 20 years, but it's good to see justice done." Sam mentioned "As a wise bottle of soap once told me, "Don't be a face. Be a force. I think we can all learn a little something from that." Deeks said "What he hell's he talking about?" Callen asked Kensi "I don't know." Kensi said
"All I know is that face wash is changing my life. You want to feel this? So silky smooth." Deeks said looking at Sam "I don't want to touch your face, Deeks." Sam replied "If you leave now, you'll miss the slideshow." Hetty said "What slideshow?" Granger asked "The prints are in from today's photo shoot. I think that you'll like them very much." She said to everyone (Deeks whistles) "Wow. Those look pretty good, Hetty." Kensi said "Nice. Damn." Callen said "Yeah, she's hot." Deeks said "I'm sorry, what?" Kensi asked Deeks looking at him "No, I-I mean like from a from a research standpoint. Mm-hmm." He tyres to explain "Oh, my." Hetty said as a picture came up of her
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