Jennie's POV

6 days later.

"I still don't understand what you are up to jendeukie?" Jisoo asked for the millionth time.

"God just shhhhh why did i even let you follow me again?"

"Because i was afraid you'd be off your rocker and do something crazy like murder Taehyung! Plus... im bored out of my mind at home, i haven't been to anywhere for five days." she said.

"Chill out. Just watch and learn." I rolled my eyes and said.

Jisoo got discharged from the hospital three days ago after the doctors ran several tests and made sure that she was in good condition. Today i had went over to her house in the afternoon to check on her and she was just slouching on the couch eating– you guessed it. Chicken. So when i told her i was going to go to the supermarket she insisted on following me despite me telling her that she should stay at home and rest.

After a few rounds in the supermarket, we went to check out. The lady in the cashier was giving us a weird look the entire time and i pretended not to notice.

When we got out of the place, Jisoo started pestering me again. "Seriously jen could you at least tell me what all these are for?"

"Oh my god why are you so insistent on knowing?" I let out a sigh.

"Well maybe its because you came to the supermarket, bought a bottle of Nair, four plastic containers of nasty worms, a can of red spray paint, fabric scissors, three rolls of duct tape and a large raw fish!" Jisoo said exasperatedly.

I grinned at the mention of these items, i had a great plan for all of them.

"Okay.. you really wanna know? Fine, come over to my house at 2:30am tonight." I said.

"What?! Why that hour?"

"No more questions."

"Urgh! Fine." Jisoo tossed her hair and we got in my car.

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After i sent Jisoo back to her apartment, i made a trip to the nearby mall.

"Hello miss how can i help you?"

I took out the ring of lies from my finger and placed it on the counter.

"I would like to pawn this please."

"Ofcourse, give me a moment we will verify the authenticity of the ring and discuss the bid for it."

I nodded and waited patiently. Perhaps normal people would return the ring or get rid of it to not be reminded of their past relationship, but i had a better idea. Why waste an engagement ring when i can pawn it for extra cash? I could even buy Jisoo chicken with it.

"Okay miss we have classified the grade of the ring, and we offer 2.4 million won for it."

"I'll take it." I said without further thought. It was just as much as how i expected an average engagement ring to be. To be honest i would sell it too for a few thousand won, the value didn't really matter to me.

"Okay please proceed here miss."

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2:27AM, Jennie's place.

"Where exactly are we heading to?"

"Just. Be quiet. We'll be reaching in ten minutes." I snapped trying to keep my calm. We were driving in my car on the isolated street with half the world asleep. I was already nervous enough as it is. Nervous but excited, with what's to come.

"Wait hold up! Isn't this the route to Taehyung's house? Oh my god jen you're not seriously thinking of–"

"One more word and i'll bound you to a chair while having a live chicken mukbang right infront of you."

Silence. Finally.

I was indeed heading to Taehyung's house. The house i used to be happy visiting every other day. The house whom the owner lives in that i thought i would have had a future with. The house that will no longer exist. Kidding. Ofcourse i wasn't stupid enough to do something illegal like kill him or set his apartment on fire, which honestly i wouldn't mind doing, but at least i'll have a little revenge for the times he cheated on me.

Two nights ago i received a text from Taehyung saying that the company was coming back from the trip and he would be arriving tomorrow. Which means he is already at home tonight and is asleep now.

I pulled up at the roadside when i saw the familiar driveway of my ex-lovers house. His car was parked right outside infront of mine, perfect.

"Now, i want you to take these duct tape rolls.... and do a nice gift wrapping for his car." I said to Jisoo.

She widened her eyes in horror then slowly transitioned into amusement. "I really can't believe you're that crazy ex." she said laughing.

I cracked a smile as i got out of the car with my bag of revenge slung on me.

Breaking into his house was a piece of cake, i had thought that it would take me forever to try pick the lock but one turn of the doorknob and i realised he had forgot to lock it. Cocky as always, stupid boy.

I trudged up to his room and found him snoring away on his lonely bed.

First, i went to his closet and took out my fabric scissors. I cut out a lovely hole at the bulge area in every pair of boxers and pants he owns. I took some time to admire my handiwork after i was done with the last pair. Damn, maybe i should be a fashion designer. I threw in a heartfelt note too ontop of the pile.

"Since you love fucking Mina so much, i helped you speed up the process. Now you can have your dick hanging out of your pants always ready without needing to take your pants off."

After that, I took out the raw fish i kept in a plastic bag and threw it in the wardrobe. Hopefully he wouldn't be too fishy about this when he wakes up. Ha ha ha Jennie Kim hilarious i could be a comedian too, the multitalented queen that i am.

"Hey..."

My heart skipped a beat as i turned around slowly to look at Taehyung. Thank god... he was just mumbling in his sleep.

I walked over to his bed slowly and took out the bottle of Nair that i bought. This was the nervewrecking part. I knew that he was a heavy sleeper but still, if he wakes up im done.

Very gently, i smeared a generous layer of smooth cream onto both his eyebrows. Perfect. He didn't even squirm. I counted down a few minutes and wiped it off with a hankerchief. Oh my saint laurent shoes, i never thought there would come a day where i would see Taehyung eyebrowless. This was amazing. I stifled my bubbling laughter at the sight of him as i went over to his wall and took out my can of red spray paint to write two words.

'.'

Done.

To finish off with the grand finale of Jennie Ruby Jane Kim's great revenge, i opened the four plastic containers of live worms, dumping it on his bed and floor. Time to get out of here.

As i shut the front door of his house, i turned back and looked for a second. Sure you don't wanna blow up the house? My subconscious adds and i shook away the idea before it got tempting.

"Hey jichu are you don–"

I gasped and let out a roar of laughter.

Jisoo was just finishing the last roll of duct tape, tightly securing the vehicle. The windows and doors couldn't even be seen anymore.

"Hows the mummified car lookin?" Jisoo asked grinning.

"Perfect."

We got back into my car and i drove us away, laughing into the night, my chest feeling lighter than it ever had the past few years. I can only imagine the look on his face when Taehyung wakes up. This was some sweet, sweet revenge.

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a/n: we really went 10+ chapters without lisa omg how we feeling