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Nachos had twins
Hard.... (god dang auto carott if auto carrot wants hard,hard it is) and ......
nacho: YANO WAT BEGON THOT *breaks fourth wall
auther:dood y that wall cost so much
nacho cheses:TO FUKIN BAD DA BABA NAMES IS HARD AND SEX
auther thinking: wut have I done
sasuke:*holds them over the muntin dew* HAAAAAA SAVANIA I WANNA PIZZA
auther: I'm to young for this shit *jumps through forth wall whils saying 'no regreeeeets'
ha I made you go all the way down I'm soooooooooo evil*chokes on air* GOD DAMMIT KARMA
should I continus
edit~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I was on drugs writing this holy shit
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