《susunaru (random crack version》nau da second part
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Next day naruto started walkin aroumd woth a fukin babybump
"WOAH MARUDO YOUR FAAAAAT" said the annying bitchy sakuhoe
"WOOOAH SUKUHO YOUR UUUGGGGLY" said the now amnoyed nurudo
Sassech came outta nowhete and droppkiked sakuhoe
"SHUT UP YOU FUCKING HOE"said the mad sassege
"Hey blondy, duckbutt (looka at wakuhoe ) lets leave dis useless hoe here)
"TO TSUNADE"mophead screamed
Then they all left leabing da useless bish behind
Tunade
"Ok so the brat is gon have twins, sassege is baba daddie and kurama is a bitch"
"k" said narudo
"LEGGO SASSEGE" said the loud blond bitch
I got tierd of writing an need moar ideas
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