《Not my world》2) All of you are idiots.
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(I forgot to update so uh yeah. )
Sitting down hanging out with Wendy and Pom Pom in Wendy's room, every Friday the 3 of us have a 'TV night' where we sit down together on this stupid pink couch in Wendy's room and argue for 30 minutes before bingeing whatever tv show we all agree on for the rest of the night. "I wanna watch catfish!" "Girl no, we're watching Ginger." The two sat there arguing over TV shows, either a stupid show about 2 people figuring out if someone is faking who they are in their dating profile, or some kids show about a red head. "You both are stupid let's watch Ridiculousness." Wendy rolled her eyes at my response to the two of them, "Ludwig shut your goofy ass up that show is stupider then Jr." Pom looked back at Wendy, she was sitting on the floor. "No no, BJ is defiantly dumber." I rolled my eyes, "if we don't pick something to watch soon I swear on my li-" I was interrupted by someone knocking on the door, Wendy got up to go answer while I and Pom Pom looked for the remote, sadly Wendy took it with her. "Is Ludwig in there? Also, King Bowser chose to order out." I heard Kamek speaking with Wendy, "Oh yeah." She turned back to the couch I was on, "Hey fat ass, Kamek needs ya!" She spoke, I got up "Have fun arguing!" I said as I walked out, closing the door behind me.
Kamek sighed, "Neither of you should speak to each other like that" they chuckled a bit, "Mhm, also, what did you need me for?" I looked at Kamek, "King Bowser needs you, He's in his room with Iggy, as well as what seems to be a tiny you." I was confused and Kamek could tell. "Go see for yourself kid, I'm gonna go sit down for a bit." Kamek chuckled and teleported off to where ever they go. I walked down to the Boss's room, wonder what the fuck was awaiting me there.
Kooky & Iggy sat on Bowser's bed continuing to chat and rant about making machines while the King himself was at his desk on the other side of the room, next to the door facing the wall organizing papers, "-yeah! actually, my latest invention is a automatic feeding machine for my pet chain-chomp!" Kooky looked at Iggy, amazed by the fact they have a pet chain-chomp "woah! do they have a name?" Iggy nodded, "Yeah! i call them Chompy!" Kooky giggled "Aww! Chain-chomps are cool! now, your turn to ask a question!" they were asking each other plenty of questions, wanting to know more about how some things work, what they've made, and just overall ideas. "Hmm... well, what's your greatest COMPLETED invention?" Iggy asked, continuing their game of questions "Well... since the portal machine isn't done... I'd have to say that time travel thing I made a while back... it's for sure the thing I'm most proud of!" Kooky laughed as they continued to explain "It still, just like the rest of my ideas was sadly a failure." Iggy raised a brow "How so?" Iggy questioned. "Well simple, like all the other things I've told you about so far were in an attempt at stopping the Mario Bros, at least the ones from where I'm from, and take over the Mushroom Kingdom!" They chuckled. "Wait wait, what about the princess?" Kooky rolled their eyes at that "Eh, I wouldn't say King Dad cares much about her... he just wants the kingdom." Iggy nodded at the new information, "What about you and your siblings then?" Bowser chimed in, while organizing a few paper in his desk still, who Iggy & Kooky thought was ignoring the conversation previously. "Ah... well it depends on the sibling." Kooky chuckled a tad bit, "Well tell us! we have the time." Iggy smiled as he spoke. "Well, starting with the oldest, Kootie Pie just seems to wants to have control over everything, even King Dad, Bully, I'm honestly not even sure... he was just mean to everyone, I didn't pay too much attention to him. Cheatsy was a tiny bit similar to Kootie Pie, except he worked to get stuff and mostly wanted money and to make King Dad proud I think." Kooky paused to think.
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"No idea on what Big Mouth wanted, I am a bit greedy but do want to make King Dad proud of me too, and to make sciencey stuff too! Hip & Hop honestly just seem to want to have fun! Their also both the most fun to be around too!" Kooky giggled at the last bit. "Oooh! That explains a little bit!" Iggy looked over at the door, "Yo Dad, when's 'Wiggus gonna be here?" Bowser chuckled and rolled his eyes "You come up with a new stupid nickname for your brother every day... anyway, he should be here soon I hope, if not I'll go get him when I'm done with this." Iggy nodded and continued to chat about family. A good 25 minutes pass by and a knock was heard on the door "Come in!" Bowser spoke as he turned a bit in his chair to face the door. The door slowly creaked open and Ludwig walked in, "oh." He and Kooky spoke at the exact same time as they saw each other. "Well then..." Ludwig slowly closed the door behind him as he walked in, "Ah Ludwig, we've been expecting you!" Bowser smiled at his eldest kid, "Mhm... what did you request my presence here for." Bowser nodded as Kooky mumbled something under their breath, clearly not a big fan of Ludwig yet.
"Right to the point, as usual." Bowser nodded, "I was wondering if you would kindly let our new friend Kooky here stay in your room, sleep on the couch in there, I would ask Iggy but I'm certain they'd blow up the kingdom on accident." Kooky, who was not happy with this in the slightest puffed up their face like they were on the verge of throwing a tantrum, while Ludwig and Iggy looked shocked. "I cannot believe you'd assume that dad!" Iggy huffed as they crossed their arms. "Why should I have to share my room with that.. thing!?" Ludwig said as if Bowser was stuffing him & and Frankenstein's Monster in a room. "THING?!?" Kooky screamed, everyone in the room's head turned to look at Kooky, who was standing on the bed pissed, however with Kooky standing on the bed he was perfectly eye-to-eye with Ludwig, who just rolled his eyes. "Honestly, when Kamek said you were a 'tiny me' I was expecting someone who didn't look homeless." Iggy looked at Ludwig, "Excuse y-" "Iggy you have no reason to butt into this conversation" Ludwig spoke and looked over at his younger brother. "You still have no reason to be so rude to them damn." Iggy spoke, a bit aggravated by how Ludwig was speaking to his new friend, "I'd rather sleep in the rain outside then in the same room as you." Kooky laughed, getting more angered by every second they looked at Ludwig. "Kids!" Bowser stood up, everyone looked at him. "Ludwig, apologize to them both. Now. Kooky you apologize to Ludwig" The two gave each other half-assed apologizes while Iggy sighed, "Now Ludwig, will you let Kooky stay in your room for the time their stuck here? They won't be your responsibility, just him sleeping in there." Bowser crossed his arms while Kooky sat back down. "Fine... but they will have to wash up before I let them go to sleep." Kooky sighed, to be able to have a roof over their head, and hopefully a way to find their way home they'd have to clean themself up, for any normal thing it'd be fine! Kooky however HATED the feeling of water touching them.
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"Fine..." Kooky sighed, "Then we have a deal?" Bowser spoke as the two nodded, "Alright, Kooky I'll show you to my room, just wash up in the bathroom in my room before dinner or something." Ludwig opened the door and Iggy and Kooky followed him out, Iggy going off to their own room. "Might as well get it over with while I'm in there." Kooky shrugged.
Walking up the stairs into the area where all us Koopalings' rooms were, me and 'Kooky' as their apparently called walked to the navy door and I opened it holding it open for Kooky to walk in. "Don't touch the piano what so ever." I spoke watching them walk starlight to the other door in the room, "wasn't planning on it." They shut & locked the bathroom door as I walked to the couch, which will be where Kooky sleeps unless they decided to sleep on the floor, hearing the shower hiss on and Kooky yelp like a chain-chomp that got ground pounded. "You alright in there?" I said with a laugh. Kooky's choppy voice called out from the bathroom "it's hhhhHHHH- AAAA-" followed by hearing a squeak from the shower and a loud thud. "OW!" Kooky yelled again as I laughed. "Too hot for you buddy?" Kooky gave no response. "Kooky?" "IM OKAY!" They laughed as they responded.
An hour or so passes by and I'm watching TV, I heard the blow-dryer kick on, surprised Kooky even found that thing. About 10 minutes later Kooky bursts out the door giggling like a little kid. And walks over to the couch I was sitting on and they jumped up on it too watching TV with me. "So Koo-" "Yeah?" They interrupted, "How old are you, I can't tell if you an adult or a child." I said sarcastically wonder what they'd say, "I'm 8! I said that earlier but you weren't there!" Kooky laughed, eyes glued to the TV. Honestly I was surprised, however feel like falling down a rabbit hole of questioning this child so I just nodded and hummed, making a mental note of that.
Around 2 hours pass and all a knock is heard on Ludwig's door "Hey stupid! Foods here! A deep female voice chimed from the hall, "Ok! We'll be out in a sec-!" Ludwig tried to speak "We? Who the fuck you got in there?" The door creaked open, it was Wendy. "Is that a gremlin-?" Kooky looked offended. "They May be messy but their not a gremlin." Ludwig chuckled, standing up. "C'mon Kook' food time." Kooky ran and out the door, forgetting the fact they have no idea where the dinning area is. "Kooky! Wait-!" Ludwig ran after the small idiot, Kooky soon stopped and looked back at Ludwig raising their stubby child arms in the air "I DON'T KNOW WHERE IM GOING!!" They laughed, "I KNOW!" Ludwig yelled back catching up to Kooky, with Wendy & Pom Pom following behind him. Out of breath, Ludwig looked down at the smaller blue idiot. "Don't... don't do that..." he huffed, "Ludwig! Are they your kid or somethin'?" Ludwig and Kooky looked back at Wendy confused, "What? No- no." Ludwig chuckled "Aw! Their so small!" Pom Pom giggled, bending down to Kooky's height, being the tallest out of all 4 of them. "Okay okay IM HUNGRY!!" Kooky tried to run off again but Ludwig grabbed their hand Ludwig spoke looking at Kooky, who was seemingly hyper.
"IM HUNGRY!!!" Kooky yelled, trying to pull away from Ludwig and run around trying to find where the food is. "Okay. Then how about we ALL go down to where the food-" Ludwig was interrupted by Kooky trying to run off again "YES!YES!YES! C'MON!! LETSGOLETSGO!!!" Kooky said, pretty much dragging Ludwig down the stairs. "JEEZ OKAY!" Ludwig yelled as Wendy & Pom Pom followed the hyper lil' guy and the slightly larger calm guy. "Kooky! C'mon this way!" Wendy yelled, Kooky started running in that direction as Ludwig just burst out laughing. Iggy soon walked down as well with Lemmy ridding on his back. "What is happening-?" Iggy chuckled As Wendy ran after Ludwig & Kooky, "WERE TRYING TO GET THEM INTO THE DINNING ROOM!" Pom Pom laughed, as she also ran off following them, with Iggy & Lemmy now rolling along with the others.
A few minutes of shouting directions at Kooky and running around later and they made it into the dinning room. Bowser looked at the gang of kids, who all were out of breath quickly sit down all together near where he was made him laugh. "What are y'all doing?" They we're all trying to catch their breath, "I can't explain... but ooh boy... that was worse then walking Iggy's chain-chomp!" Wendy chuckled. Kooky however, could not sit still. "I'm hungry!" They whined, "food will be out once the others get here buddy." Bowser spoke patting Kooky on the back trying to get their hyper ass to relax.
A slightly smaller Koopa looked at Kooky form across the table, "Dad! Who's dat?" A childish voice spoke, Bowser Jr. still stared at Kooky from his chair. "Jr, thats Kooky, they'll be staying here with us for a while." Bowser said smiling at BJ, Ludwig mumbled under his breath "I wish I wouldn't of sat here now..." and sighed. Kooky looked up at Ludwig and tugged at his arm, "What is it?" He looked over at Kooky, "hi!" Kooky whispered. "Hi Kooky." Ludwig chuckled. A few taller Koopas walked into the room, one with sunglasses and one with a star painted on their face. Kooky made a small noise upon seeing these two specifically. Sitting back in their chair and staying as still as they could, leaving Ludwig, and Iggy, who sat Across from Ludwig and next to Jr. and Lemmy , confused. "What's wrong pal? Iggy whispered to Kooky, who didn't seem to happy with their situation, Kooky stayed dead silent.
The two sat down towards the end as another 2 walked in, Larry and Boom Boom, Larry sat at the main table, filling in the last seat, as Boom Boom went to go sit with his sister Pom Pom at another table in the next room over. Food was soon brought in and onto the table, and it was Kooky's lucky day since the chef was allowed to have a break and got to eat whatever Bowser & Kamek decided to order, and it was burgers and French fries. Kooky has a big smile as the food came out, as everyone ate Kooky still seemed a bit nervous seeing Roy at the end of the table, still eating their food like and idiot though. Eventually running out of French fires and still having plenty of burger left. Staring at Ludwig's plate they were debating with themself.
Reaching over Kooky grabbed a handful of fries and put them on their own plate. Ludwig was staring at Kooky as they did it. "Excuse me. those were mine?" He said trying not to laugh at what he just witnessed, Kooky however had other plans and started starring at Iggy's plate of junk food, made of mostly fries and some chicken nuggets. No burger. Ludwig saw this and slowly slid the plate towards Kooky, as they proceeded to grab another handful of fries, and a few nuggs as well. "What am I witnessing-?" Bowser looked as Kooky proceeded to stuff some of the evidence in their mouth. "." Kooky said, still eating the fries. "Don't talk with your mouth full kiddo." Ludwig chuckled, and then stole Kooky's burger. Kooky saw this happening and looked at Ludwig with the most grumpy face they could pull off, still stuffing fries into their mouth, "." Kooky tried to speak. Larry, who was at the opposite end of the table along with Roy and Morton laughed at that and pointed at Kooky, "Hey look! Ludwig got a kid!" Ludwig looked over at Larry "I DID NOT!" He shouted rolling his eyes at the youngest sibling. "Sure ya didn't! Why should we believe ya?" Roy laughed, which spooked Kooky, sounding nearly exact to one of their own siblings, and they were NOT happy about that.
(That's all for now y'all I plan on updating soon but yeah yk I'm bad with SPECIFIC update times but I'll try for ya!" Tip of the day, : don't pick up random cloths or fabrics off the floor and smell them. Trust me bad idea/ref)
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