《F.T.Willz poems (prolly frank iero no one knows)》dismembering a politician.
Advertisement
hello, sir, are you ready for the show? it wasn't all that easy to get you here, you're so busy with fucking up the world and all.
("what the hell am i doing here, who the hell are you?")
oh, i know who you are, wh-wh-who you are, but you don't know me, that's what this mask is for, you see.
second class formaldehyde abduction, i got you while you were at the luncheon, the one to raise the bucks for all those starving kids in shitty towns and shitty houses. fuck the money, just give them the food, it should've been them eating there instead of you.
("please, i'll cooperate, my associates will pay.")
i don't want your dirty dollars, don't give a shit about the fame, this is school and i'm the teacher, now shut the fuck up and sit still.
now, here's our first lesson, sit down and pay attention: let's cut out the tongue to take away the taste of success, i'm just getting started now, wait 'til you see what happens next.
it was easy enough now, you see, now it's out and gone, and you've got nothing left to say.
lesson number two: get rid of all the greed, flay open the insides and let all that warped evil breath. don't worry, it'll be slow, you need to be awake so you can learn, that's what school is for.
lesson number three: bite the hand that feeds (starves, you mean it fucking starves, there's a famine in those veins, that's just what you do), fish fillet the fingers and take out all the bones. new on the fast food menu: finger sandwiches, eat them with your hands, kids, can't choke on the bones now, there's none to be had.
lesson number 4: show the sinner the error of his ways, force his eyes open, turn on the news and make him see.
Advertisement
you see that, sir, a lot of that's from you, don't gurgle at me now, there's nothing you can do. you said you'd try to help, i heard it myself, but nothings getting better, everyday is getting worse, you kind of have to wonder if there's some kind of curse, a cure upon this country, a cure upon this town, hell, i see it in myself, since everyday i wear a frown.
lesson number five, the last one to be learned, now you'll get to know exactly what all this is worth: now the mask is off, i'm tossing it away, look upon me and see what made you scream. this face is the face of 99%, you see it every day, i could be your postman, nurse, secretary, maid, and this is how we feel, this is what you do to us, i'm sorry it had to be this way, but it's long enough. now do you understand, sir, exactly why you had to pay with your flesh, blood, and breath, everything i took away? it's not enough to save you, but maybe the ones who find you will learn from your mistakes.
here, i hear the sirens now, this is the last place they'd think, but don't worry, someday you'll be just a skeleton in a grave, a statistic in a book, keep those eyes open and don't forget to look.
Advertisement
- In Serial42 Chapters
Never Die Twice
Walter Tye is the best friend any adventurer needs. He is the smiling shopkeeper next to your local dungeon, the one who sells you these cheap healing potions. When you need information about a monster, Tye always knows. He wants to help; you can trust him.He is also the undead necromancer ruling said dungeon, getting paid to solve problems that he caused in the first place. But don’t tell anyone that…
8 242 - In Serial29 Chapters
Runtime Error
Surprisingly, in the fantasy LitRPG genre. A girls death forms the foundation for a plan centuries in the making. But when she shakes off their control, and forces the plans of beings millenia old to change, can she avoid being tied up as a loose end? With only what she could take with her in her mind, and a new body with surprising depths, she begins her new life in a world unlike her own. This is my first writing project in almost a decade, so there is going to be a lot of improvements from me as I shake off the rust. And of course, as the world I'm creating comes to life! So if you like the concept, please bear with me, and hopefully I'll reach the high standards I know you have. Edit (04/04/2018): Witness the power of my complete lack of any artistic talent! There is now cover art for this fiction. Its just barely better than the default, but hey, minimalism is in, right?
8 144 - In Serial8 Chapters
The Citadel's Survivor
Having survived the destruction of his own earth, Kim Hooper now resides on an earth similar to his old one. But there is one large difference. This world is filled with so-called heroes that fight against the monsters that brought ruin onto his own world and which stem from the countless dungeons and towers that litter this world. Stuck in a similar-but-different world, he enters one of that world's most famous 'hero academies' so that he can fight against the creatures that killed his friends and family and ravaged his world. Armed only with the mysterious system-like power that saved him from his old world, he sets out to stop this earth from falling into the same fate that his old one did. Heavily inspired by 'The Novel's Extra' at first.
8 93 - In Serial69 Chapters
Cursed Armor Reincarnation
Rune Samuv was a highschooler until the "incident" where he and his class, a total of twenty one people, were sent to another world to be the entertainment of the gods. Thus, Rune Samuv's new life became full of monsters, magic, and a lot of blood. Uses Dungeon and Dragon elements
8 196 - In Serial14 Chapters
Revelations Online
Aaron Roosevolt, a highschool graduate with no actual job and only lives to play games. After finding out that LINK - the most famous multi-billion game development company in the whole world - gave out tests to be an exclusive Beta Tester, he decided to pass the exam. Objective? Explore Revelations Online along with his four teammates and unravel its mysteries inside a Capsule. But the game he was expecting, might turn out to be gruesome and not what he expected it to be at all. --- Author --- Daily uploads - 500 - 4k words per day. Part by part. Means I wont upload chapter by chapter, but part by part per day. P.S. I forgot to say it's 5 days a week
8 95 - In Serial50 Chapters
Flatmates
Another fan fiction with the Commentary Crew and Sidemen.Will Jess fall in love with one of her flat mates? Or will she fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
8 359

