a poet, a prophet, a motherfucking puppet, a modern-day _____(fill-in the blank), nature's ______(insert noun here).

show me who you are on the inside...really? Me too. We're so alike, where did you grow up? NO FUCKING WAY! A small town? That's so weird; no one ever listens to me either. wow. What a small world (exclamation point) LOL. We should be friends, what's your number? Wanna hang out sometime? Are you on Myfriendsmakeoutspace-ster (fuckeachotherfuckeachotherfuckeachother) club? Me too. Wanna fuck? i'm just like you. Can i borrow your car? Life at your house? Eat your pets? Kill your parents? we're so perfect together, (for each other) ... opportunity is knocking do you hear it? BANGBANG. i wrote a song about you, it has 25 different parts that don't belong together. i scream and cry and there's no melody whatsoever, you'll love it, listen to it everyday ... until all your friends like it too, then you'll say it sucks and call me a sellout. Do you wanna get matching tattoos, have the same haircut, go steady, and just be friends so we can fuck everyone else who looks just like us, thinks like us, and feels like us too? Fuck, look at me, look at me, right here, right in my fucking eyes. Can you see it? No? Look closer then. How about now? No? Maybe it's the atrocious lighting in here. Wait let me take a crooked picture with my hair in my face while i cut your name into my thigh. Do you see it now? You don't see anything? Nothing at all? Are you sure? Positive? weird, me either, small fucking world huh?