《fuck you》16
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i woke up around 12pm and decided to get ready and to go hang out with ash.
i put on some grey sweat pants with a black and red hoodie. and my black and red jordan's since they matched the best.
i left my hair down, but wet it so my curls weren't frizzy all day long.
when i was done i texted ash telling him i was on the way.
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after about 20 mins i get there and i go to knock on the door. ash opend up after a cupple seconds.
"bro you know there's a fucking truck outside ur house right?" i said while letting myself into their house.
"what, wait stay here real quick let me go check this shit out" he replies. i go and sit by fez and faye.
"yo faye what are you doing here" i asked while looking at here questionable.
"she pushed a fucking guy off a railing and killed him." my jaw dropped. i didn't know if her was joking or if fez was being serious.
"wait fez, are you serious" i said sitting up a little bit on the couch.
"hell yea i am man. it was fucking crazy bro" he replied.
"yea, it really was. i had to climb through a vent" faye added on. i just slightly giggled still taken back because of what i heard.
soon enough ash walked in whit a gun pointed at cal jacobs's head, while slamming the door behind him.
then fez began to talk.
Let me get this straight.. so first you come to my fuckin' job, askin all these weird ass questions like the feds." Fez started, looking between Cal and ash as he was talking. "Then I find you out in front of my house."
"You're free to call the cops." Cal replied. looking at Fez with a bored type look on his face. i leaned up on the couch, resting my head on my arms.
"Why the fuck would I do that?" Fez questioned, leaning forward while smoking his blunt. "Well.. it's either call the cops, let me go or kill me." Cal turned his head to look towards Ashtray who's face was tightend because of how annoyed he was right now.
His eyebrows were furrowed and he was clenching his jaw.
"What the fuck, man? What's with your family? Are you all just a bunch of fuckin' assholes?" Fez genuinely asked, faye let out a little giggle and i just bugged her which caused her to start making faces at me. she was quite childish to be around fezs age. i continued to ignore her to see what was happening and she just rolled her eyes at me for not giving her attention. Ash looked at me and then looked away to fez. "
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You beat up my son.." Cal mumbled. I lifted my head up and looked at him, "he deserved it man. he's a fuckin bitch" now this time it was a little funny. only because of the face cal made. he looked at fez in disbelief at what he just said.
then he decided to reply to him.
"yea ok tough guy" he said trying to mock fez in a dumb voice. i just rolled my eyes at him. he's like a 60 year old man and he sounds pathetic.
ashtray didn't hesitate to knock him upside the head with the back of the gun.
"Ow, fuck!" cal slightly yelled while holding his head which was probably hurting at the moment from the hard hit he had gotten from Ashtray.
Once he was able to pick his head back up he looked at Ash angrily, "Why did you do that?" "Because you're in no position to talk shit." Ashtray replied, keeping the gun pointed towards cals head.
cal looked fed up with this bull shit.
"I'm warning you. You hit me one more-"cal had got hit again with the back of the gun by ash.
Cal bent down cursing loudly.
"Why don't you call the cops." Ashtray told him, slightly tapping the tip of the gun aginst the back of cals head.
cal was could barley talk and was trying to catch a breath.
"The Chief of Police, Will Greenwood-" He was cut off by Ashtray slightly letting out a light hum before hitting him in the head again. this time harder than before.
This happened 3 more times before fez decided to tell him to chill.
"Alright, Ash, chill out, man."
"Fuck!!" Cal yelled loudly, making me laugh to myself. I had to admit it was quite funny seeing this guy in so much pain.
"This guy don't want the fuckin' cops involved. Watch." blood was dripping down from cals head to the bottom of his face. going into his eyes and mouth. some even got on the floor staining the e carpet a little.
Ashtray backed away from him, holding the gun at his head still with one hand and pulling his phone out with his other. he put the phone right in front of him just enough for him to be able to grab it if he really wanted.
"Call the cops." Cal sniffled slightly but still replied in the dry tone.
"I will." He looked at ash trying to devise if he should pick up the phone or not.
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he knew it would be a stupid idea either way. he was disturbed from his thoughts by ash hitting him again and screaming something at him.
"Dial bitch." Ash snapped, hitting him in the head even harder than any of the times before.
faye squinted her eyes at the sight.
it wasn't really that bad to watch. even though it for sure looked like it hurts.
"Damn, chill, you're gonna give the man brain damage." I said while leaning forward on the back of the couch and laughing at cals reaction to getting hit.
"If you got nothin' to hide, call the fuckin' cops." Cal received yet another hit to the head. maybe ashtray was a little crazy...
but i'm okay with that.
Cal tried to push the gun away from his face just to revive another hit on his head.
more and more blood coming down his face every second.
Ashtray stayed where he was, looking at the man as he tilted his head at him.
"I'm not fucking stopping. I'm not stopping, call the cops."
Fez and I made eye contact, he just shook my head. i knew he though that ashtray was getting out of hand with this. "I told you." Ashtray looked up at Fez. then looking at me and faye.
Ashtray then hit him again. and again, and again, and again. when he was finally done cal sniffled, wiping some blood away from his eyes. thank god ash didn't hit him again. it was getting boring. cal always had the same reaction.
"I know you and your drug addict friend, that girl. You're trying to extort my son." He wiped more blood away from his face.
"who, rue" i said curious. that must be the only person he was talking about. unless fez somehow had another 'drug addict friend that's tryna extort his son'.
"yea that one. look man her friend. the blonde one" he said looking down which only caused more blood down his face.
"Jewel" fez said sound a little concerned of what he may have done.
"yea her. look man i didn't know she was 17" my jaw dropped. same with everyone else's.
"YOURE TELLING ME YOU HAD SEX WITH HER????" i screamed while standing up from the couch.
"i told you i didn't know" he said. once again looking down.
"jesus fucking christ" i widowed to myself.
"do you have the tape" and him saying those words my head shot up. DID HE FUCKING RECORD IT???? i thought.
"what fucking tape man" fez said while smoking his blunt once again.
"of jewel and i" he said calmly.
"you're telling me your recorded that shit" he said standing up.
"i didn't know"
"you didn't know you were recording" fez replied back.
i laid my head back.
what
the
fuck
theres no way that this isint a dream.
cal jacobs comes up in here looking for a sex tape of him and a SEVENTEEN year old girl???? no fucking way. and how the fuck does be lose a sex tape. i though while rubbing my hands on my face.
then i stoped thinking so much to listen in on the conversation more.
"look, I fucked up."
"Obviously, man." Fez replied, now going to go sit down on the arm of the couch.
I brought my pointer finger and thumb up to my nose, pinching the bridge of my nose gently in a stressed manner.
"Do you mind if I just leave?" Cal questioned nervously, blood still running down his head. just some of the blood was dried on his face now.
"I'm not gonna say a word about anything. i swear to God. Let's just pretend like none of this ever happened.." Fezco looked at Cal and then over at ashtray who was shaking his head nonstop. "Yo, ashtray. let me talk to you real quick." They walked out of the room, into the hallway.
leaving Faye and I alone with this fucking pedo.
It was silent until Faye decided to say something. I sat there picking at my fingers until she said something. "Do you and your son, like-, fuck people together?"
cals face was priceless once again.
i busted out laughing along with faye until ash and fez came back.
"ay what the fucks so funny" ash said walking over beside me.
"nothing nothing" i said continuing to laughing along with faye.
they kept taking and fez was threatening cal once again. and faye was smoking. not like that's unusual.
finally cal left though. and i could finally do what i came here to do.
which was to hang out with them obviously.
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