《fuck you》14
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i woke up around 11pm. it honestly was pretty early. my grandma was already at work. i decided to make myself some pancakes while trying to facetime ashtray.
finally he answered
( this is his talking font
i was sleeping
what are you doing
no need to be so rude
sureeeeee
yea sure, as long as you don't try to kill me or sue shit
we both were just laughing and talking while i kept making my pancakes. when i was done i told him i'll call him back when i'm done eating, and i don't want to get my phone sticky from the syrup.
i finished eating a decided to go back into my room. i go lay down on my bed to call him again but no answer. and then i heard knocks on the front door.
i walk back into the living room and open the door just to be seeing ash infront of me. oh he was so pretty. but i don't like him of course.
"wanna play some video games??" i ask while dragging him up to my room. we were going to play either way.
"i mean do i really have a choice"
"no, you don't" i replied
after a while i got everything set up and we started playing. i quickly learned that he sucks at video games. and he like really sucks.
" i shouted at him
"I DO, I JUST DONT THINK ABOUT IT"
"
I DONT EVEN KNOW" he said flopping onto me bed.
i done the same. and we just laid there talking.
after about and hour of just doing whatever. i checked the time and it was already 5pm. i didnt relise that he's been here for hours cause it only felt like 45 minutes. but i guess that's it's true that time flys when you're having fun.
"hey ruby ima head out fez said he needs me at the store" he said after he got off a call with fez.
"i said as he was walking out. i couldn't help but watch his every move. he was just so graceful. and i loved it.
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