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: you hit the jackpot 😡

↳ i knowww

↳ oop confirm dating

: that the noise he makes in bed? just asking for science

: love you ❤️️

↳ love you too ❤️️❤️️❤️️

↳ i'm the taking your phone the next time we work out together

↳ WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

: gotta tell me his workout schedule

: ohh i see you 👀

↳ you did see shit

: this is what he do during his break?

↳ got to be healthy duh

↳ i'm going to need you and chloe to TEXT ME NOW!

: ohhh a workout huh?

↳ stop STOPPPP

: why don't we workout together

↳ chloe took my gym buddy now wtf

↳ he told me if he wanted to work out and i said yes

↳ omg future engagement tease

↳ stfu

↳ i didn't lie tho

: i fell liek she dating him for clout

↳ nah this is a pr stunt

↳ OMG

↳ there love together is genuion

: chloe you got to text you sister bc she is texting me

↳ .....

↳ yeah text her she scary

↳ ugh

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CHLOE!

chloe text back because she is ranting to me

it because she not texting me

WHATTTT

DON'T WHAT ME

your not mom

can both of you calm down

okay

Chloe tell my why i found birth control pills in the bathroom

bitchhhhhhh

it could be moms

I KNOW YOU LYIN

chloe tell me your wearing condoms during sex

condoms + sex YES

the first time tho.....

THERE WAS MORE THEN ONE TIME

and you didn't tell me

i'm sorry i didn't know how to say it

i'm your sister

i'm you, sister, too but Jesus christ what

how did it even happen

after the vmas

make up sex?

lowkey but it was after saying i love you

wait no

you said i love you to each other

had sex many times and we didn't know

not wearing condoms

birth control out the window

i don't want to be an aunt yet

you have many years to be an aunt

but that might be next year

we promise to play it safe

you guys said i love you to each other

you guys been dating for A MONTH

i knowwww

a damn fool

he said it first

oh then it good

really?

NO

you wanted me to ask him out

for you to start dating not for you guys to say i love you and have sex multiple times

you're not playing it safe

i get that you guys are to adult and have the free fucking time as much as you want

but chloe i'm not trying to be an aunt while we have a whole fucking career

halle i told you

i don't want to be pregnant either

chloe you got to listen why halle is saying

she saying that go ahead and live your life but

you got to be safe and know dad going to kill jungkook if he got you pregnant

THANK YOU

you lucky i found the birth control pills before branson

oh yeah

he would've snitch

but guys

mom and dad are going to find out eventually

oh mom knows

WHAT

i came out the bathroom

she ask if it was mines

i said no and she gave me a face then left

if she knows

DAD KNOWS FUCK

i will not be there

no halle i need you to be there

i'm not home

i ain't either

is branson texting you guys?

oh fuck

he met jungkook like a few times

maybe he be nice

that was you guys dating

no sex

i'm pretty sure that the convo about safe sex

yeah

c

after halle was born

a few years later branson was born

yeah good luck

okay now dad texting me

what he said

he asking if i'm inviting anyone to dinner

jungkook texted me

dad invited him to dinner

i'm so glad i moved out

really should've taken me with you

no i'm good

jkvdfndgjk

we're going jungkook funereal aren't we

maybe

could be worst if your actually pregnant

yeah WAY worst

fuck

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.... oop it also 2021