《Sh*t My Parents Say》156 》 Mom
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Mom and I were watching a commerical for the little device in the picture above called the RoboTwist.
"Mom, look! It's a robot that opens jars!"
She looked up and chuckled, "Wow, men really are useless now."
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The Lay of the Black Doors
Nikha von Kranssov awakens one sunny morning to find that things have gone all wrong: Her maid has been murdered, her father is missing, and her house, Eldergrave Manor, is far larger and less familiar than it should be. She decides to grab her trusty rifle and set out into a home made strange and sinister, determined to find her father and confront whoever is responsible. The Lay of the Black Doors is a horror/adventure story that takes place in a secondary world. It is mainly inspired by the Cthulhu Mythos, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, China Miéville’s Bas-Lag books, M.T. Anderson’s The Game of Sunken Places, and Shea and Wilson’s The Illuminatus! Trilogy. Be warned that the story involves frightening situations and occasional dark themes, as well as some violence and gore. Weekly updates. No longer on hiatus! The cover image is not mine. It is "The Drawbridge," a 1761 engraving by Giovanni Battista Piranesi.
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DYING DUNGEONS: DEAD KINGS & MAD QUEENS.
A sickness is spreading. Dungeons are dying and crumbling to dust. Monsters that had been residing in them gather in hordes and spill out in waves over the neighboring kingdoms, swallowing them whole. The last of the Heroes are dying out. For some reason, new heroes haven’t been born or summoned into this world for the last century. Oracles have no answers. They are going blind and mute: seeing no futures and telling no prophecies. And while all this is happening, the [Voice], the entity that had been guiding everyone from the very beginning of time, is silent. Leaving humans and others with no guidance to solve this problem. Is this the end of Time? Author's note: Being someone with full-time work and with a rolling schedule, I'll update whenever I have time, so no promises on a consistent schedule. *This is a slow paced story with dungeon building elements showing up later on. *In this world, a dungeon seed first needs to prove its worth and only then it gets the chance to become a dungeon core and grow. *All art is by me
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Tales of Emera
Emera has had a hard life. One where she had never walked before. A life where her immune system deteriorated to the point where she could only remain in her sterilized home. It was her life, a life she had always known and been grateful for. But when the chance arises for her to walk again, she takes the chance to be whole again. To be someone normal. That chance brings her to grand new places as she plunges into the Pod universe. A whole universe of different worlds and places untouched by human hands. For this universe was created by artificial intelligences. Thirty-four hundred, to be exact. Now, as part of the research project she has joined, an artificial intelligence lives within her, one of the first of its kind that can actually communicate with its host. Emera calls her Era. Together, they will learn to walk. Together, they will explore a virtual game world created by over twenty-two hundred of the universe’s artificial intelligences, a masterpiece in gaming history. Together they will embark on a journey, across vast distances of unexplored lands as she reaches forth on an impossible journey in the world of Terramore Online. For her, this will allow her to live the life she always wanted, free from her sterilized home and her useless legs. To be free also means she needs to follow the Doctor’s orders, which means she needs to attend a virtual university where not all is as it seems. Join Emera and Era on their journey in the Pod universe, for it will be a good one! Hope you guys enjoy! Updates daily.
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The Wild Touch
The world of Delmathar has many conflicts and plots that span over the whole world and even into the war torn oceans. That’s not even taking into account that the world is a candidate in the Realm wars… but that’s a story for another day. Instead we will follow the story of how a goddess’s botched attempt of using a weak earth soul to make powerful Grafter for her mother, ends up empowering an unsuspecting little boy. The boy who is called Nosal Brownwhisker, who happens to be a peaceful little buttonless-shirt loving little Capyban. And as the Brownwhisker family tries to juggle their everyday lives on their monster ranch and hiding little Nosal’s secret, more and more developments keep popping up in the village of Pancreedy that makes life more.. interesting. Author’s notes:This is my first fiction and I understand it will suck. Hopefully you will find it to be enjoyable enough to hang around. There’s not going to be any epic world-ending fights or any stuff like that, just some shenanigans generally with the story progressing very slowly as it changes from many viewpoints. The world of Delmathar may seem funky for now so I will promise a glossary every 15 chapters. The wild touch will be updated at least twice a week, with me having no backlog of chapters. So if I get mobbed at work or get sick I will let you know in my notes on a short chapter. I hope you enjoy, and thank you for the people who support me, give me encouragement and pointers.
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THE CONJURING ━ ARNE JOHNSON
❝ WHY NOT ME? WHY NOT ME? ❞( © magaesthetic ) 2021cover by ( @sixty6ix )
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"Please, please let me go. I beg of you!" I pleaded with the unknown voice."Now you know I can't do that." The voice said, it's robotic sound angered me. "W-why?" Tears wouldn't stop sliding down my face. "Because you're the key to my happiness."[There are a lot of chapters, but they're all short.]
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