《Sh*t My Parents Say》154 》 Dad
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One day when Little Sister was sick, she, Dad and I were hanging in the living room watching movies.
She grew uncomfortable and asked Dad a rather simple question. "Can I have those pillows?" she asked, pointing at the pillows under Dad's head.
"I'm using them," he argued.
"She's sick," I said. "You have to bow down to her."
While she nodded, Dad looked at me and said, "But KC, I have bad knees."
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