《Sh*t My Parents Say》152 》Mom and Dad
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My graduation ceremony was the following day, so I asked Mom, "What are you planning on wearing?"
She went to speak, but Dad cut her off saying, "Short shorts and a tube top."
Mom chuckled and I said, "Wow, Dad, hilarious."
Then he said, "I don't know what your mother's wearing though."
"Oh, my God, Dad!" I exclaimed as Mom laughed, slapping Dad's shoulder.
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