《Sh*t My Parents Say》134 》Mom and Dad
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"What does smh stand for?" he asked me.
"Shaking my head," I said.
"Oh! I was wondering that, too," Little Sister said.
"Hey, Dad. What does fr stand for?"
"Fucking retards?" Mom said.
The four of us were laughing, and I said, "No, it means for real."
"I like mine better," she said.
"What about irl, Dad?"
He thought for a moment and said, "I really like?"
"No, it's in real life. What about atm?" He went to speak and I said, "Not the card machine. It stands for something else."
Again, he thought for a moment, then said, "Ass to mouth."
We all laughed and I said, "Not even close! It means at the moment."
"What?" he said with wide eyes. "Well, that changes a few text conversations I've had."
"Are you serious?"
"Yeah, I've gotten texts like 'I'm just hanging out with my husband atm' and I'd say 'well that's very descriptive of you. I didn't need to know that but I bet he likes you very much,' then they'd say 'uh yeah...' Now I understand."
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