《Sh*t My Parents Say》124 》Mom and Dad
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You know that commercial, I think it's Kelloggs, and it says that 97% of women have an 'I hate my body' moment at least once a day?
Dad asked Mom, "Do you have an I hate my body moment once a day?"
Mom bluntly said, "Yeah."
Then Dad turned to me and said, "What about you?"
I said, "Obviously."
And even though Little Sister is really cute and skinny, she hates that she doesn't have abs.
Then Dad said, "I don't get that. Women are wierd. I'm fat, but every time I look in the mirror, I'm like 'you're awesome.'"
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