《Sh*t My Parents Say》122 》Mom
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Mom and I were watching Meet the Fockers and in this movie, there is a child about 18 months old, who uses sign language instead of speaking words.
"It is a smart technique;" Mom said. "The only thing is that when they get to the age of speaking..."
I finished for her, "They won't feel the need to because they can already communicate another way--"
"I should have done that with you!" She exclaimed, interrupting me. "Then when I didn't want you to talk, I'd tie your hands together," she said, laughing.
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