《Sh*t My Parents Say》120 》Dad
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Dad had a frozen pizza in the freezer from a few days ago. I took it out with plans to cook it for myself and my sister.
"Hey, that's my pizza," he said as he caught me about to open it.
"No, it's Casa di Mama," I said, pointing to the brand of pizza.
"Which means Dad's pizza!"
"It means Mom's house."
"Dad's pizza! What Spanish are you learning?" he said as he walked out of the kitchen.
"It's Italian!"
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