We were at the doctor's when the student asking questions asked Mom to step out for a moment. She asked me the usual questions they ask when parents aren't in the room: sexual activity, drinking, drugs, etc.

Mom got back in and asked me what she said.

"She asked me about my sexual activity and I told her about all the sex I've been having. Multiple ties with multiple partners."

Mom hit my arm and I continued saying, "Then she asked if I've taken any recreational drugs and I told her that I smoke weed every few days, and I've tried every other drug invented."

Mom hit my arm and I said, "Then she asked about my drinking and I told her that I get right wasted every weekend, and go to many high school parties."

Then Mom shut me right down, saying, "You don't have enough friends for that many parties."