《Sh*t My Parents Say》108 》Mom
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I had lost a cable for my television. I went to ask Mom if she had seen it.
"Mom, I can't find the right cord. Have you seen it?"
"No."
"Could you help me?"
"Well, where is it?"
"Why would I ask you where it is if I knew where it is?"
"Well, where could it be?" she asked.
"Why would I ask you where it is if I knew were it could be--"
"Where'd you have it last?"
"If I knew where I had it last, why would I ask you where--"
"Be gone with you," she shooed me away with her hand.
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